Author's Note: I just wanna say thank you to titans vs gods and Mistress Moira for the kind reviews, I needed those... Therefore this chapter is for you!
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Zim went up to Gaz slowly and smoothly but before he got to her she spun around and growled.
"Zim tell me what you want before I tear your arm out of it's god damn socket!" Zim gave a nervous chuckle but looked at her sternly.
"I need you Gaz to show me how to get an earth-woman to give me a kiss!" He grinned and gave her a thumbs up but she merely scoffed and walked away. "HEY!" He called after her.
"Look Zim it's not that hard just read a damn book or use your computer!" He sighed and looked at her with what humans would call puppy dog eyes.
"But your a female so you would know it better then any book correct?" she grinted her teeth but finally gave in to his requests.
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That weekend Zim's training had begun.
"Ok dumbass get ready! Girl's like gifts so what would you get a girl huh?" Zim raised up a slice of meat which recieved him a slap to the head. He raised waffles and threw them over his shoulder before Gaz made her way to him.
"Just try something simple Zim..." He thought about it and pulled out some chocolates which made Gaz chuckle. "Good job Zim, now add a few roses and it outta win a girl's heart quicker."
"Next we will try dates. Repeat to me the places you would most likely take a woman!" Zim took a breath and repeated everything she had told him.
"Movies, Restaurant, Mall, Club, Shoe Shopping-" he was interrupted by Gaz petting him. He blushed and chuckled which made Gaz back away a little.
"GAZ WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?" Shouted the large headed monkey boy also known as Dib. Zim rubbed his temple and flipped Dib off before making his way to the front door.
"Thank you for your help Gaz, I will keep you updated on how my luck with the earth-women goes." Zim said before making his way home. Gaz waved and went to her room.
'There's no way in hell that blush ment anything.' "Easy for you to say you didn't touch him and feel the warmth coming from him..." Gaz sighed and layed down on her bed hoping to forget this ordeal. 'You like him huh?' "Shut up..."
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Gaz watched as Zim struck out again! He just ended up hitting his head against his locker over and over again.
"You'll get headaches like that you know?" she said but he just continued to bounce his head against the locker not responding to her. This started to piss her off but she let it go. "How about if we went on a date huh?..."
He slowly looked up at her and gave a small smile before nodding and hugging her. Gaz never allowed people to hug her so her face went cherry red before she pushed him off. "Pick me up at seven..."
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"Your going on a date?..." Dib asked once more which made Gaz growl as she went through her clothes. "With Zim?..." She turned to him with red eyes:
"IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR DIB I'LL RAM YOUR HEAD UP A DOG'S ASS!" Dib sighed and went downstairs to watch t.v.
"I don't need to dress nice for him... We'll probably just go to the park or something afterwards anyway." She threw on some low top Converse and a black sweater ontop of a Death Metal Tee.
"HE'S HERE GAZ!" Dib yelled from downstairs. Gaz went to the door and gasped at the sight before her eyes.
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Well i'm ending this chapter here and I hope you enjoyed it!
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