Sparky: So you decided to carry on reading, well it can't be all that bad then.

Squishi: Disclaimer? Please…me…do?

Sparky: yes alright fine.

Squshi: Disclaimer: Do not own Xiaolin Showdown.

Sparky: Now on with the fic!

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Game Show host (GSH): (slightly wet) Well, we're back!

GSH: Now, here with us is Mr. Clay Bailey!

Clay walks in with a slight smile on his face (he was thinking about a nice juicy steak.)

GSH: Welcome Clay, to the studio!

Clay (not concentrating): yeh, hi…

GSH: audience, are yooooooooouuuuuuuuu… ready!

Audience (together): YYYEEAAAHHHH!

GSH: Are you ready Clay?

Clay: (realizes what's going on) AH, yeh, yeh, what?

GSH: Weeeeeeelllllll, heeeeerrree's your question!

Clay: OK, right, question, got it.

GSH: ok, (looks at card in hand) The amount of energy received from hydrogen to helium fusion is, what?

Clay: …………...uuhhhhhh……….uuuuummmmm………aaaaaaahhhhhhh…..Uncle Tibits?

BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!

GSH: I'm sorry but that is the incorrect answer…

GSH: the correct answer issss…:99.87465826446276563631642387 mega joules!

Clay stands there looking dumbfounded….

Clay: Well I'll be a goats nanny… Can I have some steak?

GSH: well that's all the time we have for you Mr. Clay Bailey, hope you can join us next time.

Clay: please, some steak?

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Sparky: I apologize greatly to anyone who likes Clay, if this has offended you in anyway.

Squishi: yeah, plz review!