Scene II

Uther:

I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon - nyehh, something isn't right there

Spike\Buffy: Not again!

Morgana:

I've got a theory,
some kid is dreaming,
and we're all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare

Merlin:

I've got a theory we should work this out,

Sorrel, Morgana and Thirren:

its getting eerie whats this cheery singing all about?

Arthur:

It could be witches, some evil witches,
(glances at Morgana who is smirking and Sorrel who is raising her eyebrows)
which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted, and wicca,
good and loved the earth, and woman power, and i'll be over here.

Sorrel:

I've got a theory it could be bunnies!...

Thirren:

I've got a theo—

Sorrel: (interrupting with glee)

Bunnies arent just cute like everybody supposes,
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,
And whats with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be bunnies!
... Or maybe midgets?

(Everyone stares at her; Buffy does a facepalm)

Morgana:

I've got a theory we should work this fast,

Morgana\Uther:

Because it could get clearly serious before it's past.

Buffy:

I've got a-

Sorrel: (Interrupts)No ruining the song again Buffy! That's not fair!

Merlin: What was that?

Sorrel: Exactly what Uther said it was- A dancing demon! The question is who summoned it?

Buffy: Well Xander's not here so…

Sorrel: Exactly my point. Okay everyone, get ready to sing about your secrets!

Daft Wullie: Ach crivens! Waily, waily, waily!

Sorrel: Do you have any secrets Wullie?

Daft Wullie: She knows my name, oh waily, waily, waily!

Rob Anybody: Get tae hold on yerself!

Daft Wullie:

THEY GOT THE MUSTURD OUT!

Everyone:

THEY GOT THE MUSTURD OUT!

Sorrel: Ok, so I'll Never Tell is next.

Spike: What?

Sorrel: It seems like it's using the same songs as you guys sung in order.

Arthur: But why is this happening to us?

Uther: IT MUST BE MAGIC!

Sorrel: Yes Uther. Whatever.

Merlin: So we are all going to start singing other people's secret's?

Sorrel: I don't know.

Arthur:

Everything is changing,

Morgana is evil,

My best friend could be hanging,

Now more secrets are bound to spill,

Like the way I was born from my mother's death, by magic,

Or how I love Gwen so much it makes me sick,

I'm scared what might happen if they learn-

Sorrel:

It's coming, cause guess who's here?

Of course King Uther had to hear.

Merlin:

My secret's out,

My life in others hands,

Changing the law now, I very much doubt,

I'll live because of a mad, grieving fool's demands,

I've sacrificed so much, my love, friend and father,

My dreadful mistake with Kilgharrah,

I'm scared what might happen if they learn-

Sorrel:

And now it's all said and done,

After the song you might need to run,

Morgana:

My cover's blown,

I suppose it's for the best,

My morality was thrown,

I've put myself up to the test,

Of claiming Camelot for my sister Morgause,

For revenge, I've tried to kill and hit new lows,

I'm scared what might happen if they learn-

Sorrel\Morgana\Arthur\Merlin:

But now we know-

The worst is on way after we stop this song,

These secrets mean we cannot get along.

We're scared of what might happen,

We're scared of what's going to happen,

The truth is what will set us free,

What is never going to be-

Oh-kay-!

Sorrel: Ok… I guess not…

Oskan: Not what?

Sorrel: That was their own dilemma- not buffyverse

Morgana: I was wondering if I could have a solo,

Everyone: Why! (turns their heads and goggles at the smirking witch)

Morgana: Because I'm emotional. Haven't you noticed, from me switching sides and being confused all the time. I deserve to have my own song atleast!

Sorrel: Go ahead, Smirky-one.

Morgana:

Every single night the same arrangement,
I plot against the side of right,
Still I always feel the strangest strangement,
Nothing here to kill, nothing here to fight

I've been making shows of trading sides,
Just hoping no one knows that I've been going through emotions,
Playing through the part
Nothing seems to activate my heart

I was always brave and kind of righteous,
Now I find I'm wavering
I wish Uther was in the grave,
Anything else just doesn't mean a thing

Merlin:

She keeps on smirking

Morgana:

Thanks for noticing

Merlin\Oskan\Rob Anybody:

She changed so much in just one year,
Plays her part sincere, but she's just going through emotions,
Faking it somehow

Rob Anybody:

She's not even half the girl she... ow (Daft Wullie accidentally kicked him in the head)

Morgana:

Will I stay this way forever?
Vengeance always my life's endevor...

Uther:

Do you really hate-

Morgana:

Whatever, I don't wanna be...
Going through emotions,
Loosing all my soul
I can't even see if this is really me
And I just wanna be... whole

Buffy: You did not just steal my song! (Morgana smirks)

Sorrel: She did, but hold on! We starting singing right after the feegles arrived, right?

Rob Anybody: Dunna be blame us!

Sorrel: Sorry Rob, but there is a connection somewhere.

(dramatic music starts as the scene fades out)

Rob Anybody:

We have a cheep lawyer 'n' (fades out)


A\N: I still don't own anything