Disclaimer- I don't own Maximum Ride, but I never said I did, so there!

Chapter 2- Max vs. Iggy

"Rise and shine my little mutant freaks!" no reply.

"Get up, lazybones!" I tried again with no luck.

"Alright," I said, "You're gonna get it."

"Get up!" I screamed loudly, right above Iggy's ear. "Erasers! Help!"

They immediately all jumped up, ready to fight. When they saw there was no one in the clearing, the flock glared at me. I started cracking up.

"Don't tell me I didn't warn you!" I said, gasping for breath.

"Jeez, Max. Do you want me to be deaf as well as blind?" asked and annoyed Iggy, rubbing his head. ( I think I gave him a huge headache. Serves him right!)

"Max, one. You, zero!" I said with a smirk.

Iggy sent a fist in my direction but I easily dodged it. "No, thanks, I don't want a knuckle sandwich. But I'll take bacon! Oh yeah, Max, two. You, zip!"

Iggy scowled, and rolled his eyes when the awaited statement came

"Max, I'm hungry."

"Nudge, you're eight seconds late. You usually say it before!" said Iggy.

Gazzy agreed, saying "Yeah, I was counting too. Now, Iggy, hurry up! I want to eat!"

Iggy replied "Not if you're going to kill every living thing for miles around with the smell after you eat!"

We all laughed at that, well, everyone except for Dr. Phil.

After we ate, Total piped up "When are we leaving?"

I answered "When you shut up." My smart comment sent Nudge, Angel, and Gazzy into another bout of laughter.

As we packed our bags, I thought to myself 'I'm beating every one with my comments. Now, I'll just get Fang…'

Angel interrupted my thoughts and said, no thought, 'Thinking about Fang? Aww! I'll tell him!'

'No you won't!' I thought angrily.

'Max and Fang, sitting in a tree…'

"Shut it! Your mind should mind its own business!"

Everyone turned to look at me again, and iggy snickered. I hit him upside the head.

"Max-3. Iggy- zippity-zero!" I said, laughing.

Then, changing the subject (if there ever was one) I shouted "Come on! Let's roll!"

A/N- sorry it was so short and dumb (probably) but this was just a filler until the next chapter, which is in a notebook I have. I just need to type it….

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