Title: Sick Day.
Disclaimer: God, imagine all the fun I could have if I owned FFVII.
Warnings: Slash, yaoi, shonen-ai, male-on-male action, smut, lack of plot, lemons, limes, citrus, major OOCness, stripping, lap-dancing, swearing, bondage, sex, anal, oral, grinding, groping, masturbation, object insertion…get the picture? Don't like any of this? THEN DON'T FUCKING READ IT!!!
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Thoughts
"Maybe…if we're really quiet, he'll go away," Reno whispered. Rude grinned and rolled his eyes. "…Yeah, you're right. He'll only leave if we're really loud," Reno said more enthusiastically, eyes shimmering with mirth. Reno pushed his hips back, getting Rude's pierced cock to press against him a bit more, but not enter him yet.
"Reno," Rude said with a smirk as he pulled his hips back, removing the pressure against his ass. "You know we can't do that with Cloud there." Reno moaned, trying to thrust his hips down, but Rude's hands held him firmly.
"Come on, yo," Reno whined, pouting. "I wanna feel you inside." Reno could tell that him dirty-talking Rude would get him farther than sweet-talking him. "Wanna feel you gush with need. I wanna come so hard it hurts; scream so loud my throat is sore." Rude's eyes became hazy as he began to lose himself. Rude bit his lip, thinking about what he should do, versus what he wanted to do.
Reno smirked, knowing Rude's resolve was fading. "Please?" Reno pleaded, seeing Rude look into his eyes. He saw Rude nod.
"I know you're in there Reno, I can hear voices," Cloud called, waiting behind the door. "Open the door."
Reno growled, seeing that Rude was not doing anything. "Cloud, fuck off!" Reno shouted. "Tryin' to get laid here, chocobo-head! An' you ain't helping by distracting us!" Hearing no response, Reno turned his attention back to Rude. "There, he's gone already, now move, dammit!"
Rude smiled and pressed against the tight ring again. Rude slowly pushed forward, forcing the entrance to Reno's tight heat to spread. Reno bit his lip and groaned, feeling the small stud press against him in a pleasurable way. Rude moaned as the heat enveloped the head of his cock. He continued to slowly push into Reno, hearing the other moan in pleasure and slight pain. Once he was fully inside he paused, letting Reno catch his breath.
"Do I have to tell you again?" Reno whispered, playfully. "Move!" With the words barely leaving his lips, Reno pressed his hips down, creating more friction. Rude groaned as he slowly pulled out of Reno, loving the sensation of Reno tightly clenched around his throbbing cock. Rude rolled his hips forward and up, roughly filling Reno again. Reno moaned loudly, moving his hands to quickly wrap around Rude's back. Rude continued to slowly pull out of Reno, so only his head was inside of him before he would pound back into the redhead.
"Fuck, yes!" Reno purred, feeling Rude begin to pick up the pace. Reno could feel that the saliva he used to coat Rude was not a very good lubricant as the friction greatly increased, making the pressure on Rude enhanced.
Rude was aware of the increased friction also, but if anything, it turned him even more. "Hey Rude," Reno called, making him stop his quickened thrusts. "Umm, this might sound weird…" Reno paused, his flushed face seemed to turn a darker red. "…But, would you be…umm…could you…well…" Rude knew immediately what he wanted and removed one hand from holding up his hips. Rude reached over Reno's shoulder and grabbed the base of Reno's ponytail, giving it a non-too gentle tug.
Reno moaned, his head jerking back slightly with the tug. Rude grinned and then continued to pound Reno, jerking his hair every few thrusts. Rude began to thrust at different angles, trying to hit Reno's prostate, making him cry out his name. After a short while, Rude struck it, and Reno's head jerked back. "Rude!" Reno screamed; his nails raked down Rude' back.
This caused Rude to moan and pound Reno harder. The pressure against his prostate and the back of his scalp cause pre-cum to gush out of his tip and dribble down his shaft. Rude eventually felt the hot liquid drip onto the base of his shaft. He grinned, knowing that Reno was nearing his release. He began to thrust into Reno's prostate as hard as he could, recognizing that he would not be able to last much longer in Reno.
Reno screamed in pleasure as his vision turned white. "RUDE!!!" White bursts of cum shot from Reno while Rude came deep inside Reno, moaning his name in his ear. Rude stood still, waiting until he could see straight before moving away from Reno. He released his grip on the flaming hair as Reno un-wrapped his legs and placed the quivering limbs on the linoleum floor.
Reno then let go of Rude's shoulders and Rude unleashed his grip from his waist while removing his cock from Reno's ass. "Hey," Reno said, a wide grin plastered to his face. "Think we should let him in?"
Rude quirked an eyebrow, "Shouldn't we clean up first?" Reno's grin widened.
"Why? I think he can handle seeing my ass gaping open as cum drips down the back of my thighs," Reno said, hoping to get Rude to agree to another round.
"Reno," Rude said smiling. "At least take a few minutes to breath before trying to go at it like rabbits." Reno rolled his eyes.
"Where's the fun in that?" He replied as he walked over to the door. He looked through the peep hole, only to see that the blonde had already left. "Looks like he couldn't handle it. Probably went to go fuck the Vampire senseless now."
"You know," Rude said, nearing Reno. "They might not be a couple."
"Wanna bet?" Reno said, eyes sparkling, like he knew something that Rude did not.
"I learned my lesson about betting with you," Rude said, remembering the time that Reno had managed to win a bet about whether or not Rufus was gay. After the bet, and hacking into his computer, Reno said that no one straight would have that many pictures of Cid on their desktop. Rude was forced to go an entire week to work in a pink dress, with sparkly, butterfly earrings. Not to mention, everyone in the building was given a heads-up and brought in their cameras. Now he gets one for a Christmas card every year.
"Aw, it was all fun!" Reno said, knowing that he had many copies of said picture hidden in the apartment. "Plus, you know you liked the breeze up your dress."
Rude looked at him, questioningly. "Breeze? You mean when you turned on a fan that you put near my feet? Giving every Turk on the floor a chance to see my underwear?"
Reno was about to burst out laughing. "Hey," he said, chuckling, "you were the one who said that the loser had to wear a bright red thong. I just had to make sure that kept up your end of the deal, all of your end."
"Yeah," Rude said, through not agreeing, "and then they took pictures of that." Reno grinned, remembering that he also took a picture of Rude trying to hold said dress down, but failing. That picture was framed and under his mattress.
"Come on, admit it. You had fun," Reno said, the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" playing in his head. "Plus, just be glad that only Tseng, Rookie, Rufus, and I saw it. Could'ave been worse." Rude smirked, thinking about how much worse it could have been. "Want me to make it up to you?" Reno asked, getting Rude's attention back to him.
Rude saw the mischievous glint in his eyes. "How would you do that?" Rude asked, feeling that Reno already had an idea formulating.
"I'll show you after dinner," Reno said, smirking. "Trust me, you'll love it." Rude thought of what it was that Reno was going to do. Reno's smirk widened once he realized that the anticipation was going to keep Rude occupied for the rest of the day. "Well, let's go see who called earlier."
Not waiting for a response, Reno looked for the first pair of pants that he could find. He saw Rude's pants draped over the lamp near the couch. He walked over to them, hearing Rude follow him. He lifted them up and began to search the pockets, feeling for the cell phone. He pulled it out and flipped it open.
"Not yours, guess it was my phone," Reno said as he threw the phone behind him, hoping that Rude would catch it. Not hearing the snap of the phone hitting the hardwood floor, he assumed Rude grabbed it and he looked around for his pants. "Where could they be?"
"Reno," Rude called. Reno turned around and faced Rude. He pointed up and Reno's eyes followed him and saw the garment hanging from the ceiling fan. Reno smiled and looked back at Rude.
"Quite an arm you got there," Reno said as Rude smiled and shrugged. "Now how do we get 'em down?" Reno looked over to the couch. "Help me move this," Reno said as he went behind the couch. Rude followed him and began to push it across the floor with Reno. Once it was in position, Reno stood along the backing of the couch and reached for his pants.
"Come on," Reno groaned, his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth as he stood on his tiptoes, trying to grab to the cloth. This still proved futile, as Reno was still too short to reach it. He grunted and jumped up, fingers brushing against the fabric. Reno barely kept his balance before he sprung up again.
Rude just stood by, watching Reno's antics with amused eyes. This time he was able to grab onto the pants. His victory was short lived however. Reno's feet did not land on the backing perfectly and he fell to the side, letting out a yelp. Rude's eyes widened as he bolted forward to catch to falling redhead. Luckily, Rude was able to catch him, but they both ended up on the floor in a heap.
"Thanks, yo," Reno said as he looked at Rude. "You okay?" Rude grunted an affirmative as they both stood up. "Dammit," Reno gasped when he put pressure on his left foot. Rude lift his foot with gentle care.
"It looks like you twisted it," Rude said, going to the kitchen for ice. "This will help keep down the swelling," he said pulling out a tray of ice cubes. Rude emptied a good amount of the ice into a cloth by the sink. He wrapped the cloth so it would hold the ice as he headed back to Reno. "Let's get you to bed," Rude said as he gently pushed Reno in the right direction.
Reno, having no choice but to go in the direction Rude was pushing him in, limped towards his bedroom, the pants were still in his hand. Reno plopped down on the soft matress and Rude lightly lifted the bruising ankle onto the matress. He lighty placed the makeshift bag of ice onto the injured limp, Hearing Reno hiss at the cold.
"Well," Reno said reaching into his pockets, fishing around for the black phone. "Let's see who called." He flipped open the phone seeing the flashing message ststing that he had missed a call. "Hmm," Reno muttered, looking at the name that appeared. "Looks like Chocobo-Head. ...Let's call him back."
Reno was grinning. "He's probably in the middle of something right now," Reno said as he dialed the number. The pressed the phone to his ear, listening to the ringing. Looking up, he saw Rude grinning, but shaking his head.
"Hello," Cloud gasped into the phone, panting.
"You called earlier," Reno said smuggly, guessing what Cloud was up to.
"Reno, not now," Cloud growled. A moan quickly followed. "I'll go over there later."
"I'm sure Vince's ass can wait for a few," Reno said, imagining Cloud's eyes widen on the other end of the line.
Regaining his composure, Cloud said, "Fuck off, Reno."
Reno smirked. "Just tell me one thing: is he riding you or are you pounding into him?" He heard the clicking sound of metal claws grabbing the phone.
"Reno," Vincent growled. "Call this phone again and I'll make sure that Rude is sent your body parts, one piece at a time." Reno's smirk faltered a bit.
"Um...fine, but Cloud never answered my question," Reno said, slightly nervous.
"...I'm riding him," Vincent responded and hung up the phone, but not before Reno heard Cloud moan in the background. Reno grinned as he snapped his phone shut.
"Cloud's being riden," Reno said as he looked at Rude, smiling. "And by the Vamp." Rude shook his head smiling.
"How were you threatened by Cloud this time?" Rude asked, sitting on the bed.
"Hey," Reno said pointing a finger at Rude. "I wasn't threatened by Cloud this time, yo." Rude looked at him unfaltering, waiting for Reno to continue. "It was Vince...and he'll send you my body parts one at a time if I call again." Reno shrugged, smiling.
A ringing went off and Reno looked at his phone as Rude looked at his. Rude flipped open his phone as Reno placed his on the bed beside him. "Rude speaking," he said. Reno listened to someone speaking on the other end, but he could not make out the words. "Yes. ...Sure," Rude handed the phone to Reno.
"Crazy Bitch?" Reno asked as he took the phone. Rude nodded and Reno put the phone to his ear. "Hey, Skank, what's goin' on?" Reno grinned, listening to the blonde on the other end.
"Reno," she said. "How're you feeling?"
"Fine, I'll be in on Monday," Reno said as he lied down on the bed. "Rude's takin' good care of me, too."
"Reno," Rude said, getting the redhead to look at him. "What about your ankle?"
Reno rolled his eyes. "It'll heal by then Rude, don't worry." Reno patted the area next to him, motioning for Rude to lie down with him.
"What will heal by then?" Elena asked. Man, is she gonna mother me too? Reno thought.
"Forget it, don't you have a dick to go suck?" Reno asked grinning. He heard her huff at him and his accusation. "Or is he holding out on you?" Rude lied down next to the smaller Turk and decided to rest his head on Rude's chest, lazily tracing his fingers over Rude's nipples.
"I'll have you know that our sex-life is fine," Elena said. "Now answer my question."
"Go bite Tseng," Reno replied. "I ain't tellin' you. Plus, why're you callin'?" Reno heard Rude moan softly when Reno twisted the hardening nub between two long, pale fingers.
"Because Tseng wanted an update on how you were doing," Elena said. Reno rolled his eyes.
"Tell him we'll be in on Monday," Reno said, still playing with Rude. "Oh, Whore, stop callin' here K?" With that said, Reno hung up the phone. He handed it to Rude, who just placed it on the side table, near his sunglasses. Reno pressed his hips into Rude's side, letting the older Turk feel his erection.
"Ready for another round?" Reno asked, even though he could clearly see Rude's straining erection, which curved towards his navel.
"Reno," Rude gasped, feeling Reno's mouth playing with his earrings. "What about you ankle?" Reno grinned as he lightly tugged on the silver hoop.
"Oh, don't worry," he purred, pressing harder against Rude. "I've got something else planned, seeing how I can't do what I was gonna earlier."
Rude raised his eyebrows. "And what are you planning?" Reno smirked. He then moved away from Rude and leaned over the edge of the bed. His hands groped around for a bit, before he found the object.
"Let's just say," he said as he climbed back onto the bed. "It involves my mouth attatched to your dick," Reno purred. "And you pounding my tight ass...with this." Rude's eyes traveled to the object in his hands.
"Your EMR?" Rude asked a Reno extended it.
"Yep," Reno said as he moved closer to Rude.
"Isn't that a bit-" Rude began before Reno cut in.
"Kinky?" he finished, eyes glimmering.
"I was going to say dangerous, but that too," Rude said as Reno handed him the EMR.
"As long as it's off, we'll have no problems...though we should try it with it on later," Reno said grinning.
"Only if it's on low," Rude said holding Reno's EMR. "We don't need to have to jump start you."
"If we had to, we'd at least know how," Reno said, his grin widening. "So, wanna see how much I can take? Or are we gonna play it safe?"
Rude thought about it briefly before answering. "How much do you think you can handle?"
Reno straddled Rude, being careful of his ankle. "Well, lets find out," he purred. As Reno leaned forward to kiss Rude, a knock came from the front door. "GODDAMMIT!!!" Reno yelled. Rude gently moved Reno off of him and sat up.
"We should go see who it is," Rude said as he got off of the bed. Reno growled as he thrw the blankets over himself.
"FUCK!!!" Reno growled. "EVERY GODDAMN TIME!!!" Rude smirked, feeling the exact same thing as Reno. "Hey Rude," when Rude looked at reno, he saw that he was smiling. "gonna answer the door with that boner?" Rude looked down and his face flushed. "I got a robe over there, but it won't cover that bad boy. Know what'll help get rid of that for a short time?" Rude looked at him wondering where this was going. "Imagine Cid boning Rufus over his desk."
Rude shivered, and Reno laughed, ignoring the loud knocking on the door. "HE'S COMMIN', DAMMIT!!! Worked, see?" Rude looked down and saw that his cock was know limp. "Don't worry, mine's gone, too." Rude nodded as he went into the bathroom to get the robe. Rude quickly slipped it on and went to the door.
Rude opened the door, but Reno could not see who he nodded to. Rude stepped aside and Reno saw Cloud and Vincent walk into the apartment. Rude closed the door and Reno grinned.
"Hey," Reno called out, "love-birds!" Vincent's crimson and Cloud's cerulean eyes flickered to the redhead. "Done fuckin' already?"
"Reno," Cloud said as they all began to walk toward the bedroom. "I came here to speak to you earlier."
"Then why's Vince here?" Reno asked.
"Well," Cloud said. "You see-"
"Oh," Reno said with a smirk. "I get it. You brought him along to get away from Tifa so you two can have a little fuck-fest, right." Cloud turned deep red at this and glanced at Vincent. Reno could not tell it, but Vincent was smirking behind the long collar of his cape.
"Um, actually," Cloud started, but vincent cut in.
"We have a place to go fuck if we need to," Vincent said. This caught Reno's attention.
"Oh really?" Reno asked eagerly. "Where's that?"
"...It is none of your concern," Vincent said, feeling Cloud wrap an arm around his waist.
"This has nothing to do with Tifa," Cloud said. Reno quirked an eyebrow. "It's about Rufus."
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