Title: Substitutions.
Author: Heiwajima Shizuo.
Rating: T.
Warning: Swearing, innuendos, a little violence. Rating might go up too.
Summary: After angering Shizuo and getting into a fight with Tsugaru, Izaya and Psyche both switch universes. In the other universe, Izaya meets Tsugaru and in Izaya's universe, Psyche runs into a pissed off Shizuo. Although the informant and debt collector are known to hate each other, what will happen to their feelings after meeting their counter parts? Just what exactly will awaken within two of Ikebukuro's most dangerous?
A/N: I just realized I accidentally uploaded my rough copy of my first chapter with all of my mistakes and unedited stuff ._." So yeah, that's why the last chapter was pretty iffy s: Anyways sorry about the mistakes in this one and yeah. I know this one doesn't have a bonus Shizuo POV summary, but I seriously cannot think of one right now D:
Thank you all for the reviews~! :D
"FLEA!"
"Haha! Catch me if you can~!"
With my hands balled up into fists, I run angrily after one of Japan's, and possibly all of Asia's, most annoying. In his usual black coat with fur trims, I reach for it as I run.
Unfortunately, the man in the coat runs faster and I feel the fur against the tips of my fingers before I lose the feel of it completely.
Fuck! I was so close!
Although I am pissed off, the fact that I was so close to catxhing him is making me even angrier.
Damn it Izaya, you son of a bitch!
When I get my hands on you I swear…
Well, I guess you're all wondering what the flea's done this time, right?
Ok so, there I was sitting on the edge of the fountain in Ikebukuro. I was there waiting for Tom, the man I've been working for, for a while now. After I waited a bit, I started craving something sweet and went into one of the sweet shops and bought strawberry ice cream in a cone.
Yeah, even Heiwajima Shizuo likes sweet things.
Get the fuck over it.
Anyways, after I got it, I sat back down in my original place at the fountain waiting for Tom. I had the ice cream for at least a minute before the flea showed up, took my cone, and smashed it against my mouth.
The fucker. That stuff was good!
After that, he laughed, then ran.
And well now, I'm on my feet running after that anorexic excuse of a man.
Licking my lips, I can still taste my ice cream.
Damnit! That stuff was so good!
As I turn a corner, I try to grab his jacket again. It may not be him but if I grab his coat, I can always pull it and well…
Bye bye, Izaya.
It was nice knowing you—not.
"FUCK!" I yell in frustration as my finger tips brush against the fur trims once more.
Looking over his shoulder as he runs, he smirks.
Oh how I hate that smirk—I take that back.
I hate his face. Period.
No questions asked.
Him and that smug little look of his, ugh! Just wait, once I catch up to you let's see how smug you'll be when you're begging me to stop hitting you.
Reeling my fist back, I swing, and make a whole in a brick wall.
"Nice try, Shizu-chan!" Izaya says crossing the street and running into a park.
Before I get the chance to cross, a horde of cars begin drive by and I am left here fuming, waiting for them to stop. Mother fuck!
I bet anything that this was all planned out and Izaya paid all of these people to drive right when they saw me about to cross. It's just like when we went to high school.
With my arms crossed, I tap my foot impatiently.
HURRY THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, AND CRUSH YOU WITH YOUR OWN CAR—
Soon the cars stop and the pedestrian light starts blinking.
Why look at that.
As I mentally thank the God I haven't been praying to as much as I use to, I quickly run into the park. There, I see Izaya.
Hah. The idiot didn't even think of running.
Still smirking, he sticks his tongue out at me mockingly and runs.
"IZAYA-KUN."
Running after him, he runs into a part of the park that is heavily covered by trees. Once I reach the entrance into the mini forest I growl. I can't go in there, my sight in the dark is terrible and I'll only end uplost.
Fuck! I was fucking close to getting him!
Wait!
If he's planning on running through the woods then I can just go around it and beat him up on the other side.
Perfect!
Quickly, I run around the forest and after a few minutes, I end up on the other side.
Looking around, there seems to be no one around. People normally never come into the far part of the park for some reason. While I look around, a certain figure in white among the dark colors of the forest catches my attention.
What the fuck—?
Is that really him?
A few feet away from me is Izaya.
And what made me go 'what the fuck' is the fact he's in different clothes.
That son of a bitch! How stupid does he take me for? Yeah, I may not be a doctor like Shinra, but I am smart enough to recognize Izaya. Just because you changed your clothes doesn't mean I won't be able to tell it's you, flea!
In a white jacket, pants and shoes, a pink belt, and pink head set and MP3, he turns his head from side to side as if examining his surroundings for the first time.
Hah.
The flea doesn't even notice me!
Man, I am going to love hurting you, flea.
As I walk over to him he stops looking around and he focuses his attention on me.
Too late for you to run now! You can try but you're within reaching range.
Scowling angrily with my hands balled up into fists, I feel them loosen at what I see.
Is Izaya crying?
What in the world—
"Wah!" Izaya cries as he lunges forward.
Whoa! Shit, he has a knife, he—
Wait. What the—?
With my arms pinned to my sides, Izaya hugs me tightly.
HEH?
"I-I'm sor-ry!" He says in between sniffles as he nuzzles his face into my chest, his wet tears leaking through the fabric of my shirt. "I'm sorry!"
…
Wait—WHAT?
"I'm so s-sorry!" He says, his voice cracking.
When I try to break free, I realize something; for someone so skinny, he has a pretty strong hold on me. Although I know I can break free, I don't want to hurt him like that. Maybe a punch in the face, but not like this.
Looking down, I see him staring up back at me.
His eyes…
Something looks way off.
Why are Izaya's irises pink?
Weren't they red?
"I'm so, so sorry about earlier!" He says as the stream of tears rolling from his eyes comes to an end.
Though I hate to admit it, Izaya seems pretty… sincere.
The way he's crying, the sad tone in his voice… he can't possibly be acting. He might end up cutting my head off if I let my guard down, but for some reason, I just can't bring myself to move away.
He's got me paralyzed.
Fuck!
"I'm so sorry!" He says before he leans his face up and—
WHAT THE—?
Slightly parting his lips, he sticks his tongue out and licks the ice cream I on my upper lip.
With my eyes wide, I am left confused.
Did he do what I think he just did?
If this is his way of getting to me, it sure is working.
Soon, Izaya's eyes close and he kisses me. . As his tongue clashes against mine, I quickly take control over it. There's no way I'm letting the flea dominate. As I hold in the urge to moan, I feel my self-respect slip. I can't believe it, but this actually feels really good—
Oh mothering fucking hell.
I'M KISSING THE FLEA.
I'M LOCKING LIPS WITH ORIHARA IZAYA.
OH DEAR GOD…
Breaking away, I turn my head away. With my face heating up and blushing slightly, I feel Izaya's hands snake their away around my neck.
When I turn back to scowl at him, my expression drops at the sight of his.
With the look of a child-like curiousity on his usually smug face, he removes my sun glasses, staring at my eyes. Once they are off, his curious expression only intensifies.
"What are you looking at?" I spit out.
"Heh? Ne! I thought your eyes were blue, Tsu-chan!" He says.
Confused I mumble to myself as he continues to stare into my eyes before he licks off the ice cream I have on my right cheek..
"Tsu-chan… ?"
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