Let's Make A Movie

Summary: Now Vanille is ready to start on her first video.

"What is that?" Fang asked with a warning tone when she spotted the device that was in Vanille's hand. On closer inspection, she realized it was only a camera.

"I bought myself a video camera yesterday." Vanille told the elder pulsian as she began fumbling with the buttons.

A small beep sound made Vanille giggle. "Yay! I turned it on! I'm on camera!" She faced the device toward her and waved. "Say hi, Fang!"

The dark haired pulsian rose an eyebrow when Vanille brought the camera to her. She merely waved, not really finding the object interesting.

It was like that for a few days. Fang would wake up with a camera shoved into her face, Vanille will set the camera on the counter while they ate...while it was on. She basically wanted her life on footage.

Eventually she then asked Vanille why she was taping every daily activity they did at home.

"Come here!" Vanille said as she began tugging on her partner's hand toward her bedroom, where the computer was. "Sit here," she directed.

Fang did as she was told as Vanille got on the computer, a tab already open.

It was her YouTube page, but it seemed alot more busier. Alot of people wrote on her channel stuff like:

Omg, it's Vanille! *Fangasms*

Vanille has her own channel! ZOMG SUBSCRIBEEEEED!

Moar vids! :D

Fang x Vanille!

"What is this?" She asked, making Vanille scoot over on her seat so she can read the rest of the comments.

"Ever since I discovered the internet," Vanille began, "I had never known we were so popular. I mean we have fanclubs fangirls AND boys. And as soon as one person found my channel, they all were on my channel!"

The red head giggled. "I talked to some of them via (Fang didn't know what that meant) PM (Still doesn't know what she means) and they were all like 'You should make videos!' and I was like 'Okay' which is why I got a camera. And what makes it so super neato is that nobody knows how we are like at home, so I just been videotaping our daily things and they think it's amazing."

While Vanille continued to ramble, Fang got an idea.

All everybody does anymore is fight fight fight. Getting a hobby would be good for them. And after everything Vanille said...

"Hey, Vanille."

"Yeah?" She answered, mid sentence about subscribers.

"You think your fans might be interested in the others?" she asked.

"They wanted to see alot more of Lightning, Snow, Hope, even Sazh!" Vanille then gasped, eyes lit up thinking the same thing as Fang. "We should videotape their daily lives too!"

"Yeah, your fans will go crazy when they see how the others are like when not fighting."

And so Fang and Vanille called their first guest, Snow, about videotaping him when he is not out fighting monsters. He seemed very interested and agreed right away.

"Here is the NORA garage." Snow said proudly, gesturing around the garage like a tour guide. It looked more like a Car Shop then a garage, but this was supposedly the place where he, Gadot, and Maqui work on their transportation. Hovercars, motorcycles, even a car or two.

Basically it was an engineer's fantasy workplace.

"So," Snow asked, leaning against the motorcycle he was curently working on. "Do you want me to talk while I work or..."

"Tell the audience what the Great Hero Snow Villiers does in his spare time!" Vanille said behind the camera as Fang wandered off, not really wanting to do the actual work.

"Well," Snow rubbed the back of his neck a bit bashfully, "when I'm not out doing...heroic deeds, I work on cars and preferbly motorcycles. I let my buddy Gadot take care of the cars, though." He then began loosening up in front of the camera, since motorcycles was the only topic that Snow is capable of speaking of without eighter pissing people off or sounding like an idiot.

"I like motorcycles because it's easiar to travel longer distances, the navigation is really good when your in a hurry, not that I'm always in a hurry, you look bad ass as hell and attract alot of women. You think Serah would like me if I were riding a bicycle, you know the ones paper boys be riding. It just represents freedom you know..."

About seven minutes later Vanille was practically falling asleep. She never really had an interest in cars or motorcycles. She was happy that Snow was totally getting into it, but she was expecting something more personal, like what's going on between him and Serah hoping to catch some juicy secrets that he wouldn't tell Lightning.

But when she attempted to ask, Snow totally closed up, since the camera was still on him.

"Er..that's.." He began to fidget a bit, getting uncomfortable. He was never uncomfortable when he talked about Serah. "A little personal."

Vanille sighed, feeling defeated. She then realized she hadn't seen Fang all this time. "I'll be right back Snow," she told him as she set the camera down on a nearby stool, "I gotta go find Fang."

Snow nodded and decided to keep working on the motorcycle...talking to it. "Sorry Laura...but Shiva's still my favorite."

Vanille exited the garage, bumping right into someone.

"Oof!"

"Ah!"

She looked up to see a baby chick fly in front of her.

"Oh Sazh." Vanille said as the baby chocobo landed on her shoulder, snuggling against her neck.

"Sorry about that little red." He apologized with a grin and a fatherly pat on her head. "Didn't see you there."

"I was just going to get Fang and go. We're videotaping our daily lives, and today we're seeing the day in the life of Snow Villers!" She said the last part like an announcer on t.v. "But to be honest it isn't the most exciting thing we ever recorded."

"Sorry to hear that." Sazh said heading toward the door. "Hang in there, you'll find something interesting."

He then entered the garage to probably visit Snow, and Vanille continued to look for Fang.

It wasn't long before Vanille found Fang hanging out with the rest of NORA who were all sitting around a picnic table listening to a joke Gadot was telling.

"And then he said," Gadot continued, " 'Come on everyone, let's mosey!' "

The gang erupted in laughter, Fang included. She turned around and noticed Vanille coming her way. "Hey there you are." She said, standing up. "Got the footage you wanted?"

"Er...sure. We can go home and edit it out on the movie maker I downloaded." Vanille spun on her heels to get her camera, Fang following behind shaking her head.

When she entered the garage, Snow and Sazh immedietly stopped their conversation. Vanille grabbed her camera, and gave Snow and Sazh another wave before exiting.

It was around eight at night when Vanille began editing the video. It wasn't the most exciting video, but neighter were her other ones. But she was pretty sure that the fans would be absolutely thrilled to see Snow in his "natural habitat".

Fang was slouched against Vanille's bed, watching the small t.v.(probably the easiest piece of technology that existed today)

Vanille was going to stop the video when she saw Sazh walk across the screen to Snow.

"Huh?" Vanille said, cocking the head to the side. "this doesn't look familiar."

Fang looked over Vanille's shoulder at the screen. "Probably when you set it down, you forgot to turn it off."

"Oops." Vanille giggled at her silly mistake. She was about to pause the video so she can edit out that chunk when Fang stopped her.

"Wait." Fang said. "I want to see this."

Vanille gave her partner a perplexed look before watching the video again.

"Hey Sazh." Snow said a bit awkwardly, which is very unlike him.

"What's up, Trench coat?" The camera was only focused on Snow, so Sazh's voice was heard off screen.

"I kinda wanted to talk to you about something. You know man-to-man."

This got Fang and Vanille's attention as they gave each other a quick glance that practically said "This is getting good."

Sazh then came onto screen, the camera moving to the counter which probably gave the best angle, showing both Snow and Sazh on screen. The dark skinned man sat in the stool the camera was just hidden on. Snow sat on the hood of a car, his body turned toward the camera. He failed to notice the red light on the camera.

"Now," Snow began, awkwardly scratching his head through the bandana and fidgeting in place. "You know...me and Serah have...done it."

"Right you had sex."

"SH!" Snow immedietly flipped just by the word. "I don't want the guys hearing." He whispered. "When I say man to man I really mean Snow to Sazh, got it."

"yeah I got it, man."

"That means don't tell Hope, don't tell Gadot or the other boys, don't even tell your son!"

"I have a feeling it's not even appropiate for my son since you are talking about you and Serah having...excuse me 'doing it' ." Sazh put air quotes around the phrase.

"It's just very embarrassing."

"Just go on boy, I still gotta pick up Dajh."

Snow blew out a deep breath, running his hands down his face. "Your gonna laugh."

"I swear I'm not gonna laugh!" Sazh told him a bit impatiently, "just tell me, damn."

"N...okay. Well, last night me and her were you know...in a great mood. And we were kissing and all you know. So you know we're at the part where you 'it' happens."

"Hmmm." Sazh nodded in understanding.

"You know, 'he' comes out to play. Well, that didn't happen. I knew it was supposed to, but it didn't."

"Oh..." Sazh stood up from his spot, crossing his arms and nodding.

"Luckily, Lightning had called at that moment but I just turned in early. I didn't want Serah to know that I'm...not working. Is this normal, you think I should see a doctor- YOUR SMILING!"

"I swear I ain't smiling." Sazh said with his arms up, the smile even recognizable in his voice.

"I told you you'll laugh-"

Snow and Sazh immedietly stopped their conversation as Vanille skipped in, grabbed her camera, and gave Snow and Sazh another wave before exiting.

The redhead carried the device back out when Fang finally said, "Hey babe, I think you accidently turned the camera on-"

Fang and Vanille bursted out the laughter they were trying to contain in order to hear the rest of the conversation.

"Poor Snow, haha," Vanille said in between laughs, "He's broken."

Fang was actually dying from the laughter. She was still laughing after Vanille sobered up.

"We can't upload this Fang, it'll embarrass him."

"Oh come on!" Fang complained, starting the video back up just to watch the conversation again. "You and I both know you were wanting something personal to be said on camera."

"But he didn't want anyone to know, if we upload this then he will be embarrassed. I don't want Snow to be ashamed by himself like that."

A mischievous glint twinkled in Fang's eye.

"Then let's be nice. We won't let him be embarrassed alone." the dark haired pulsian gave an evil laugh as she thought about her next target.

A certain silver haired teenager came to mind.

AN: This seemed alot better in my head. Oh well, I am actualy enjoying writing this one. It's not going to be a long one just so you know.