Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

A/N thought I'd go ahead and put another chapter out cause I'm bored and I got nothin better to do.

EmPOV

Flashback

Hmmmm… there must be something good to do on this stupid computer…

CLICK, CLICK

Ah ha! Got it!

How to Act Gangsta:

Always say Gangsterific words like Fishizzle and McBeast.

Never let anyone diss you.

Always have a good comeback ready in case anyone does diss you.

Make Gangsta Ts' for people you know

Always accidentally hi-jack one of the buggy cart things at Wal-Mart and accidentally run-over some unsuspecting victim in the parking lot

Eat fast-food every chance you get.

Always drive like a maniac

Go to sleep with your eyes open

Sneak up behind somebody in Wal-Mart and whisper in their ear, "I'm watchin you." And look at their reaction.

Always talk like a gangsta

Always obey the Gangsta rules

Hmmmm… not bad, this could actually be fun.

Edward walks in the room.

"Hey was up bro? I'm just in here chillin."

"That's great, but please don't tell me your actually thinking about doing this gangster thing and embarrassing us all are you?"

"Yep, I sho am."

"Well crap, I guess Alice was right."

"I guess," I said with a smile.

Humph," Edward said and then stalked away.

Ahhh, this is the life, I thought to myself. Annoying my brothers, sisters, and wife and enjoying every damn minute of it.

A/N well I hope you enjoyed. I'll try to get the third chapter up soon, but I have a lot of tests coming up so I don't know when I'll be able to update.

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