yeah second chapter hope you like it
have you ever thought that one day all you know is about to change well before that we were all ready insane
yo riley we there yet
nope
my legs are getting tired
i like pie
THATS ALL YOU EVER SAY
what i really do like pie
shut up
we're monsters lets fight
ummmm why
i know this is what they call in school a random encounter we need to fight the monsters in a battle TO THE DEATH
sounds complicated
i pity you monsters
uh why
my friend here has the true power of any black mage 12 million black mages combined
uh riley
he is feared by billions and billions and can destroy inter continents with a single word the power of gods at his disposal if i were you i'ed be begging him not to kill you
excuse me can i talk to my friend for a second
of course
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
telling them how powerful you are
YOU FOOL I ONLY HAVE 36MP I'V GOT NOTHING LEFT
well why didn't you say something earlier
well you shouldn't expect someone to do you biding thats whats summons for
ok we'll have to run like a pussy again
kay that jokes old now and after all i said to them
well who's fault is that now
hey lets not point fingers here
ok i'll just THROW YOU AT THE ENAMY
'as rileys being thrown to the hord of monsters he thinks to himself'
ok just remember what the great swordmaster xanazumaki taught you to become the worlds greatest swordsmen
'FLASHBACK'
ok if you ever find yourself being hurled at a large horde of foes
yeah yeah hurl horde got it
tilt your sword side ways to maneuver the foes weapon so it falls out of they're hand 'or tentacle'
yeah fall sword kay im good
hey ARE YOU EVEN LISINING
yeah sword maneuver beta 12 yeah got it
'now on chicks in chainmail cristal show off her new ebony chainmale bakini
'FLASHBACK OVER'
damn you wasted childhood DAMN YOU I SAY ok then i'll just have to think of someting up
THREE FISTED OCTOPUSS
SLASH
SLASH
SLASHSSSSSSSSSSS
he missed
uhh riley
yeah
three fisted octopuss
yuuuuupppp
lets just get to the village
'after three hours of three fisted octopuss'
god thank we got to the village before night
what are you talking about its never night here or until we go to sleep or something
yeah thats odd
'after walking in the village riley notices a sigh post'
hey this sigh post says 'need four ye old light warriors to save the world'
hey we should try out for that
warriors us really dude we destroyed the forest i really don't think we're cut out for that
yeah please please pleaseeeeeeee
your not gonna shut up about this are you
nooope
ahh god ok fine i'll go get the money and you can go find two worthy souls willing to have there lives taken by thousands of blood thirsty monster and die of vary painful deaths for no resone then sure i'll consider it
yay wweeeee
but if you don't find anyone you will forget this whole thing got it
yayy we're gonna be light warriors
meet back here in one hour
ok
ok time to claim my prize
15 minutes later
oh hey whats up
welcome to cornilea consolidated
yeah thanks so were can i get my prize
oh in the back
thanks
KEIR IS BACK BICTHIS
oh great keir you sure know who to ruin a day
yeah well get use to it cause I'm gonna complete all the missions
BULL SHIT
shut up fiona before i cast fire on you
screw you
hmm whats her problem
yo quest giver im here for my reward
were's your partner
being a retard
works for me here's your 5000 gill
yay money money money wait your just giving it to me
yup
but i failed the mission
don't care
and my partners not here
whatever
your not good at this job are
not really
oh well later bitch
im a grown man
don't care
faget mumbles the quest guy
hmm better go tell riely i got the money and split it he'll just wast it on armor or maby i could just use it to buy some spells that could be highly helpful on our journey kay thats what i'll do hmm what if riley get two people to actually do it naw thats just as likely as him geting a brain
