Okay, today I was challenged by danxi123 to write this story. Her challenge: Momiji is a goth. Must be a crossover w/ another anime. So, according to my code, I am required to write this fic. I've decided to use Death Note, cause I love it and also because it's so different, I thought it would be fun …I have no idea how I'm gonna make Momiji goth, so, um, bear with me. Sorry, no offence to goth people!!!


Momiji was unlike most typical teenagers. He was almost always happy, and he often hung around good (if not always sane) people, and he turned into a rabbit sometimes. But today, he was acting much more like a regular teenager.

Momiji was in an angsty mood. A really angsty mood. In fact, he was so angsty that he had run away, and was randomly walking the streets of the city. He was in such a bad mood, he decided to turn goth. He went into a hair salon and got his hair died black. He went into a nail salon and got his nails painted black. Then he went and bought some black clothes (from the girls section, of course) bought them, thoroughly wrecked them, and put them on. Then in an incredibly bad mood, he stomped down the street.

And that's how he ran into Raito Yagami.

"Hey, watch where you're going," Raito shot.

"Whatever," said Momiji.

"Whoa, you're scary," said Raito. "Do you enjoy killing people?"

"Whatever," said Momiji.

"Do you want to help me kill people?"

"Whatever." So, for the next few weeks, Momiji sat around watching Raito kill people. He didn't do anything though, cause he was goth. And goth people don't really do anything. Months passed, and Near was very close to catching Kira. Raito was getting anxious, so he walked over to Momiji.

"Hey, goth kid," he said (Momiji never told him his name). "Wanna take the rap for this?"

"Whatever."

"Great, lets go." So Raito left Momiji in front of the police station holding a note that said, "I AM KIRA" and walked away. Momiji just stood there, because now that he was goth, he was angsty all the time. Soon enough, the police were all over him and had brought him inside.

"Are you really Kira?" they asked.

"Whatever," said Momiji.

"Do you even know who Kira is?"

"Whatever." So, the police got fed up and took him to Near, even though they weren't really cooperating with him. They were just sick of this weird goth kid. Near confronted him.

"Is Raito Yagami Kira?"

"Whatever." They found the note and tested it for fingerprints.

"Yup, these are definitely Yagami's fingerprints. He must have been really exhausted to do something that stupid."

"Whatever."

"Momiji, you're a hero!"

"Whatever." The next day, they arrested Raito and had a big parade in Momiji's honor. He attended parties and banquets. When dignitaries asked him to make speeches, he simply said, "Whatever," and the crowd went wild. Shortly after, Hatori saw him on T.V., and went to get him. While driving him back home he lectured him.

"Momiji, you had us all worried sick."

"Whatever."

"You have to be more responsible."

"Whatever." Hatori looked back.

"Are you trying to be goth? Stop it."

"Whatever."

"Momiji, if you don't stop now I lock you in a room with a can of cheese whip and Akito in his underpants." Momiji shuddered.

"Fine. I'm sorry, Hari. But, becoming goth did make me a hero."

"Whatever," said Hatori.

The-end


Okay, well, that's my story. I know it's incredibly weird, hence the title, Really Random Fruits Basket Stories. Phew…that was hard. Thanks again to danxi123 for the challenge, and a special thanks to the Girly Man for letting me use her idea. If you have a challenge, review me! shudder