Raiden blew his whistle and all the students stopped what they were doing. They knew all too well what that whistle meant and since Raiden was a newbie at being a teacher, they were sure going to make it pure hell for him.

"Alright students, lunchtime! Line up in a single file line and make sure not to cut-" Raiden started to say but all the kids ran off.

"Whatever Super Butt" he heard Jade yell and all of the students burst out laughing. Raiden rubbed his temples and trudged to the cafeteria, watching the students act nicely.

"How are they doing Raiden?" Sindel asked walking behind him.

"T-they uh, um, are great! Super fantastic" Raiden stuttered. It was something about Sindel that drove Raiden love struck. Sindel nodded and walked away. Maybe that wasn't necessarily true about the students, but in a way it was. Suddenly a bag of chips sailed over Raiden's head.

"Maybe I spoke too soon" Raiden mumbled and slowly opened the door. He regretted opening it because as soon as he did, blueberry pie was slammed into his face and he fell backwards. His hat was swiped off his head and now oddly Johnny was on all fours, licking Raiden's face. Raiden pushed Johnny away in disgust and Johnny smiled.

"Johnny, what is wrong with you? Do you have no shame?" Raiden asked.

"I have shame Lord Raiden, I mean Mr. Raiden. I just don't ever take my medicine" Johnny said and skipped away.

"Elder Gods, please help that child" Raiden said and walked into the cafeteria. Jade and Smoke were dumping boat loads of juice into Kitana and Mileena's underpants, Kung Lao and Li Mei were throwing pies and Kintaro was still drawing drawings of Raiden in banana suits. Scorpion was dunking Sub-Zero in an ice box and Liu Kang was pretending to be a Texas Ranger, acting like bananas were guns and bottles of Kombat-Aid were the holsters. The rest of them were throwing chips, retching up food or calling Raiden Super Butt and laughing. Raiden felt his face turn a bright red and he couldn't take it anymore.

"STOP THIS MADNESS RIGHT NOW!" Raiden yelled and everyone stopped.

"Hey everybody, chill out. Super Butt wants our attention" Frost yelled and everyone burst out laughing again.

"MY NAME IS RAIDEN! I AM AN ALL POWERFULL GOD! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" Raiden screamed frustrated but that only made them laugh harder. Raiden face palmed and then a bell rang.

"Recess!" Mileena yelled and they ran out cheering. Raiden growled in frustration and began to clean up everything before Shao Kahn found out about it. He found a small note under one of the tables that had Sindel's number on it and a lipstick print on it. He instantly got out of his bad mood and a strange smile formed on his face. When he got out on the field where 'recess' was held, he quickly lost his temper again. All of the children were gathered around in a circle and was tossing Raiden's hat around like it was a Frisbee.

"Little children, please give me back my hat" Raiden said calmly.

"If you want it, you got to get it Super Butt" Jade yelled and tossed it to Smoke. Smoke caught it and Raiden teleported over to him.

"Give me the hat Tomas" Raiden growled and Smoke only flashed him a sinister grin. Raiden looked at Smoke full of confusion and Smoke sped away from Raiden and handed it to Scorpion. Smoke and Scorpion had recently become buddies and Scorpion smiled, waving it around like Raiden was a dog.

"C'mon boy, come get it!" Scorpion taunted and when Raiden was one foot away from Scorpion, Scorpion threw it to Kitana. Kitana caught it and sliced it up in shreds and then finally gave it to Raiden. Raiden stomped of with a shredded hat leaning on his head and everyone rolled around laughing.

"That was awesome Kitana!" Liu Kang yelled. Kitana and everyone else sat around bored out of their minds.

"Hey, I know! We can still play Frisbee but with my hat this time!" Kung Lao yelled. Scorpion smacked the hell out of Kung Lao and Kung Lao winced.

"What the FUCK is wrong with you? We don't need any decapitations around here dumbass" Scorpion growled and Mileena giggled.

"Hey guys, look what Johnny is doing!" Kitana yelled and everyone turned their attention to Johnny. Johnny and Sub-Zero were both in pink tutus and were spinning around like ballerinas. Scorpion's jaw dropped when he saw Sub-Zero take off a thong he was wearing and everyone ran away screaming.

"Don't worry Sub-Zero, you and I are just alike!" Johnny said smiling and Sub-Zero hugged Johnny tightly.

Back in the classroom…

Raiden erased all the drawings of him in a banana costume off the board and the walls and sat down sighing.

"I honestly don't know what to do with all of you. I gladly accept a teaching job to help you all learn and you repay me like this? What is wrong with you all?" Raiden asked.

'Well Mr. Raiden, no one told you to become our teacher anyways. All we want to do is have fun and kick us some ass" Mileena said.

"Mileena, that's a detention for you" Raiden said pulling out a slip.

"Oh yeah, I get it. The all-powerful thunder god is upset because I answered a rhetorical question" Mileena growled.

"That's two now" Raiden said and pulled out another slip.

"Yo Super Butt, don't get your panties in a twist" Scorpion snapped.

"One for Scorpion too" Raiden said and pulled out a slip.

"Mr. Raiden, don't you think you're being just a little bit too hard on-" Kitana started to say.

"Kitana gets one too. How about the whole class?" Raiden asked pulling out multiple slips.

"Asshole" Kitana muttered and Raiden sent her a dirty look.

"Chill out dude. Hehe, get it? I wield ice; he needs to calm down, chill out?" Sub-Zero said.

"Sub-Zero, shut the hell up" Scorpion growled and Raiden walked outside. The bell rang and everyone ripped up all the detentions they were given and laughed about Scorpion's panty twist joke. Raiden assigned them homework before they left and then his phone rang.

"Hello?" Raiden asked sighing.

"Raiden, it's me, Sindel" Sindel said twirling the phone cord. Raiden instantly grew happy again.

"Hello Sindel! What do I owe for this lovely phone call from a lovely young lady?" Raiden asked raising an eyebrow.

"Aren't you a smooth criminal? Ha! Michael Jackson, smooth criminal, you being smooth? Anyways, I was calling to see what you were up to this evening" Sindel said.

"Nothing much. I was wondering the same thing" Raiden said trying to sound sexy like.

"Well, if you aren't busy I was wondering if you could come by my house tonight and we could just you know, talk and catch up on things" Sindel said sharping a nail.

"SOUNDS GREAT! I mean, uh, sure. Let me check my schedule" Raiden said going to his calendar. Of course there was nothing on it but he wanted to keep her in suspense.

"I'm free tonight" Raiden said trying to sound cool.

"Great, I'll see you at around 7:00?" Sindel asked.

"Sounds perfect" Raiden replied and hung up. He jumped off of his desk and did the worm across the floor a couple of times. Nothing could ruin his 'date' with Sindel, except maybe the fact that Johnny had insisted on following Raiden around all day. Raiden put on his best after shave, got some flowers, bought a tuxedo and rented a cool Lamborghini for his cool evening.