I have been scarred for life! like OFFICIALLY!
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AGHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY FLIPPIN HEAD!
ANNYWAY before you read the story, I'm working on a more serious fic, and I think it's really good but it only has 3 readers. All the anonymous comments r from my friends who I begged to comment...
"NO!"
"GRR!"
"NO!"
"GRR!"
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"GRR!"
"I WIN!"
"SUCK KE$HA'S BALLS, BLACK!"
It had been going on like this for 157 hours. Jacob v.s Percy. Annabeth cried.
"Percy, why can't you just accept that jacob is better, sexier, and looks better wet than you?"
"WHAT?" Percy felt his entire world slipping away. "I am waaaayyy better than that DOG. I flippin saved the world!"
"Ehh..." Nico and Annabeth said. Thalia and Edward were still making out in the backround.
"WHAT? I thought you guys were my friends!"
Thalia pulled away from Edward to join in with Nico and Annabeth.
"Ehh..."
"IM STILL SEXY!"
His friends looked at him oddly, especially Thalia.
"Ehh..."
"OH COME ON!" Percy yelled in frustration. He ran up to a pair of sluts. They looked him up and down and seemed to be ready to whip a condom out of their back pocket. "Am I hot?"
"All guys who aren't like Adam on Degrassi are hot to me." One girl said, and the other went up a little too close to Percy for his comfort.
"Which one of us is hotter?" Percy asked, pointing to Jacob.
The slut's eyes widened. "OMG IT'S JACOB BLACK! *squeal*!" The girls ran to him and one girl started to pull on Jacob's arms while the other made out with him.
"COME ON!"
Edward then came up and bit one of the sluts on the neck. She squealed. "LIKE OMG EDWARD IS BITING ME!" And she died.
Suddenly Nico came out of nowhere with a new haircut, fake abs, and a spray tan. He stood next to Jacob, and the resemblence was incredibly frightening.
Nico pulled out a clipboard. "Okay, so now I know how to look good, but how do you deal with so many fangirls?"
Jacob pushed away the slut who took the moment to reapply her lipstick. "You do this."
He stabbed the girl and she died.
"KK!" Nico said, then Percy pushed him out of the way.
"I LOOK SO BETTER WET THAN YOU DO!"
"Not possible."
"I'M THE FLIPPIN SON oF POSIDEN NOONE CAN LOOK BETTER THAN ME IN WATER!"
Annabeth frowned. "YOu know, he might be ri-" Then Jacob took off his shirt. "Like omg I totes forgawt what I was like saying like you know?" Annabeth stumbled over her words.
"What did you do to Annabeth?" Percy yelped and pulled out riptide about to kill Jacob.
"Ree-lax pathetic loser. I just gave her a temperary fangirl hypnosis. It should last about a minute, or forever..."
"WHAT?"
"Heeeheee Percy screamed like a little girl!" Annabeth giggled.
"IKR?" Thalia screamed, jumping from Edward's arms. The two girls linked arms and strode away, talking about prom dresses.
Well, these four demigods had a lot more coming.
