yeah second chapter hope you like it

have you ever thought that one day all you know is about to change well before that we were all ready insane

yo riley we there yet

nope

my legs are getting tired

i like pie

THATS ALL YOU EVER SAY

what i really do like pie

shut up

we're monsters lets fight

ummmm why

i know this is what they call in school a random encounter we need to fight the monsters in a battle TO THE DEATH

sounds complicated

i pity you monsters

uh why

my friend here has the true power of any black mage 12 million black mages combined

uh riley

he is feared by billions and billions and can destroy inter continents with a single word the power of gods at his disposal if i were you i'ed be begging him not to kill you

excuse me can i talk to my friend for a second

of course

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

telling them how powerful you are

YOU FOOL I ONLY HAVE 36MP I'V GOT NOTHING LEFT

well why didn't you say something earlier

well you shouldn't expect someone to do you biding thats whats summons for

ok we'll have to run like a pussy again

kay that jokes old now and after all i said to them

well who's fault is that now

hey lets not point fingers here

ok i'll just THROW YOU AT THE ENAMY

'as rileys being thrown to the hord of monsters he thinks to himself'

ok just remember what the great swordmaster xanazumaki taught you to become the worlds greatest swordsmen

'FLASHBACK'

ok if you ever find yourself being hurled at a large horde of foes

yeah yeah hurl horde got it

tilt your sword side ways to maneuver the foes weapon so it falls out of they're hand 'or tentacle'

yeah fall sword kay im good

hey ARE YOU EVEN LISINING

yeah sword maneuver beta 12 yeah got it

'now on chicks in chainmail cristal show off her new ebony chainmale bakini

'FLASHBACK OVER'

damn you wasted childhood DAMN YOU I SAY ok then i'll just have to think of someting up

THREE FISTED OCTOPUSS

SLASH

SLASH

SLASHSSSSSSSSSSS

he missed

uhh riley

yeah

three fisted octopuss

yuuuuupppp

lets just get to the village

'after three hours of three fisted octopuss'

god thank we got to the village before night

what are you talking about its never night here or until we go to sleep or something

yeah thats odd

'after walking in the village riley notices a sigh post'

hey this sigh post says 'need four ye old light warriors to save the world'

hey we should try out for that

warriors us really dude we destroyed the forest i really don't think we're cut out for that

yeah please please pleaseeeeeeee

your not gonna shut up about this are you

nooope

ahh god ok fine i'll go get the money and you can go find two worthy souls willing to have there lives taken by thousands of blood thirsty monster and die of vary painful deaths for no resone then sure i'll consider it

yay wweeeee

but if you don't find anyone you will forget this whole thing got it

yayy we're gonna be light warriors

meet back here in one hour

ok

ok time to claim my prize

15 minutes later

oh hey whats up

welcome to cornilea consolidated

yeah thanks so were can i get my prize

oh in the back

thanks

KEIR IS BACK BICTHIS

oh great keir you sure know who to ruin a day

yeah well get use to it cause I'm gonna complete all the missions

BULL SHIT

shut up fiona before i cast fire on you

screw you

hmm whats her problem

yo quest giver im here for my reward

were's your partner

being a retard

works for me here's your 5000 gill

yay money money money wait your just giving it to me

yup

but i failed the mission

don't care

and my partners not here

whatever

your not good at this job are

not really

oh well later bitch

im a grown man

don't care

faget mumbles the quest guy

hmm better go tell riely i got the money and split it he'll just wast it on armor or maby i could just use it to buy some spells that could be highly helpful on our journey kay thats what i'll do hmm what if riley get two people to actually do it naw thats just as likely as him geting a brain