Summary: Because of her older brother, Kiku, Sakura, the prankster, enrolled studying in a co-ed boarding school… as a boy!
This is a series of one-shots/drabbles in a somewhat chronological order (unless I say otherwise) showing her life of sorts from what brought her to the school to her life in the school. MultiSaku SakuHarem… yeah
Disclaimer: I never want to own Naruto. It's too much work. And besides, isn't this a FANfiction site? If I owned everything in this story, I'd put it in Fictionpress. Geez.
Warning: Stupid narrator talks and quits
Pairings mentioned: KakashixSakura?
I was abducted by aliens on the way here and when they brought me back to the mother ship, they realized that sucking my brains out would be bad for their health. So, they sent me back down. That is the reason why I'm late.
Sakura stood in front of the classroom awkwardly as she glanced at the door from time to time. She mentally hoped that the teacher (Hatake-sensei?) would come soon. She was greatly unnerved by the scene before her.
It was like a war scene. The classroom was divided into three sides. One was a bunch of males with a spiky blonde leading them while the other group of males had a boy with hair in the shape of a duck's ass leading them. The third group was all female. And they were…
Sakura blinked and rubbed her eyes. Was that cheerleading pompoms they had with them?
What. The. Hell.
She looked around the classroom some more and spotted a few students that weren't caught up in the conflict. They were merely floating around and observing. They seemed normal.
But there weren't a lot of them. Perhaps maybe one or two…
But that was all.
They didn't seem to have realized that she was there. That was great. She didn't want to be part of this war. She may enjoy stirring up trouble but not up to that extent.
Well, at least things won't be boring here!
She flinched back as something was hurled in her direction. They didn't seem to be aware of her, still, so she was safe. She took a look at the object and did a double take. Her eyes widened in surprise.
How in the world did they get a llama in here?
Sakura looked at the clock and frowned. It had already been thirty minutes. Where was the teacher? Did something happen to him/her?
Taking one more brief glance at the warzone, she came to the conclusion that nobody would miss her.
And, she slipped out of the classroom.
The objective of war is not to die for your country. In fact, it is to make the other dude die for his!
Kakashi was sitting in the staffroom, alone. All the other teachers had already gone to their respective classes and left him in the room. They knew better than to try to get the silver haired man to his class on time.
He caught a glimpse at the clock and pondered to himself. It had already been thirty minutes, give or take a few. Perhaps his class had suffered enough already. On the other hand…
Knocking was heard on the door to the staffroom. He sighed and shut his book. Looks like someone was already here to pick him up. He contemplated making the person at the door wait but the knocking came again.
He walked towards the door and opened it, coming face to face with a pink haired beauty. He froze, looking into sparkling emerald eyes.
"Excuse me," a musical voice asked. His brain processed that it came from the girl in front of him.
"Yes?" he managed to ask in his cool, nonchalant voice.
"Where is Hatake-sensei? It's been thirty minutes and he has yet to come into the classroom. Is he okay?" she asked. Kakashi nodded.
"Ah yes. I'm Hatake Kakashi and I'm sorry but I'm late," he said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "And who might you be?"
"I'm Haruno Shin," she introduced. Wait…
Haruno Shin.
Haruno Shin, the new student.
Haruno Shin the new male student.
Kakashi almost paled when he realized that he was infatuated with a male. He looked at the Haruno once more and, sure enough, he was wearing the male uniform.
'Craaaaaaaaaap.'
"Hatake-sensei? Is something the matter?" Shin asked, tilting her- no, his!- head to the side. He looked absolutely cute… No! Bad Kakashi! You are not gay, are you?
…
Are you…?
Aaaaaaaare youuuuuu?
Hello! Answer me! I'm the almighty narrator here! You must answer me! Hello? Okay, this is just rude! I QUIT!
It is totally impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument. You'll just get creamed yourself.
Sakura was seriously creeped out by this school. First, she comes to the school to be greeted by a battlefield of a classroom. Second, the teacher was super late. Third, said teacher was currently staring at her and has not responded to whatever she had done ever since she introduced herself. She even took out a fog horn and blew it right into his ear for goodness sake! He should at least have some reaction.
But nooo…. He didn't. Just stood there staring like an idiot.
Geh. What a weird school.
A smirk graced her lips as she had that thought.
If this school was weird, pulling a few pranks shouldn't be too bad now, shouldn't it?
Random note: Shin means real/true. Isn't that ironic?
Author: Who should I write next?
