Sparky: So you decided to carry on reading, well it can't be all that bad then.
Squishi: Disclaimer? Please…me…do?
Sparky: yes alright fine.
Squshi: Disclaimer: Do not own Xiaolin Showdown.
Sparky: Now on with the fic!
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Game Show host (GSH): (slightly wet) Well, we're back!
GSH: Now, here with us is Mr. Clay Bailey!
Clay walks in with a slight smile on his face (he was thinking about a nice juicy steak.)
GSH: Welcome Clay, to the studio!
Clay (not concentrating): yeh, hi…
GSH: audience, are yooooooooouuuuuuuuu… ready!
Audience (together): YYYEEAAAHHHH!
GSH: Are you ready Clay?
Clay: (realizes what's going on) AH, yeh, yeh, what?
GSH: Weeeeeeelllllll, heeeeerrree's your question!
Clay: OK, right, question, got it.
GSH: ok, (looks at card in hand) The amount of energy received from hydrogen to helium fusion is, what?
Clay: …………...uuhhhhhh……….uuuuummmmm………aaaaaaahhhhhhh…..Uncle Tibits?
BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!
GSH: I'm sorry but that is the incorrect answer…
GSH: the correct answer issss…:99.87465826446276563631642387 mega joules!
Clay stands there looking dumbfounded….
Clay: Well I'll be a goats nanny… Can I have some steak?
GSH: well that's all the time we have for you Mr. Clay Bailey, hope you can join us next time.
Clay: please, some steak?
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Sparky: I apologize greatly to anyone who likes Clay, if this has offended you in anyway.
Squishi: yeah, plz review!
