Title:Are You Really That Stupid?

Summary:Orphan Uzumaki Naruto and his siblings just transphered to Konoha High, and they've caught the eyes of the three most powerful students, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke. Unfortunally for all, Naruto, Kunairu, and Kyuubi are very protective of each other. They will be beat if they tried to break the family apart. Plus Sasuke and Naruto used to be friends. Maybe they still are but I wouldn't dwell in such fantasies. It doesn't help that they are atracted to one another...

Disclaimer:If I did own Naruto I wouldn't be here typing fanfics, and It wouldn't be allowed on Cartoon Network and if edited would only be two episodes long as well as the fact that it would be a seriously hardcore Yaoi show. So since it is none of those things, I do not own it and when I do you people will be the first ones to know.

Warnings:Yaoi, Shonen Ai, boyxboy, language- So if you don't like these things, WTF is wrong with you?!? But if you still don't like this, Then get out of here!!!!

Pairings:SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, NejiGaa, OCxOC & Many more


A/n:Whoever reads this is going to have severe brain damage.

Miran:You are so very weird.

Nette:I know.

Miran:Read before I get the chainsaw out again.

Nette:Before I forget, Naruto&Kunairu&Gaara are 16 Sasuke&Neji are 17 Itachi is 18 Hinata is 15 Kiba is 16 too, as well as Shino, Ino, and Sakura Lee, TenTen, Temari, and Kankuro are 18 Choji, and Shikamaru are 16 as well.


Key: Italics/underlined German


Chapter 1- Period 1&2-English&Chemistry

"Come on Naruto!!! If you don't hurry we'll be late!" Kunairu yelled up to her Twin brother from the bottom of the stairs. She was wearing a white short sleeved button up shirt with a green tie and a Green plaid skirt. She had on long, white high-top boots, that laced up the front. Her hair was in pig tails, and she had a green ribbon choker with a red 9-tailed fox pendant.

"I'm coming!!" He yelled back.

"Aww, Naiyu-chan, He'll be down here before we have to leave." said Kyuubi from the table. Kyuubi was wearing black jeans and a black t-shirt with a silver fox swirling around it. There was chains hanging from his jeans and his Red hair was in a lose ponytail. He had on an identical(like kunairu's) fox pendant hanging from a black ribbon.

"Kyuu-kun, here's some eggs." Said Arashi(1), Their father. "Naiyu-chan, here's the toast." As soon as he said that Naruto burst through the door in a bright orange short sleved shirt, with a long sleeved white shirt under it as well as dark blue denim jeans. His hair stuck up every way possible with bright blue eyes. He also had a orange ribbon choker with another red fox with nine tails pendant, like the rest of his family.

"Soo, when are we going?"

"After you eat Naru-chan." replied Kyuubi smiling at Naruto.

Once Naruto and everybody else was finished they pulled on hoodies(Black for Kyuubi, Orange for Naruto, Green for Kunairu) and left to the school that they were to attend. As they passed the front iron gates, Naruto and Kunairu became impaint and started to bother Kyuubi. They kept making the limo driver laugh and Kyuubi smile with their hyper antics.

When they finally made it to Konoha High they jumped out of the limo and thanked the driver while people stared. After all they had pulled their hoods over their eyes.

"Naiyu-chan, where is the office?" asked Kyuubi knowing that she went with Arashi to go register them for transpher.

"It's that way, come on!" She smiled and dragged her siblings toward the office. When they got there kunairu smiled at the secratery, "Hi Shizune-sama!!!" Yelled the way too hyper blonde.

"Ah! Kunairu-san, how nice it is to see you again." Said Shizune with a soft smile gracing her lips. "Tsunade-sama asked that once you came in, that you go straight to her office with your siblings."

"Yes ma'am." said Kunairu and Naruto in unison. Then the three of them walked into the principal's office to see a busty blonde. "Hello Tsunade-baa chan." Said Kunairu affectionally(after all Tsunade is their aunt), with another charming smile.

"Hello Kunai-chan, Naru-kun, and Kyuu-kun." She smiled as she said their names. "Here are your schedules, your father asked that you three would be in as much of the same classes as possible, so Kunai-chan and Naru-kun will be in all of their classes together and Kyuu-kun will be in three of their classes since one of the P.E. classes has both the Seniors and the Juniors and it is co-ed."

Kunairu and Naruto looked at their schedules to see the same thing:

1-English

2-Chemistry

3-Physical Education/Health

4-Theater Arts/Literature

5-Home Ecnomics

6-Calculus

7-Geography

8-Art

Kyuubi's Schedule was:

1-Collage Calculus

2-Computer/Business Management

3-Physical Education

4-Theater Arts/Literature

5-Home Ecnomics

6-English

7-Biology

8-Psycology

"Well your locker numbers and such are at the bottom and you'll meet your teachers in class. Now leave." Tsunade smiled and the three Uzumaki siblings left.

"Well at least, this is better than that stuck-up school we went to before, in Suna." spoke Kyuubi breaking the silence that had fallen.

"Yeah, I guess you're right, but why are we here in the first place?" Asked Kunairu. "I don't think that any of us has been back here to Konoha since Mom..." She stopped and let the sentence fade with their smiles.

Naruto shook out of it and grinned, "Well we'll probably know alot of people since we lived here ten years ago. So we should make the most of it and keep looking up and not let people treat us like dirt like last time we were here." They all smiled.

'The painful memories still won't fade even though it's been ten years since we were treated like we were freaks because we are Japanese, though we don't look it.I don't ever want to go back to the weak person I was, crying all alone on the school bathroom floor with no one to comfort me...' thought Naruto hiding his emotions with his bright smile.

After they got their books, Kunairu and Naruto said later to Kyuubi and made their way toward English class. There they walked in to find many girls looking up at a young dark haired pale man. They just brushed past them pushing a few over in the process. The girls glared at them while Kunairu and Naruto just walked by, ignoring them. So quite a few yells broke out,

"What the frak do you think your doing Bitch?" "Hey why don't you go around you Fucker?" "Pay attention Asswipe before you get your ass kicked-"

"You know, Naru-kun, Little girls shouldn't make promises they can't follow up on." Kunairu said lazyly to Naruto, and he nodded, agreeing with her.

"Yes, Nee-Chan, People shouldn't make false promises and mark themselves a lier." Naruto was smiling.

"But still, It would make for some comedy if they challenged me to a fight." She grinned.

"That may be but Kyuu-Sama won't be very happy to bail you out of trouble." He just shrugged losing his smile and had it return as a Grin.

"Uzumaki...It's nice to see you again." Said a cold voice to Kunairu.

"Ah! Gaara!! Howareyouwhathaveyoubeenuptoareyoudoinggoodinschooldoyouremembernarutogaara?!"(1) Kunairu glomped a very unsuspecting Gaara. The girls that were so threatening before backed down for none of them wanted to get on Gaara's bad side, besides anyone who was able to touch Gaara without getting their arms chopped off was probably as bad as him. Naruto watched with the faintest of amusement in his eyes.

"Nee-chan, you're gonna sufficate him if you keep doing that." Naruto was roaring with laughter now.

"Oh sorry Gaa-chan!" The, once more, Hyper(Yes with a captial H) blonde looked kind of worried. But then the teacher walked in, and both Kunairu and naruto ran toward him and hugged him when they saw him, yelling,

"OHAYO KAKASHI-SENSEI!!!!!" (small world an't it?) Yelled both hyper blondes.

"It's nice to see both of you again but for now get off of me." Said the silver haired man. Once they complied, Kakashi told them to introduce themselves.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and this is my twin, Uzumaki Kunairu. We moved here from Suna, two months ago and are just now getting to school. My father thought that we should go to school so we could make some friends and maybe meet some old ones."

"We both like fighting, training, pranking, eating ramen, dancing, painting-"

"Nee-chan, that's just you, I don't like Painting."

"Oh yeah, Anyways yeah that's all for now."

"Good, that was more in detail than you normally go.." Said Kakashi. "Well can you two go outside for a minute, I gotta say somthing about your situation, kay?" They nodded and walked outsie the door and started talking.

"All right, adolesents(SP?) Kunairu and Naruto and their older brother are very, VERY protective of one another, so don't ever: Theaten any of them, hurt any of them, try to split them up, or go out with any of them. I think there's more but I don't remember them. So any questions?"

"Yes, why don't they get a life? Living like that is patheitic."

"Sakura-san, I suggest you stop right there, because none of you know their past and how much pain all of them went through just to still be here-"

"Kakashi-sensei, I think you've gone too far." Naruto gestured toward Kunairu who was on the floor holding her head.

"How-?"

"Uzumaki's have keen hearing habits. And Kunairu is kinda sensitive about our past, so don't talk about it in front of her."

"Alright then, take a seat, and try to get her up."

"Okay!" He goes toward her and yells in her ear, "Naiyu-chan!! Ramen!!!"

"What?! Where??" Kunairu sat up straight and looked around. Naruto just grinned. Kakashi just chuckled. "Naru-kun, you tricked me again!!!" She whined.

"Sorry, but it's the only way to wake you up when you go back into your shell."

"Oh sorry."

"It's okay."

"Stop talking in german." Said Kakashi boredly, pulling out a orange book. "Now go sit down." They complied and soon Naruto fell asleep. Kunairu took notes and finished her work as well as Naruto's.

When people started talking again she sat there not talking to anyone except Gaara, when he felt like speaking.

"So why are you back?"

"Father's company is extending here. They're building another office here, so father had to be here to oversee it being done."

"You want to leave don't you?"

"Yes I do, but I'll stay to be with Naruto and Kyuubi."

"Hey new kid!" sakura yelled. "Why the fuck do you think that we'll just scared of you? Just because of your past? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Gaara what is this girl's name?" He didn't rely but it seemed she could tell what he said. "Oh, so your name is Sakura isn't it, Sakura-san?" she nodded dumbstruck that Kunairu was being so nice as though she wasn't being insulted. "Well Sakura-san, Here's some questions for you," Kunairu moved to get up and brushed off her hoodie. "Why are you such a bitch to somone you know nothing about? Why the fuck are you standing so near to me that if I wanted to hurt you I could? Just because you have problems with me and my brother doesn't mean that you can come here and call me a lier. Now What the Fuck is wrong with you exactly except that: Your hair is bad, you smell, your a slut, you can't even get a boyfriend, you have an obsesion of the word Fuck, You look like you chopped off a arm, crawled out of mud and are bald, You are a freak, you have no idea what you got yourself into, and you smell and look like a wet mutt." Kunairu grinned at their shocked faces.

"If any of you threaten Naru-kun, like you have done me, I won't hesitate to kill you." It sounded cold and coming from Kunairu, whose face was still covered, was pretty damn scary.

"Naiyu-chan, what's going on?" naruto asked, voice full of sleep.

"Nothing, just warning a couple of bitches." He shot up from his seat and grabbed on to her arm, tugging on her sleeve he said,

"Naiyu, Kyuubi said not to get into fights."

"Yeah Naiyu, you should listn to Kyuubi." Said a pale boy. Kunairu just glared at him.

"Can't you see that Naru-kun and I are trying to have a private conversation?"

"I can see it quite well, but if you want to have a private conversation, I suggest you leave this classroom, because I understand German and alot of other languages."

"Well who are you really? Another poser who wants to piss me off?" Kunairu asked with a bit of malice in her voice.

"I am Uchiha Sasuke, no I am not a poser but I do want to piss you off because I wonder what kind of things can a baka like you do." The bastard smirked and Naruto pulled Kunai back. Naruto shook his head at her but she ingored him.

"Well-" The bell rang making Naruto to leave them and gather up both of their things and pulling Kunairu with him toward Chemistry.


"Yo, newbies! Just follow the formula on the board, and if you get to a problem, ask someone else!" so says Anko-sensei.

"All right, but doesn't that fomula make sake?" Anko-sensei just mouthed to Naruto 'How did you know?' He smiled and said, "In case you're wondering, our uncle likes making his own Sake so we know what the formula looks like."

"Well, make it anyway! Just do it right, we'll test it on the ones who don't stay awake and see if it was made right."

Ten minutes later

"Anko-Sensei!! We're done!!!" Called Naruto, "You wanna try it now?"

"How the hell did you get done so quickly? You didn't even look once at the board." said a bunch of kids incerediously.

"Kunairu has the formula memorized." Naruto shrugged as if that sentance alone explained everything.

"All right, somone wake up Shikamaru and tell him to drink this." Said the sensei. Somone quickly complied, making Shikamaru drink the substance the new kids made...

Here's what happened:

-He woke up fast!

-He got too drunk.

-He almost kissed Naruto, pulling back his hood and everything.

-He got his ass kicked by Kunairu, for ALMOST kissing Naruto and groping her.

-He puked on Sakura...

-And he guarenteed the Uzumaki Twins a A+

what happened

"What the fuck? Was that an energy drink?" Asked Ino.

"Just watch the side effects." said Kunairu calmly. (They were at the second point now)

"Hey...yooouuur cute, gimmmmeee ahh kiiissss." Said Shikamaru to Naruto. He then pulled off the hood, making everyone gasp and have nosebleeds, and leaned closer to him.

"GET AWAY FOM HIM!!!!" Yelled Kunairu pulling him away, causing him to fall on her and grab her breasts! "SOBER UP YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!" she yelled in his ear, and punching him soo hard that he flew into Ino, who held him up.

Unfortunally(Not really), they were facing Sakura and he needed to empty his stomach, sooooo...

"BELCH!!!!" wasn't surprising. He threw up on Sakura with resounding 'EWWW's and 'GROSS'es that where echoed into the room. Most of them fell to the ground(Shikamaru, because he passed out) Laughing their asses off as Sakura ran from the room in tears(Even Sasuke graced the world with a smile). Kunairu and Naruto were two of the only ones still standing, BUT they were laughing the hardest out of all of them. Seriously, they weren't even breathing, it was so bad that they had turned purple. Now that's pretty damn hard.

"The Uzumaki twins (pant) get an A+ (giggle) and they (pantpant) are to make me (more laughter) Sake for (Pantpant) my Halloween party, (HAHAHA) as well as all (giggle) of the other (more giggles) ones I host, (pause) or go to.(Tears, and laughter)" Said Anko-sensei.

"HAI!!" came the overly hyper reply from both twins.

Once all the chaos was cleaned up(and the twins learned to breath again), the bell rang. But unfortunally, Shikamaru was still passed out so Ino and Choji had to take him to the nurse.


1- I guess that's his name...


A/n:I just had to have Anko assign a formula for alcohal or something.

Miran:And we hate sakura, because her hair is pink sooo...

Nette:We wanted a drunk person to throw up on her.

Miran: That's the whole inspiration for this chapter.

Nette:Ja ne!

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