Disclamer: I don't own Naruto or any characters in the show.

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Sasuke: Hi and welcome to Ask the Uchihas where you can ask any question about me, Obito- WHERE THE F IS HE????

Itachi: cough cough

Sasuke: Oh, and my idiot brother who massacred the whole clan and I will kill him one day, Itachi

Itachi: … You just suck Sasuke.

Sasuke: I'll kill you- now!

Sasuke lunges at Itachi. Itachi throws him away, but Sasuke makes a replacement and pins him to the floor.

Sasuke: Now, you're dead- when suddenly the door opened.

Tobi comes in.

Tobi: SUP? I'm Tobi and I'm a good boy!! (He grins underneath his mask)

Sasuke and ITachi: W…T…F… -.-;;

Tobi: We'll lets answer some questions. He grabs a random envelope.

Sasuke: Wait a sec- You're not an Uchiha!

Itachi: you're just little annoying Tobi from the Akatsuki.

Tobi: You'll find out why I'm here soon enough… First letter is from… leafninja345435:

Obito, are you really Tobi from the Akatsuki?

Itachi: what kind of stupid question is that??? Obito's probably dead-

Tobi: I'll remove my mask, now, since my secret is out…

Sasuke: It was probably out when you first entered the room.

Tobi removes the mask. It seems like he still wears his very big goggles, and his left eye … STILL HOLDS AN EYE???

Sasuke: What- The- F?

Itachi: I heard Kakashi got the Sharingan from you, but he said his eye was slashed.

Obito: Well, Rin transplanted the eyes, but Kakashi's eye was still able to see, you know what I mean?

Sasuke: … OK next question!

Itachi: Looks like its from… hanakitsunechan7. She says: Sasuke, what did you mean when you said 'thank you' to Sakura when you left Konoha for Sound?
Itachi, where are your weasel ears and tail?hahaha
Obito, how did you feel about Rin?wink wink, nudge nudge hehe.
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Sasuke: Well… Sakura told me the truth how she felt about me… I bet you she'll probably be tackling me the second I get out of this room.

Obito: How come she can't just barge in?

Sasuke: Do you prefer Tobi or Obito?

Obito: I don't know. Whatever works.

Sasuke: OK. The room is sprayed with "The Fangirls-Be-Gone" Spray.

Obito: No wonder those fangirls were waiting for you to come out. They were holding "I love You, Sasuke" and "Sasuke will never beat you, Itachi" signs.

Sasuke: Didn't you get chased on your way here?

Obito: Yeah, but I blocked the front door.

(Looks out window)

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU TOBI. OR DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED OBITO? JUST Let US IN!!!

Obito: OO;; HE almost falls out the window, too, but Itachi grabbed him in time.

Sasuke: Well ITachi. (Snickers) Answer the question.

Itachi: (boiling with anger, his face is practically red) WHO THE HELL STARTED THIS RUMOR ABOUT ME LOOKING LIKE A WEASEL?????? I AM NOT A WEASAL!!! I HATE YOU ALL… oh, I don't have weasel parts.

Sasuke: What about the time, when I was little, you were trying to cut off that tail…

Itachi: SILENCE, FOOLISH BROTHER!

Obito: Yeah, I really like Rin. I wonder where she is now…

Someplace in USA

Rin is an actress: I never should've left Kakashi. T.T

Back:

Obito: Sigh. (dreamy look on his face)

Sasuke: OO' you're just like that dobe Naruto.

Itachi: next question: furryhatlover2543 asks Does Sasuke want Sakura?

Sasuke: OO'

Itachi: Well? Anyway, I think he loves her.

Sasuke: (angry and blushing) WTF??? DIE ITACHI, DIE!! (Pins him down again, and is about to stab him with Kunai.

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Well, that's it! See you next time!