AN: Greetings good people! Yes, I have decided to continue with this warped excuse of a fanfic. Aren'cha glad?! ^_^

In today's installment, we get to meet a few new friends. Ain't that special? Oh, and to the person who was asking who Lord of the Newts was, it's Waffle from the cartoon show Cat Scratch. Now, disclaimer time!

Co-AN: Hey, this is Cait, the co-person! I have been ordered to write a sincere apology to you all. It is my job to post the chapters cause Fifi doesn't have the internet. I have been very busy with other things, my mother has needed the computer for projects, and I have forgotten. Those are the reasons and I apologize big time! SORRY!!! But, enjoy this new chapter cause it's finally here! ^_^

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Mmm hmmm, nope, nada. Not one daggum thing. I own some pretty purple nail polish but that's about it. Mmmmmyep. Oh wait! I think I might own… nope, my mistake. I own nothing.

Just a bunch of Random Crap

by Fifi

Co-written by Psycho-Bunny1309

Part 2

CaptainSnickerDoodle: More people!

ButteredToast14 has logged on

RandomRhino has logged on

SpookyChihuahua: Ed! Clam! Glad u fella's could make it

ButteredToast14: hello! I'm on the computer

RandomRhino: computer

Where's the Rum?: WHY?!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: why what?

Where's the Rum?: Why do I have to be surrounded by idiots?! *smack head on keyboard* I need a drink.

ButteredToast14: hey! hat! *steals Jack's hat*

RandomRhino: cool hat

Where's the Rum?: GIVE ME BACK MY BLOODY HAT!!!

Piggyluver 47: bloody!

Master of DOOM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I laugh at your pain miserable stink-pirate!!

Where's the Rum?: O.

YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Hey, hey can I have the hat? I would reeeeeeally like the hat

ButteredToast14: OK *throws hat to Fred*

YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Yaaaay! *puts on Jack's hat & starts dancing* Fred Fred Burger, Fred Fred Burger, Fred Fred Burger

Where's the Rum?: STOP IT! GIVE ME MY HAT YE STUPID…….THING!

RandomRhino: Ooo hat, hat! Over here, hat!

YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Kay! *throws hat to Clam*

RandomRhino: *catches hat* yay! cool hat!

Where's the Rum?: AAAAAAARHG!!!!

Lord of the Newts: Oo! Oo! Over here! Throw it over here Clam!

RandomRhino: here u go *throws hat to Waffle*

Lord of the Newts: Spleeeeeeeeeee!!!

Where's the Rum?: STOP THROWING MY HAT!!!

PiggyLuver 47: Hat, hat, hat, hat, hathathathathathathathathathathathathathat haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!

Lord of the Newts: hmmmm.… CHEESE! *throws hat to Cheese*

PiggyLuver 47: Awwww maaaan….

ILikeChocolateMilk: I got hat yeeeeeees

Where's the Rum?: I hate you all

ILikeChocolateMilk: *chews on the hat*

Where's the Rum?: NO! DON'T EAT IT!!

PiggyLuver 47: can I have the hat pweeeeeze?

ILikeChocolateMilk: okaaaaaaaaaaaay *throws hat to GIR*

PiggyLuver 47: *puts on the hat* YAY!! I'm a stinky pirate! Stinky Pirate Dance! *dances*

Where's the Rum?: You blasted metal…dog… thing! Hand over the hat before I keel hall ye!!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: *giggles*

Where's the Rum?: What's so funny?

CaptainSnickerDoodle: ^_^ hehehe…. Keel

Where's the Rum?: You're not helping!!!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: ^_^ wasn't tryin' to

Where's the Rum?: . SHUT UP!!! *turns to GIR* Now, GIVE ME MY HAT!!!

PiggyLuver 47: NO!!

Master of DOOM: GIR! Give Zim the hat! Obey your master!!

PiggyLuver 47: Okie Dokie Master ^-^ *throw hat to Zim*

Master of DOOM: *holds up hat triumphantly* VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!

ButteredToast14: ….Hey an alien! Cool!!

SpookyChihuahua: you just figured that out Ed?

ButteredToast14: ……………….what?

Where's the Rum?: GIVE-ME-MY-HAT-NOW

Master of DOOM: You want it? Come and get it filthy pirate-human!! MUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAUA

Master of DOOM: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Where's the Rum?: *pulls out sword and attacks Zim*

Master of DOOM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *throws hat to Fifi*

SpookyChihuahua: OH SURE!! THROW THE STUPID THING TO ME, WHY DON'CHA?! *runs away from Jack*

Where's the Rum?: *chases Fifi* GIVE ME MY HAT, GIRLY!!!

SpookyChihuahua: if ur gonna be mean about it then u don't deserve a cool hat like this u.u

Where's the Rum?: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

SpookyChihuahua: Hey guys! Check this out!! *puts on hat and starts singing*

HERE HE COMES, HERE COMES SPEED RACER!! HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS!!

Where's the Rum?: 0_o ………….What?!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: HEY!! Throw-eth Me-eth The Hat-eth!!

SpookyChihuahua: GO SPEED RACER!! GO SPEED RACER!! GO SPEED RACER, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: FIFI!!!

SpookyChihuahua: huh? oh yeah *throws hat to Caitlin*

CaptainSnickerDoodle: WHOOHOO!! *puts on hat* Looky! I'm Jack! Savvy, Savvy, Savvy!!

Where's the Rum?: STOP MOCKING ME!! AND GIVE ME MY HAT!!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: NO!!! U.U

Where's the Rum?: Please give me the hat?

CaptainSnickerDoodle: hmmmm…… I don't knoooooow……

Where's the Rum?: *gives puppy dog eyes and sad face*

CaptainSnickerDoodle: stop looking at me like that!!

Where's the Rum?: *still giving sad face and puppy dog eyes*

CaptainSnickerDoodle: oh, fiiiiine *gives Jack his hat back*

Where's the Rum?: Thank you *puts hat back on*

SpookyChihuahua: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???

Master of DOOM: CURSE YOU, CAECAE HUMAN!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

ButteredToast14: Lame!!

Lord of the Newts: we were expecting much more from u Caitlin

RandomRhino: pathetic

YogurtTacoNachoBurger: Fred Fred Burger!

ILikeChocolateMilk: CEREAL!!!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: I'm sorry! He just looked so sad! I had to give him his hat back!

SpookyChihuahua: *shakes her head in disappointment* I'm ashamed to know you

CaptainSnickerDoodle: AWW SHADDUP!!! _

PiggyLuver 47: heheheh! Pirate guy made a puppy-face

SpookyChihuahua: Hey, that's right!! We may not have the hat but at least we can totally rip on Jack for that PAH-THETIC display!!

Where's the Rum?: Who cares? It worked, I got me hat back

CaptainSnickerDoodle: yes, but I have something of yours you don't have

Where's the Rum?: What?

CaptainSnickerDoodle: YOUR RUM!!!

Where's the Rum?: WHAT?! MY RUM?! WHERE'S MY RUM?!?!

CaptainSnickerDoodle: I'll never tell!! NEEEEVEERRRRRRRRR!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

TBC…

AN: Will Jack ever get his rum back? Will this madness ever end? Tune in next time for the third installment of JaBoRC!!