Quick Author's Note- Well, this WAS supposed to be a one shot... But then I got a response, and someone asked me to write another one. And, well, how could I refuse? So I will be writing TAOSU5F. In case you weren't paying attention, that stands for
"The Association Of Shinigami Under 5 Feet"
Hopefully it will live up to standards.
Kuchiki Rukia liked to think of herself as a pretty reasonable soul. Sure, she had an unatural obsession with Chappy. But lot's of people liked Chappy! There was nothing unusual about that.
Back to the point. Rukia was a pretty reasonable soul. However, her patience was currently about to give in to full blown rage. Seriously, how irratating could one substitute soul reaper be?
Very.
It had started a little like this-
"Geez!" Kurosaki Ichigo cried out, backing up with his hands in the air "it was an accident!"
Rukia glared "How stupid can you be?"
"Shut up, you irratating midget!"
She immediately froze up. He. Did. Not. Just. Say. That.
Ichigo frowned and waved his hand in front of her face. "Hey, midget? Are you alright?"
In the depths of her mind, Rukia was plotting the best way to freeze Ichigo into a snow sculpture, something she had been wishing to do for a while. But she knew that her chances against a taicho-level shinigami...
That was it! Casting a quick bakudo on Ichigo, she touched an inconspicuous ring on her index finger and harshly twisted a small gem on top of it. Help was on the way.
She cast a quick glance at the struggling Ichigo and gave him an evil smirk.
Too bad for you, Ichigo. She thought, By the time you've made it out of those bonds they'll already be here.
In the eleventh divsion, Kusajishi Yachiru suddenly paused in her torture of a new recruit. Giggling madly, she ran away, much to the terror of the poor recruit. But he wasn't the one who should have been scared.
Soi Fon was looking over her secret pictures of Yoruichi-Sama when she felt it. Quickly, she put the pictures away and shunpoed off, a bloodthirsty smile across her face.
In his office, Hitsugaya Toshiro was yelling at his totally wasted lieutenant when a ring around his squeezed tightly. He stopped mid rant and fled out the window, leaving a very confused (and still very much drunk) Matsumoto behind.
Ichigo was almost out of his bonds when the 3 arrived. Finally breaking free, he stretched out and scowled at the 4 lined up in front of him.
"What the heck is going on guys?"
Hitsugaya stepped forwards. "Kurosaki Ichigo!" he boomed
"Yeah, that's me. What the heck do you want?"
"You are hereby accused of heinous crimes against T.A.O.S.U.5F.! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Chill out, Toshiro! Seriously! And what's this whole T.A.O.S.U.5F. thing, anyways? Some secret society?"
Soi Fon glared at the deathberry. "You will show respect to the President!"
"What?"
Ignoring a very confused Ichigo, Soi Fon turned to Hitsugaya. "I vote we administer punishment immediately!"
Hitsugaya nodded. "All in favor?"
"Aye!"
"Aye."
"Aye!"
Ichigo frowned. What was going on? And what was this "punishment" the four shorties were talking about? He tried to voice this question.
"Hey, guys? What's going o-"
"DAIGUREN HYORINMARU!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"MAI, SODE NO SHIRAYUKI!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"SHUNKO!"
"AHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"HEHEHEHE! MOMOIRO HANA NEKO!"
"GGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
5 minutes later, former captain Kurosaki Ishiin walked upstairs and leaped in to his son's room... To find that he was already bloody and lying unconcious on the floor. Looking up, he realized that there were 4 shinigami with their weapons out, glaring down at Ichigo's prone body.
"Oh!" said Ishiin. "It looks like you have done training for my son!"
All 4 of them sweatdropped. How dumb is this guy?
Ishiin grinned. "And by my lovely succesor, too!" he grinned at Hitsugaya "How are you doing?"
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"Well, then! I'm glad you've trained my beloved son!" Ishiin poked Ichigo's body. "Wow! It's hard to believe that a bunch of shorties can do this much..."
He trailed off upon feeling the waves of killing intent directed towards him.
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TAOSU5F Mission Statement #2- Anyone who insults us SHALL be punished!
