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Naruto
Oh great. Iruka sensei didn't even bother to look at me as if he was sure I would fail. I don't blame him. I failed all the other exams before already. Well, here goes nothing! I began my hands signs; a massive amount of chakra began to form around me. Hey maybe it was gonna work this time. poof (I know poof is Kakashi's thing but I sorta need it for these matters). What happened? Did I really do it? Did I really make a clone? When I smoke cleared I looked around and on the floor next to me was well me, just a really demented version of me. The limbs were crooked, the skin was too pale, and the face was way to ugly to be me (look who's talking ugly dobe). Sweat drop "Uhh… Tada!" Iruka sensei looked irritated, I could see veins popping. Uh oh…
"Naruto you IDIOT!"
"What? Come on Iruka sensei! You said we only needed one clone to pass! Well there's one clone!" I pointed to the domesticated me on the floor.
"That doesn't even look like you! You FAIL!"
"What? You can't do that! When I become the greatest Hokage ever you'll be sorry! Just you wait! You'll be sorry you failed me! I can do better than anyone of those creeps, I just fell… sick today, yeah that's it I feel sick so I couldn't get it right1 I'll get it right next time!"
"There won't be a next time!" Iruka sensei was getting louder every time he yelled. My ears were starting to hurt.
A/N: I know the verb tense in this story is totally messed up but I'm not good at that ok. And no the chapter's not over, I just felt like I had to talk to my audience. To stop boring you on with the story!
Finally it was Shirakima sensei's turn to speak, "Oh come on Iruka, at least he tried. And technically he did create a clone, it just doesn't look like him that much."
"Shirakima, the point of a clone is that it's supposed to look like the original." Iruka sensei's veins were popping again.
"But it does," I quickly got down on the floor and tried to look exactly like the clone I made. "See?"
A/N: I'm not done with the chapter but for the people that really wanna read you can read what I have so far. If the rest of the chapter isn't up in two days, somebody nag me!
"NARUTO!" the village shook at the yell. Even the Hokage wondered what had happened. The birds were scared as they flew as far away as possible. The other students outside that were still waiting to take the exam were all wondering what was going on.
'Now Iruka. Calm down." Shirakima sensei sweat dropped. He was trying to keep Iruka sensei from blowing a blood vessel. I got back up into my usual self. Bing! Suddenly I have an idea. Maybe if I tried my signature move he would let me pass. No one could withstand my sexy jutsu, well except for the teme (Sasuke). It might work on Iruka sensei; I never tried it on him before. Hmm… an evil smirk came over my face.
"I see nothing funny," the Hokage said as he watched in his crystal ball thingy. Oh no. the thought flashed through his mind. He couldn't be. Not his sexy jutsu, he even gets me with that thing. Iruka, you better not fall for this.
Back to me. I put my hands up as if I was doing a jutsu. Iruka sensei looked up, Naruto what are you doing this time. No chakra formed around me. I didn't need it for this. poof As the smoke cleared you could see a naked girl with blond hair begin to came in view. My two senseis were shocked. Iruka sensei was twitching, Shirakima sensei just turned totally red.
"If you let me pass, I'm sure we'll have a great time in bed tonight!" I blew him a kiss. This had to work! Iruka sensei is a man after all, either he'd fall for it or he doesn't have hormones. Come on do something! I wished for am answer a little too soon.
"For the last time, Naruto, YOU FAIL!" ouch, that hurt my ears. (4) But the thing is he didn't fall for it! Dang it!
"But" Come work! Don't fail me now sexy jutsu!
"NO BUTS! OUT!" oh man he was really getting angry. If you were there, you'd be able to see steam coming out of his head. Not long before the fire. I looked to Shirakima sensei for help. He was still red as an apple. I blew him a kiss. That gave him the shock. (5) Maybe he could get me a pass.
He turned to Iruka sensei and began; "Now Iruka" Iruka sensei gave a death glare. It was even worse than the teme's (if that were possible). That scared the living daylights out of him. He looked back with "sorry I'm to scared" written all over his face. Just great.
"OUT!" Iruka sensei's hand shot up with his finger pointed to the exit door.
"Alright, you don't have to be so mean!" I changed back into my usual self. I head out with my head down. I failed again. The sad eyes looked back at Iruka sensei. For some strange reason they seemed to cry with the boy. He turned away from me. My tear dropped with a splash on the floor. I promised myself I wouldn't cry, but I couldn't help it. The droplets came down my cheek one by one onto the floor. The boy ran out as fast as he could.
(4) Demon: He really doesn't have hormones. Either that or he's not a man.
(5) Demon: Well at least he has hormones.
After the exams…
Everyone was talking outside the gates of the academy. I caught a word of it. A word a I didn't want to hear. "Everyone passed… I hear the only one who didn't was that kid… of course… if he were to be a ninja imagine the disaster that would happen… I know really… I'm glad they didn't let him pass… look at him over there… he's all alone… of course… who would ever want to talk to him…" What are they talking about? Was a really that bad? (6)
(6) Demon; Yes, you were.
I just sat there on the swing. Alone, no one with me but me. I watched the other academy students all celebrating their passing. Within a moment the boy was gone. I walked through the city; I passed the crowded streets, passed the park. Unexpectedly my wandering feet brought into the woods where I use to train alone for hours, trying to become strong. I saw Shirakima sensei walking on trees, it gave me a slight shock. He came down the tree and turned to me.
"I've been waiting for you"
A/N: I know it's still a little short but it's a start. At least it's two and a half pages, which equals in this case 1,101 words. That's pretty long compared to some people. I'm working on the third chapter, if it's not up by Sunday, then start flaming me. Remember to review. PLZ AND THANK YOU!
