New things that Emmett is not allowed to do:
Announce that he is no longer called Emmett but Emmet (Emm-ay)
Go to a gay bar dressed as a sailor
Get married in Vegas to someone (boy or girl) especially Mike Newton.
Constantly think I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on you nerves around Edward.
Prank Call the Volturi and tell them Edward wants to die and is serious this time.
Tell Carlisle he's thinking of growing a handlebar moustache
Convince Jasper to make Mike Newton feel in love with Edward and then tell him to make Mike follow him home...
...And then propose.
Wear makeup to school and then ask the head teacher whether it is his colour...
...then cry when told it isn't
Draw a moustache on Alice in permanent pen
Think about what his life would be like if Jasper married Edward whilst Edward is in the room
Get together with us and wreak havoc on Buckingham Palace.
Tell Carlisle that he is thinking about turning gay
Speak only in Swedish for a month
Become a Nun
Tell jasper that he is really enjoying a book called 'nuns having fun'
Insist that everyone calls him 'Tiny Tim'
Go around saying 'Shut up Mokuba' to everyone.
Paint himself blue and tell everyone that he is Papa Smurf
A/N: we got bored so decided to write this crap. Its Hannah's 14th birthday tomorrow.
Does anyone else think that Emmett is soooo cool? No? Then you suck!
Sorry we just like Emmett as he is very cool. I will stop rambling now. By Sophie and Hannah. Bring on the flames. (We throw our hands up in the air like in a Mexican wave whilst saying this no really, we did we have Amy as witness to this great moment of insanity.
PLEASE DONT TAKE US AWAY IN A WHITE SQUISHY VAN! NO! NOT AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!
HA HA HA HA TRICKED YOU :P
