I do not own The Hunger Games or Facebook.

Katniss Everdeen, 3:12 PM, near District Twelve

Yeah, I'm in love alright.

-comments-

Clove Call Me Beautiful Mason, 3:14 PM, near District Two

With my crazy beautiful life.

Thresh Dawson, 3:18 PM, near District Eleven

With the parties.

Maxii "Da Fox" Roland, 3:20 PM, near District 7

The disasters.

Primrose Everdeen, 3:21 PM, near District 12

With my friends-

Glimmer So Dope Warner, 3:24 PM, near District 1

All pretty and plastered.

Madge Undersee, 3:25 PM, near District 12

Every night we're down to go out-

Ceaser Flickerman, 3:30 PM, near The Capitol

Waking up on a different couch.

Rory Hawthorne, 3:32 PM, near District Twelve

'Till the next night, on the next flight.

Marvel McAwesome, 3:33 PM, near District One

Yeah, I guess we're doing alright.

Peeta Mellark, 3:37 PM, near District Twelve

Oh oh oh. We're falling in love. Oh oh oh. Till the suns comin' up. Oh oh oh. Just livin' a life. Oh oh oh.

Cato Swagmaster, 3:40 PM, near District Two

Every single night we fight.

President Snow Da Shizzle, 3:41 PM, near The Capitol

To get a little high on life.

Finnick Odair, 3:43 PM, near District Four

Try dodgin' all the douche-bag guys. ;)

Annie Cresta, 3:47 PM, near District Four

At least we try...

Johanna Mason, 3:51 PM, near District Seven

To get a little something real,something right.

Mrs. Evaaadeen, 3:53 PM, near District Twelve

Try tradin' all the wasted times.

Seneca Crane, 3:55 PM, near The Capitol

For something real, in this crazy life.

Johanna Mason, 4:00 PM, near District Seven

I just hope some people see-

Gale Hawthorne, 4:02 PM, near District Twelve

There's nothing that I'm tryin' to be. Let me just stop, all the shit talk.

Rue The One And Only, 4: 06 PM, near District Eleven

I know I'm the new bitch on the block. I been through my sketchy phases, been broke, been a shitty waitress, but- I'm not now, guess it worked out- got here by running my mouth.

~ •|YOLO|• ~

Rue The One And Only is now in a relationship with Rory Hawthorne.

-comments-

Gale Hawthorne, 6:26 PM, near District Twelve

No! No! Rory may NOT have a girlfriend before me, tell him Ma!

Ma Hawthorne, 6:28 PM, near District Twelve

...errrrrrr...

Posy Hawthorne, 6:30 PM, near District Twelve

Oh, Rue, I can't wait to play with you!

Ma Hawthorne, 6:31 PM, near District Twelve

You're welcome over any time, dearie!

Rue The One And Only, 6:34 PM, near District Eleven

Thank you all so much!

Rory Hawthorne, 6:37 PM, near District Twelve

You guys are so embarrassing...

Gale Hawthorne, 4:29 PM, near District Twelve

Not compared to the Everdeens!

Mrs. Evadeeen, 4:30 PM, near District Twelve

Well,damn.

•Primrose Everdeen and Katniss Everdeen LIKE this•

~ •|YOLO|• ~

Rue The One And Only, 5:13 PM, near District Eleven

The Hawthorne's are so adorable. -with Ma Hawthorne and 4 others

Rory Hawthorne, 5:15 PM, near District Twelve

Don't encourage them! It gives them power!

Primrose Everdeen, 5:17 PM, near District Twelve

Are you...blushing, Rory?

Rue The One And Only, 5:20 PM, near District Eleven

Ooh, I wanna see! He's so cute when he blushes!

Primrose Everdeen, 5:23 PM, near District Twelve

AH! He's so red! RORY, YOU LOOK LIKE A TOMATO!

Rue The One And Only, 5:25 PM, near District Eleven

You should see what happens when we kiss.

Katniss Everdeen, 5:27 PM, near District Eleven

I did NOT approve kissing!
•Thresh Dawson LIKES this •

Rue The One And Only, 5:50 PM, near District Eleven

Calm down. We only did it once or twice...or maybe three times?

Thresh Dawson, 6:01 PM, near District Eleven

Keep the hands where they need to be, boy.

Rory Hawthorne, 6:02 PM, near District Twelve

And who exactly monitors where they need to be?

Rue The One And Only, 6:04 PM, near District Eleven

Y'ALL ARE EMBARASSING ME!

Peeta Mellark, 6:09 PM, near District Twelve

Well, when the pimp is in the crib, ma…drop it like it's hot.

~• |YOLO| •~

Delly Cartwright, 7:08 PM, near District Twelve

Rory Hawthorne...you little BAMF.

-comments-

Rory Hawthorne, 7:10 PM, near District Twelve

I know,right?

Thresh Dawson, 7:56 PM, near District Eleven

...run boy.

•Katniss Everdeen LIKES this•

Maxii "Da Fox" Roland, 8:00 PM, near District Seven

Shit just got real.

•Rory Hawthorne LIKES this•

Katniss Everdeen, 8:04 PM, near District Twelve

OMGEEZY HAI FOXAYFACE.

Maxii "Da Fox" Roland, 8:09 PM, near District Seven

*sigh* Hello, Katty.

Clove Call Me Beautiful Mason, 8:11 PM, near District Two

I want a nickname! Daddy, I want a nickname!

Cato Da Swagmaster Jackson, 8:14 PM, near District Twelve

...you can be the Cloveliest!

Heather Opsinasia Mary-Sue Bell, 8:17 PM, near District Rainbow

Oh Cato, you're so funny! You're the only relief I have since my father started beating me.

Cato Da Swagmaster Jackson, 8:20 PM, near District Two

Uh, thanks...?

Rory Hawthorne, 8:23 PM, near District Twelve

xD

Heather Opsinasia Mary-Sue Bell, 8:30 PM, near District Rainbow

But Rory, don't sell yourself short. You're just as funny and handsome.

Rory Hawthorne, 8:34 PM, near District Twelve

...Uh,thanks?

Rue The One And Only, 8:40 PM, near District Eleven

I'm confused as to who you are, and why you are having this conversation because he is not yours, he is very much mine.

Heather Opsinasia Mary-Sue Bell, 8:43 PM, near District Rainbow

Well, ta ta for now! See you later,my loves!-with Cato Swagmaster and Rory Hawthorne

Primrose Everdeen, 8:45 PM, near District Twelve

That's Heather Opsinasia Mary-Sue Bell, and she's perfectly ignorant. A little man stealer, that one is. She's immortal. We keep one putting her name in the reaping ball, and she gets reaped every year. But she's so generous and fucking loving she won't fucking go down!

Clove Call Me Beautiful Mason, 8:51 PM, near District Two

...BITCH MUST DIE.

•Rue The One And Only and Glimmer So Dope Warner LIKE this•

Clove Call Me Beautiful Mason, 8:56 PM, near District Two

Glimmer?

Glimmer So Dope Warner, 9:02 PM, near District One

If Cato is leaving you for anybody, it sure as hell better be me.

~• |YOLO| •~

Finnick Odair, 12:05 AM, near District Seven

Bitch kept talking shyt, so I decked him the fuk out. -with Johanna Mason

-comments-

Annie Cresta, 1:08 AM, near District Four

I don't...I don't even...no. Just- this never happened.

A/N: And-that's it! Sorry for the long wait and if it's not funny. My beta was gone on vacation. And between me and the millions that could possibly read this(including my beta), she's the brains of the operation. It will get funnier, I promise. Annie made a short appearance, and Madge,Delly,Mags, Enobaria, Johanna, Marvel, and Greasy Sae were barely mentioned, if at all included. :/ Obviously not my best, but the Grammar Nazi's will be appearing soon! Keep on the look out! And for those of you interested in Percy Jackson, I am working on a FB story for that category! Keep on the look out! Ugh, 1D and their beautiful British faces...love those boys! Mainly Zayn, though. I love how he spells his name all improper and sexy-like! Gives me 1D feels. Kk,well, over and out! And I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed or favorited! Even the one who called me a copy cat! Love you all!

EDIT: RE-DONE AND WILL NOT BE IN SCRIPT FORMAT NEXT CHAPTER. THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME, KIND REVIEWER.

-ninja