Lightning part two

"GAH!"

Lightning shot up from where she was sleeping. She looked at herself, inspecting each and every part or her body. The panda suit was gone and she was back on the couch where she had been sleeping to start with. Lightning looked around the room and noticed Snow was laughing up a storm over at the computer. So it was just a dream. She got up to see what the blonde was watching. Maybe then she would figure out why she dreamt such an out landing dream.

When she got up to the computer they were three horses only one of them was a grey unicorn. The other two seemed very…peculiar. Then it hit her, they were acting just like Snow and Fang in her dream!

"So this is all your fault." She said angrily at Snow.

His head shot around, tears of laughter dripping down his face. He hadn't even notices Lightning behind him he was so engrossed in what he was watching. He saw the angry pinked haired warrior staring at him with murderous eyes. "Wha, what did I do?" he asked nervously.

Lightning crossed her arms "No thanks to you, I had to suffer through the most annoying dream involving you and Fang ever."

Snow looked at her questionably. "What are you talking about? How is it my fault? It's your dream." He shot back, not wanting to feel her wrath.

Lightning pointed to the screen. "That right there. Since you were watching it, I dreamt it. Next time Snow, use head phones. I don't want to have to kill you before your kid is born."

Snow basically shot up at hearing this. "M-my what? Did Serah tell you this? Am I going to be a DAD! Who ya baby YES!"

Lightning face palmed herself. "Wait, that was part of my dream to? Ugh, this is so not my day. Snow wait."

It was too late Snow was already bee lining it to Serah. "SERAH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!"

Lightning decided that maybe now would be a good time to leave the house and go for a walk. She quickly slipped out before Serah and Snow came to look for her.

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Lightning was sitting on the couch peacefully watching TV. There was a new episode of Fear Factor on that night. Someone was about to be launched into the air by a catapult when she heard two distinct annoying voices.

"Glub, glub, glub. Glub, glub, glub. Glub glub." They said in unision.

Lightning looked up and saw Snow and Fang in scuba gear swimming in the air above her. "Oh please no, not again." She grabbed the pillow next to her holding it to her face. She kept chanting to herself. "It's just a dream, it's just a dream.

"Look over there! It's a coral reef!" Snow pointed as he floated in the air.

She peeked out from the pillow. "Oh looked it you guys again…and your floating." She said sarcastically.

"Lightning! Were scuba diving Lightning!" Fang swam above her in circles.

"Were exploring the depths of the ocean blue." Snow swam with her.

"Oh no." Fang pointed to her left. "Here comes a school of poisonous fu-gu fish."

"Noooooooo! Fuuuuuu-guuuuuuuuu." Snow swam and hid behind Fang.

Lightning rolled her eyes. "Oh yeah. You got to look out for those…" she sighed. "So why don't you go away, I'm trying to watch TV." If she couldn't wake up, maybe she could chase them away.

Just then a bright bluish white light shown from the couch lightning was sitting on. She tried to jump off but she couldn't move. Snow and Fang's eyes just lite up like a Christmas tree.

Snow gasped. "The vortex has opened!" He was slowly being pulled in along with Fang.

Lightning tried to move, but it was no use. "Crap, what is this!"

Snow stretched his arm toward the Light. "Lightning we are being pulled into the vortex!"

Fang did as well "Swim away fu-gu fish! Swim away!"

Lightning wasn't liking the dream any more. Sure Snow and Fang were swimming above her head, but she didn't want to get sucked somewhere with them. Who knows what lied in there? "Ok guys, enough with this. Either turn it off or get me away from this." She was getting nervous.

"There's no stopping the vortex Lightning!" Snow's voice seemed to echo.

Lightning now seemed to stream from the vortex as Snow and Fang were almost faded into it. All you could hear was the echo of Fang "FU-GU!"

Then a huge flash blinded the area around them and when it faded the vortex was gone only leaving behind Lightning.

"Hey, guys? Guys?" She looked around not seeing them anywhere. "Your gone right?"

Just then the vortex opened and half of Snow's body was showing. "Lighting, Lightning I have the amulet!" He held a golden disk with a pink dot in the middle. It seemed to shine from the light from the vortex.

Lightning jumped from the sight of Snow suddenly popping up. "What amulet?" how she wanted to wake up from this dream. "What's going on?"

"The amulet Lightning! The magical amulet!" he seemed desperate. "Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle."

Fang then popped out "Sparkle, Sparkle!" and then she was sucked back in.

Lightning just stared at him in confusion "I don't understand what you're talking about!"

His voice once again echoed "The amulet." He gasped. "In there, in there."

Then as he finished the vortexed closed again, making it quiet and leaving Lightning in utter shock from what her dream was becoming. The vortex opened once more shooting out the two. Snow and Fang now was fully popped out and was now standing in front of Lightning with Snow wearing the amulet around his neck.

"We did it!" Snow fist pumped.

"We got the amulet!" Fang cheered.

Lightning crossed her arms; she had about enough of this. "Great! Now go away. I'm tired of the horrible stuff that happens when you're around."

"NO LIGHTNING!" they said in unision. They both suddenly blew up like a balloon looking five times their own size then shrunk back to their original selves.

"No Lightning. We need to take the amulet to the banana king!" Snow cheered

Lightning hung her head. "Oh yes the banana king, of course!" She then crossed her arms. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

"But we have to Lightning." Snow begged.

"The banana king is counting on us!" Fang joined.

"If we don't get the amulet to the banana king, then the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness!" He cried

Fang then was lifted into the air floating flailing her arms "Noooooo Darrknessssss!"

Suddenly the vortex opened again with eight slimy tentacles coming out trying to grab hold of things. Lightning jumped "Ok, ok. I'll go, I'll go." She sighed to herself. "There's no getting out of this dream, is there."

They both cheered with Fang still up in the air floating doing circles.

Lightning left with the two nut jobs out into the woods. For some reason they looked the same like her last dream. They were walking in silence which she was thankful for, but she was wrong. They both stuck out their tongues making a plu sound. They both went back and for taking turns.

Lightning sighed. "What are you guys doing?"

They continued

"Will you cut that out?"

Snow looked back at her and did it one more time Lightning almost pulled out her hair when they came upon a large two story stone letter Z. the two sang at one calling out 'Z!'

"El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi!" Snow said in Spanish

"El nos cuenta muchas historias asombrosas!" Fang joined in.

The Large Z then lit up and flashed making a dinging sound liked an arcade game. Then they both put their hand up to the mouth and laughed elegantly like they were back in the Victorian era. Ho ho ho ho ho.

Lightning looked at them both "What?" her eye twitched.

"Cenomos en tortugas esta noche! Fang went on.

"Se ven bueno elso, Z?

The large Z then went red and shot out a laser at Lightning.

"GAH! WHAT DID YOU TO DO!" Lightning yelled.

"Soy Feliz!"

It then Lite up white again making happy dinging sounds. Ho ho ho ho ho the two laughed again. They continued to walk passing the large Z. Lightning started to follow behind when the Z turned red as she approached it.

She crept along on guard nervously. "Just keep walking Lightning. Just keep walking." She told herself.

They walked along until they came up to a giant sneaker that was the size of a large pickup truck.

"Hop on board the train Lightning!" Fang urged.

"It's going to take us to the banana king!" Snow cheered.

Lightning crossed her arms looking skeptical "I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker."

"It's the choo choo shoe Lightning." Snow explained.

"The choo choo shoeeeee." Fang sang

Snow and fang hopped inside the shoe. "Hurry Lightning, it's about to leave." They both sat down saying "Chuga chuga, chuga chuga, chuga chuga, shoe shoe. Chuga Chuga shoeee shoeeeeee."

Lightning rolled her eyes. How she wished she was dead at the moment. She didn't know how much more of this dream she could take. "I forgot my boarding pass, I think I'll walk." Once she woke up…Snow was dead!

Lightning continued to walk leaving behind the two in the shoe when she looked back to see if they were still there, they were gone. She sighed a relief and continued when she heard them behind her she turned to look at them.

"Were here Lightning!" Fang cheered.

"It's the temple of the banana king!" Snow joined.

Lightning turned back and saw a huge golden temple. It was like a square with yellow shaped stone poking out on all corners. Fire was lit inside towering high above the temple. There was even a symbol of a hammer crossing a banana.

"Great, let's leave the amulet and go home." She said crossing her arms. "I want to wake up from this dream as soon as possible. "She mumbled.

She turned her head hearing a sound in the grass. She saw a green looking lizard wearing a Santa hat on its head. It also had a white mustache and a white beard.

"Who is that? No, no really, you guys see that right?"

They stayed silent. Not moving a muscle.

"I have to be honest; I'm really getting creeped out here. Someone say something please." She begged.

The thing walked up to them and started to float. Music then started to play in the background and the lizard started to sing.

Lightning, you look quite down

With your big fat eyes

And your big fat frown.

Lightning's eye twitched "What?"

The world doesn't have to be so gray!

Lightning then your life's a mess

When you're feeling blue

Or are in distress

I know what can wash that sad away.

She crossed her arms. "Ya killing Snow."

All you have to do is

Put a banana in your ear

Lightning raised her eyebrow from the stupidity in his words. "A banana in my ear?"

Put a ripe banana, right into your favorite ear

"You have got to be kidding me?"

Its true

"Says who?"

So true

Once it's in your gloom will disappear

The bad in the world is hard to hear

When in your ear a banana cheers

So go and put a banana in your ear

Then from out of nowhere the landscape changed and they were all standing on a disco like stage and all these tall bananas with arms and legs walk out in a chorus line joining in the song.

Put a banana in your ear

"Someone shoot me already."

You will never be happy

If you live your life in fear

It's true

"Not with you."

So true

"Says you."

When it's in the skies are bright and clear

Oh, every day of every year

The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere

So go and put a banana in your eaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

As the song got done the lizard then exploded.

"Oh of course. He burst into flames. I should have known" she mocked

Snow then walked up in front of Lightning holding up the amulet. "Go forth magical amulet. Return to the banana king."

The amulet floated from Snow's hands high above them it then shown a mystical light down onto Lightning.

Snow gasp. "Lightning! You're the bananu king!"

Suddenly Lightning was lifted into the air. "What?"

A banana then appeared on Lightning's back "You're the banana King Lighting."

Lightning shook her head in a panic. "No, no I'm not! It doesn't even make sense."

Snow and Fang bowed down to her "All hail the bananu king!"

"I'm not the banana king!" she didn't want to. It was too weird.

"You are the banana king!"

"No, no. I'm…" she was losing it she was starting to believe it. "I…I am the banana king." She started to smile.

Suddenly multiple bananas appeared on her chanting banana! With a crown getting placed on her head. "I AM THE BANANA KING!"

The two cheered for her jumping up and down. "YAY!"

The banana's slowly left "You are the banana king." The last one said.

She looked into the light of the amulet "I. AM. THE BANANA KING!" She then looked around and didn't see anyone. Everyone was gone. "Hey, guys? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!"

The light from the amulet then flickered on turned off making Lightning fall and land on her back. "Ouch. Ok that's a sprain.

She continued to walk back to the house, calling out for Snow and Fang, but never finding them. When she entered the house she about flipped her lid! "GREAT! THEY ROBBED ME! THEY TOOK ALL MY STUFF!"

She stood standing where the couch was and the vortex opened once again making her jump. Snow appeared from it.

"What! What do you want!" She yelled at him.

He was silent, just staring at her smiling evilly. After a few seconds of just staring at her he stuck out his tongue and made the plu sound again then leaving in a flash. Leaving a mad and irritated Lightning.

"SNOW!" she yelled bringing her out of her sleep. She sat up seething through her teeth.

Snow turned his head to see Lightning sitting up from the couch. "Hey, you ok Lightning?"

Lightning turned and saw her target. She got up unsheathing her blade. She slowly walked up to him with a maniacal face. "YOU. ARE. SOOO. DEAD."

Snow got up slowly putting his hand up trying to calm her down. "Now Lightning, I don't know what this is about, but I'm sure there is a good explanation here where you don't have to hurt me."

Lightning shook her head smiling. "No there's not."

Snow ran out the door away from her yelling Serah's name. Lightning rushed out after him making sure she was going to get him.

Hehe what did you think of this one? If you want you should watch the video of the story. You might laugh even harder XD its Charlie the unicorn 2

Enjoy XD