Author's Note: I plan to finish all (or at least most) of this fanfic in one night! Wish me luck...


Stan's Attempt.

Operation: Coax With Caffiene.

The first rule that the boys had made when first making this 'club' in fifth grade, was that the one who had the most losses went first. And Stan hadn't won a bet since last year, where they had to steal Mr. Hat from Mr. Garrison. He needed this money so he could save up for a car.

And to win this bet, he knew one way into Tweek's mind: Coffee.

Making a full pot, Stan called up the blonde and invited him over. Even if Tweek was violent, he was a South Park kid and, by default, friends with all the South Park kids. He accepted without suspicion, saying he'd be over in a few. Stan watched the coffee as it seeped into the glass container, hoping that the coffee would soothe Tweek into a simple, non-violent rejection or agreement. Hopefully an agreement.

The raven-haired teen rushed to the door when he heard knocking, happily letting his companion in. "Hey Tweek. Want some coffee?" There wasn't really a point in asking since the blonde always agreed. Stan watched silently as Tweek prepared his coffee. Once he began drinking, Stan asked, "Could you, ah, do me a favor?"

"Mm hm."

"W-well there's this thing I have to do, and it involves you... in a dress," the taller teen whispered the last part, but Tweek still heard it. Chocking on his coffee, he looked at Stan in horror. "What the hell? Why?"

Second rule of the 'club': Never tell the challenge to outsiders. "It's um... Trent!" Stan said, thinking quickly, "He's got this weird blonde-guys-in-dresses fetish and he threatened to beat the living shit out of me if I didn't get him a picture of one." He threw the blonde a pleading look, and the latter began to ponder this while sipping coffee. "...Only one picture?" Tweek asked. Yes! Stan thought happily, "Yup!"

Putting the cup in the sink, the spastic teen said, "Get Butters to do it." With that, he left the house. The dark-haired teen groaned, his chance was up. And unless everyone else failed, he wouldn't be getting another one.


Dammit, these things aren't even 500 words . Ah well. Hope you like it. I already know who wins~