Aurora Whisperwind: Yay! Lots of reviews! It's a new record! I'm really happy you guys liked it, so here's the update!
Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters. I do own Battosai's journal though…. Hee hee!
Episode 2
Entry 1: Hello diary! I'm deliriously happy…. Kaoru is so flustered, and man is she hot! Drool…. The sky is blue, the day is warm, the smell of cleanliness is over-powering….
Entry 2: Good feeling gone. I'm supposed to take people out to lunch? And pay with what? Kaoru, how could you do this to me?
Entry 3: These people are so mean! We can't afford all this…. Think you dumb Rurouni! How're we gonna afford it?
Entry 4: Whoa, I just saw a kid in a yellow gi. Yellow. Is he brain dead? But then again… the stupid Rurouni wears pink… our man-hood! It's gone!
Entry 5: The kid is good; maybe I should pick-pocket. It'll help us pay…
Entry 6: He put it back. The baka, honestly. What kind of an idiot does that? I think I'll humiliate him now by patting him on the head. Hahaha! I'm so evil!
Entry 7: Kaoru dragged me away. Ah…. I think I'm gonna have nose-bleed…
Entry 8: He slammed into me! And broke our connection! You are sooooo dead brat! Hey! He took our wallet! Grab him! Execute him! Burn him! Drown him!
Entry 9: Go Kaoru! Go Kaoru! Man, she's so awesome! I pledge my eternal love to you, babe. You are the most amazing person, ever!
Entry 10: He-Gave-it-back. The-Rurouni-gave-it-back. Man he's so thick!
Entry 11: Duck! Duck you stupid Rurouni! The wallet's heading for us! Duck, for Pete's sake! OWIE! Bloody hell…
Entry 12: Myojin Yahiko, eh? The way you're screaming kid, I think its time to change your nappy! And of course, the Rurouni had to be all humble and apologize… freako.
Entry 13: damn… now even in the restaurant, we talk about this brat. Bored. Mind drifting… Kaoru… Kaoru… Kaoru…
Entry 14: Kaoru? Where are you going? Stop!
Entry 15: Shit. What kind of an idiot are you, Rurouni? Did you have to grab her hair? She's so going to screw- OW!
Entry 16: Wow… the stars sure are pretty… so is that cow. Hey, it jumped over the moon!
Entry 17: Beloved! Where are you? Where did you run off to? Move yer arse, Rurouni! My Kaoru-senses are tingling!
Entry 18: Sniff… the smell of clean, sweet Kaoru… that way! Aw crap, traffic. Let's put them to sleep.
Entry 19: Oi! Get off her! Stop pointing that sword at her! For that, I'm gonna smash you into the ceiling! Intimidated everyone, the gang leader wet his pants, how cool can I get?
Entry 20: Okay, he's taking this grimy kid home. Crap! A permanent child? I'm never going to go anywhere with her with all these idiots around!
Entry 21: He called her busu? Busu? That radiant beauty is busu to you, brat?
Short. But nothing else happens ne? Review! I'll have the next episode up soon!
