Disclaimer: i do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, or any of the shows or characters in this story.

this story has parts taken out of commercials, shows, exd. it is completely random, you have been warned.

Ed Ordered pizza, not random TV. Shows

Ed Ordered Pizza, not random TV shows

Chapter 2

Ed ran out of the Griffin house and into an alley way. His boots splashed in muddy puddles as he made his way through.

Everything looked very strange here. Ed began to feel very lonely when…

He got greeted by a talking poo named Mr.Hankey. "HOWDY HO!" he said with a smile while waving his hand.

"My name is Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo!" he said with a smile.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Ed screamed and started stomping on the Christmas Poo. "It's not even near Christmas! It's June for crying out loud!"

Ed kept walking and noticed a random pot-pie on the ground. "mmmmmm. Pot-pie!"

Ed said as he began to quickly eat it. "NO KITTY! THAT'S MY POT-PIE!" an annoying voice yelled out.

Cartmen from South Park started "trying" to kick Ed, but it wasn't really working.

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" Cartmen yelled out as he fell over and struggled to get up.

By then the pot-pie was gone, and Ed happily licked his fingers.

"Dude." Kyle said as he looked at Ed, and he finally felt tall as he stared down at them.

Ed started walking towards them and realized he had stepped on something.

"Oops…" he mumbled. " OH MY GOD! HE KILLED KENNY! YOU B$TERED!"

Kyle screamed as he pointed at poor confused Ed.

Without knowing it, Ed had stepped on their poor friend Kenny. He was now crushed under his huge boots.

"Uh….sorry?" Ed said, still unsure of what to do.

"You know what that means…" Stan said. Everybody ignored Cartmen who was still struggling to get up.

They ripped Kenny's huge coat out from under Ed's foot and forced it onto Ed.

"You are now Kenny!" They pointed at Ed again.

"I…Can't…Breathe…" Ed squeaked out. The coat was so tight on him; it made it hard to breathe.

He ripped the coat off, (cause you know, he loves to do that to look all coolio and stuff.)

And made a run for it. Not sure of where he was going and not caring the least bit.

"BUENOS DIAS!" A shrill voice said and Ed looked around to see where it had come from.

"My name is Dora! And this is my friend Boots the monkey!" Dora the Explorer said as she greeted Ed.

"Do you want to help us look for my lost birth day cake?" She asked with a sparkle in her eye.

Ed then replied, "Uh……no." then he started walking off.

"Nobody says no to exploring with me and gets away with it!" Dora screeched out.

"BOOTS! ATTACK!" She screamed out as the monkey jumped on Ed's back and began to attack him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ed yelled out and started running again.

On his way he grabbed a banana that was floating in mid-air and gave it to the Boots.

He ate the banana and hugged Ed. "Do you know how to get out of here?" Ed asked Boots, now out of breath.

"LET'S ASK THE MAP!" Boots yelled out as he began to break out into song.

"THE MAP! THE MAP-" "NO! NO SINGING!" Ed screamed at the monkey.

"Fine…" Boots said as he pulled out the map and handed it to Ed." Ed didn't know exactly how to read maps so he just randomly started running in one direction again.

He ended up in a place that appeared to be a lot like the Griffin house.

"Am I back here again!" Ed said in frustration.

"Well hello there, my name's Roger." An alien said as it walked up to Ed.

"Hi…" Ed began but got cut off by a man in his underwear bursting through the door with a gun.

"TERRORIST!" He screamed and started shooting at Ed.

"AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ed screamed and ran out into the street.

He ended up in a very neat and well kept living room.

There was a man and a woman in there, the women was crying and they were both speaking English.

"NO CLAUDIA! DON'T FALL FOR HIS TRICKS!" Ed screamed then realized what he was doing.

"NOOO! NOT A SPANISH SOAP OPERA! Those things always suck you in!" Ed screamed out and ran back out into the street, trying to find his way home.

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