I sat on a swallow couch in the psychologist's office, Dr. Kaufmann's office or Dr. K for short. The office, lazy green; has a mini bar which seems to be where Dr. K drinks since I see an empty glass with ice in it. Dr. K however watch a video on his computer at his desk. I can't tell what he's watching with it's monitor pointed away from me and also there's no sound coming from it.

Dr. K stood up with a clipboard in hand. He's about a fifty year old righteous man wearing a casual covetous blue jacket with a gazing blue shirt and rich brown pants to match. Dr. K walked slowly towards me and calming spoke, "I'm glad you came. Coming here means that your committed to the process. I heard that the other psychologist didn't work out for you."

He sat down on a angry red chair across from me with only a coffee table dividing us. "Don't worry we're going to take things your way, no drugs, no theories, just you. Here."

Dr. K placed the clipboard on the table than slide it towards me. "Before we start I like for you to answer these simple 'yes or no' questions."

I grabbed the board from the table. Looking at the questions; I picked up a pen and check off each one of the questions...

I make friends easily. Yes

Having a drink helps me relax. No

I have enjoyed role-playing during sex. No

I like to listen to people. Yes

Making a plan or schedule is best. No

I prefer to be active. Yes

I prefer abstract ideas. Yes

I never cheated on a partner. No

I placed the board back onto the table. Calmly, Dr. K asked, "Are you finished?"

I shook my head up and down. He picked up the board and glanced over it. Surprised, he commented, "Never cheated huh?"

He put it back on the table. "Now lets start from the beginning, shall we. Tell me what exactly happen."