KH25: So sorry to my reviewers for being a lazy bum and not updating. With those great reviews I felt guilty about not torturing Jeff more. So here is more Jeff torturing. YAY!

Jeff the Ref

Chapter 2

Jeff was alone in the locker room getting changed back to his normal clothes. He kept on wondering why Cena went after the title like that. Was he supposed to do that? Jeff continued to wonder if he had done the wrong thing. Jeff packed up his stuff and went to Mr. McMahon's room and knocked. He was beckoned inside. Mr. McMahon sat there staring awkwardly at Jeff. Jeff sat down and smiled. Mr. McMahon raised an eyebrow.

"You know, you were supposed to give that title back to Cena."

"Oh."

Jeff went red with embarrassment and hung his head, however Mr. McMahon interrupted Jeff's sulking.

"But our ratings have never been better! That was the perfect twist! We can make you seem like because of that con-chair-to you have become a total nitwit! Isn't that a great idea!?" Mr. McMahon asked excitedly. Jeff just stared inattentively. Mr. McMahon sighed.

"Maybe that'll be easier than I expected. Anyway go home and get some sleep. I'm having you make a guest appearance as ref for a cross-branded event of Smackdown on Friday. I'm not sure who's in it yet." Jeff nodded and got up to walk away but Mr. McMahon spoke again.

"And Jeff. Try not to embarrass Raw. Please." With that Mr. McMahon shooed him out of the room and closed the door. He sighed once again.

"He's getting weirder and weirder every day. I need a drink."

4 Days Later

Jeff walked towards the entrance for the cross-branded main event. He wasn't informed who was competing this week and was eager to find out. Just then, Michelle McCool walked by and smiled. Jeff smiled his biggest smile. Unfortunately for him, he ran straight into a wall. Michelle left laughing and shaking her head and Jeff left hurting and holding his head. He tried to get his mind off the pain and tried to remember what a referee did. He thought:

"Okay. A referee hits the ground with his hand during a pin and counts to three, but what about a submission. What happens there? And if someone wants to use a foreign object, what do I do? I'm so confused, and hurting. I want a snack"

With that Jeff went to the snack bar and grabbed a Kit Kat bar. He didn't have any time to eat it though as his music hit. So Jeff began his walk towards the entrance

The crowd cheered as Jeff walked out onto the stage. The fireworks engaged and Jeff began to walk towards the ring. He found it a good time to open his chocolate bar. The crowd was very confused but they all got the urge to eat a Kit Kat bar.

Then Raw's representative's music hit. It turned out to be Randy Orton. He walked to the ring wearing his cocky smirk and shook his head at the sight of Jeff smiling his goofy, half minded smile. Once Randy Orton was comfortable in the ring, Matt Hardy's music hit. Jeff grinned even wider (if it was possible). Matt walked down to the ring and shook Jeff's hand. The bell was rung and the match begun.

Matt Hardy came out flying as he destroyed Randy Orton with his array of punches. He then proceeded to go for an early Twist of Fate but Randy Orton reversed it into an RKO. Orton went for the pin, but Jeff walked up and yelled at Randy stating that "Giving people RKO's isn't very nice!" Randy rolled his eyes and demanded a pinfall but Jeff sat down and crossed his arms, throwing his famous "Hardy Hissy-Fit". Randy started to yell at Jeff, but Jeff just spat at Randy, infuriating him even more. Randy was about to strike Jeff when Matt Hardy gave Orton an elbow to the back. Jeff got up and held Orton in place while Matt punched him. The crowd was thinking:

"Wait a sec, isn't the ref supposed to be impartial?"

Matt then hit a successful Twist of Fate and went for the pin. However on the count of two Jeff hurt his wrist from punching the ground. Matt rolled his eyes and decided a head submission would do fine. So thus he applied a headlock. Randy soon tapped out but Jeff just stupidly laughed at Orton. Matt yelled to his brother "Ring the bell!" and Jeff agreed. Matt had won the match. Jeff then walked to the back and got another Kit Kat bar, and exited the stadium.