A/N: Okay so some people reviewed it and want me to post more. Anyways, some mutts(no offense to shapeshifter/werewolf fans out there…) are absent. Well not some, all and Carlisle is in work, Esme is cooking for the wolves when they come back(no treaty line anymore here) and Renesmee is hunting with Jacob. P.S.- Names are changed.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Just some stuff though I wish that I own Edward and a tini, tiny mini Bella to squish her into pieces though first I'll torture her and laugh at myself and put her into my experiment! Okay with the story.

Twilight Messenger

masochisticlion- Edward

thenewgirlintown- Bella

shopaddicted- Alice

civilwar101- Jasper

roseasinme- Rosalie

grizlybear- Emmett

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grizlybear: Heya y'all!

civilwar101: Emmy bear, why are you talking like that?

masochisticlion: Rosalie, you think Carlisle's hot?!?!?

All except for Rose: WOOOW

roseasinme: shut up Edward! Esme's gonna kick me out for sure if she hears!

thenewgirlintown: Rose, why would you like Carlisle if you have Emmett?

shopaddicted: Yeah Rose, why?

Grizlybear: YEAH! WHY?!?!

Roseasinme: you know how those mutts imprint? Well when I first saw him, I felt tingly! I loved him instantly.

Masochisticlion: How come I didn't catch up on that?

Roseasinme: I was blocking my mind.

Grizlybear: Maker of this story, why o why?!?!

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Cutelittlecullen123: because duh! I love torturing you all in my mind! ps: it'll get better

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Masochisticlion: wow now rose loves you Emmett, not Carlisle!

Grizlybear: thank you sooooooooooooo much Bea!!!

Me: Whatever, I will get my self back by tripping my self! Ouch!

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