"Remus, let me-"
"Gryffindor in possession, passes… passes… and blocked by a Slytherin Chaser! Slytherin in possession!"
"What's the point of me being here anyway?"
"Black, just get on with it."
"Fine, but Remus better play fair."
"For crying out loud Sirius, just commentate already!"
"Ok, ok! So… Unfortunately Slytherin's got the Quaffle, umm.. He's flying up to the Gryffindor goal… BLOCK HIM KEEPER! And… and.. NO! SLYTHERIN GOAL!"
"I don't believe it…"
"I know… he's actually commentating!"
"Shut up Remus - and, look Gryffindor, get on with it! It's 20 - 10 to Slytherin! Find that snitch for goodness sake!"
"Mr Black, no biased commentary please."
"You should have hired a Hufflepuff. So Gryffindor's in possession, passes to Prewett who seems fine after being practically killed by the Slytherins -"
"I knew it was too good to last."
"Passes to, er, someone else, who passes back to the other Chaser, who hurls it up to Prewett, hang on - how did he get there? Did he Apparate? Is he allowed to do that? And - NO! NO! COME ON GRYFFINDOR - GET WITH IT! BEAT THE BROOM TWIGS OFF THOSE IDIOTS, THOSE STUPID SNAKES-"
"Anyway, Slytherin in possession, getting nearer to the goal."
"Remus! Give me back the microphone."
"Don't give it back, Mr Lupin."
"What!? Minnie! I thought you were on my side!"
"Okay, and Slytherin Chaser aiming for a goal,"
"Names, Mr Lupin."
"I-er don't know them yet."
"Oh for crying out l-"
"And he shoots…"
"HIPPOGRIFF TWELVE O CLOCK!"
"Mr Black, what are you DOING?"
"Distraction techniques…"
"BLACK! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL Y-"
"Anyway, it didn't work. Slytherin scores. 30 - 10 to Slytherin."
"IS THAT THE SNITCH!"
"BLACK! NO MORE DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES!"
"No, Minnie - I am being serious!"
"Ha - I saw what you did there!"
"Shut up Remus! THE GRYFFINDOR SEEKER HAS SEEN SOMETHING - IS IT THE SNITCH? IS IT? IS… YYYYYEEEEESSSSS! GRYFFINDOR SEEKER HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH! YES BABY! YESSSSSSSSS! TAKE THAT SLYTHERIN! TAKE THAT!"
"And Gryffindor has won by 30 - 160, and the crowd has gone crazy!"
"YES GRYFFINDOR!"
"Minnie, I didn't know you could shout like that!"
"Shut up, Black. And see me after the match."
"Wha-"
"Leave it, Sirius."
"Hey Remus… I think it might be time. Cough."
"Did you just say cough?"
"No. Anyway, I think we should do it now. Cough. Cough. Nudge."
"You are saying it!"
"Shut up, Remus, and get it out!"
"Boys, what are you… MR LUPIN… WHY DO YOU HAVE A FIREWOR-"
"NOW!"
BOOOOM. FIZZ. CRACKLE.
"Mr Lupin. Mr Black."
"Um… yeah, Minnie?"
"Why is there a firework spelling out 'James Potter would like Lily Evans to know that despite numerous invites from other girls he would like to invite her to Hogsmeade' floating across the Quidditch pitch?"
"Ah. Well… you see it was all Remus's idea really…"
"Sirius! It was Peter!"
"Yeah, well you suggested a firework.."
"That was Pete, Sirius! He told me!"
"What! No - it wasn't! How dare he take the claim for my idea."
"Ha. You admitted it."
"Shut up, Remus."
"Uh… Sirius…"
"If you're going to gloat, I'm not listening."
"No, It's just the firework is coming back."
"Ah. Yes. I see what you mean."
"Do you think we should…?"
"Get out the way? Yeah."
"Probably quite quickly too…"
BOOOOOOOOMM. CRASH.
"BLACK! LUPIN! MY OFFICE - IMMEDIATELY!"
"See, I told you. Disaster and explosion."
"Shut up, Remus. What really matters is what Lily said."
"Are you kidding me? It's going to be a no."
"Why'd think that?"
"She literally hates him."
"Hey, James is shouting at us."
"What's he saying?"
"I think it's something along the lines of 'if you've finished discussing my love life'."
"But we haven't finished yet, have we Sirius?"
"No, we haven't. Hey - I'll make you a bet."
"Yeah?"
"10 Galleons. Dibs on her saying yes."
"DONE! Easiest 10 Galleons ever made!"
"BLACK! LUPI-"
"Hang on, Minnie! So Lily, what do you say?"
"Sonurus. Now we can hear her."
"Thanks, Remus."
"POTTER! YOU - YOU - YOU HORRIBLE, ARROGANT, STINKING-"
"Oooh - that's a little harsh…"
"Only a little."
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! I WOULD RATHER GO OUT WITH - WITH A POISONOUS SLUG THAN YOU!"
"I told you so. Pay up."
"Shut up, Remus."
Helloooooo!
Silverwing here, and very happy I've finished this.
*bow* *bow*
No, I'm not overdoing it. Shut up, Wolfie.
