ok, ok, there was only going to be one chapter, but this came to me, so I have added it as an 'easter egg' . I think she would bust his ass for real though! partly inspired by reading s/12353645/1/Dearest-Diary-The-Magnanimous-Memories-of-Dr-Chaotica
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Harry asks me what I am doing. I am fairly bored walking round the ship showing it to Reg, and Miral is asleep in her sling. I have had a very bad? good? idea. i have been writing an 'adjustment' to my captain proton adventures, and need 3 minutes of holodeck time to make it work out. Luckilly the second holodeck is not in use, and I programme it in, record and then review on my PADD with no one else being any the wiser.
This is going to get me busted down to ensign again!
Scuttlebutt:
I am still waiting, Chaotica to Arachnia x x x
[holovid: tainted love by soft cell / chaotica and arachnia]
Harry looks at it and near faints. Chaotica is doing all the 'singing' but there are a fair few stills of the Captain in her arachnia outfit peppered through it.
'ermm, don't you think that you should show this to the Captain first?' he whimpers
Simultaneously my comm badge chimes:
'queen arachnia to crewman proton' oh dear, this is dripping in ice!
'ermm, present my queen?' a bit of grovelling might be required, I note the 'crewman'
'are you looking for me to bust your ass crewman? ' oh oh!
' just trying to keep the minions entertained your majesty' grovel grovel grovel!
you have some making up to do. No more, that is an order!'
'yes my liege' and by now my voice is openly firtations, she is letting me get away with it!
Harry views me with respect and shakes his head. We all know I am the only person that could get away with this.
