Author Note : hi everyone. it's like 2:32AM and im on my computer writing this chapter because why? :O WELL. after posting it up and doing some random stuff for a few hours someone, sunshinestar16, reviewed it and said to please update soon. sooo i decided too(: So im thinking after this chapter or the next one, i can finally stop making things slow since everything will be introduced.

ooh! & thank you for everyone else who reviewed thou(: i woke up and saw 4 more and got so happy heehee

i don't own narutoo :C

====== Chapter Two ============

As sakura opened the main door, Tsunade sat at her desk. Smiling almost a little too friendly.

"Kakashi! Sakura-Chan. I'm so glad you could finally make it. Now for your mission ..."

Sakura walked into the room, her hands behind her back as she made small talk with Tsunade. Glancing around occasionally, Kakashi noted that not much has changed in the office since the new hokage. The walls were still a dull white with a few picture frames hanging on them. basically, it was still boring.

The person sitting at the chair was, however was indeed different. Tsunade. If it wasn't for the fact that she was Hokage, the office would have voted her out of her seat. She refused to wear the traditional robes, her breast were always hanging out of her shirt, and she drunk like a mad woman. She was always sleeping on the job, she had 2 parties when she should have been signing off documents and -

"Kakashi," a voice called from across the room

"we get that you're a manly man, but you can put the box down. Sakura's not impressed anymore." Tsunade said with a smirk on her face that obviously read : I'm going to have so much fun with you.

Letting out a small cough, kakashi dropped the box where he stood and pulled out his icha- icha paradise book.

"Anyways, as I was saying, your mission. Kakashi, you and sakura are going to have a baby. Konoha needs a new Anbu for the future and you two are best suited for this job," Tsunade said taking another drink from her sake cup when she realized that it was already empty.

"WHAT?" Sakura and Kakashi said, their shock obviously clear in their voice. Sakura almost fell down as Kakashi attention was now off his book, which was now where it had been dropped.

"Tsunade! you have to be kidding right? I'm only 18, i can't have a baby! and well, I'm sure Kakashi-kun wants to live a little more before he settles down. Plus we run missions like crazy a new baby would surely - " Sakura babbled before she was interrupted

"I'm kidding Sakura, obviously." Tsunade said highly amused as Kakashi regained himself and picked up his icha- icha paradise book.

"old hag..." kakashi thought.

"damn drunk..." Sakura reverie.

"what i do have for you guys is something i would never ask Sakura to do with any of the other perverted men in Konoha."

"Why do i feel like i don't like where this will be heading..." kakashi thought as his eyes focused on the lines in front of him.

"There has been a request from a neighboring village. You and Sakura are to get married to one another and posed as this couple who had been threatened to be killed. Given that the sender did not know what the people looked like, kakashi, you two can take their place."

"But Tsunade, how do you know that they don't know who their own victims are?" Sakura asked

"Because Sakura, the dope send the message to the wrong house. If it wasn't for the fact that the letter said "Kana and Tori" The couple would have never known they were to be killed" Tsunade stated in a dull voice as her eyes stayed focused on Kakashi.

"Come on Kakashi... show some sort of happiness. i have given you the perfect opportunity to woo Sakura chan and you're just sitting there reading you're perverted porn?" Tsunade thought idly, "men..."

Kakashi's leaned against the smooth surface of the wall. Sure, he seems perfectly fine, but in his head he had already killed Tsunade twice.

Maybe his ears tricked him? Yet knowing this vile woman, they probably didn't.

"What a wicked woman. Has no one ever told her to not mess around with a grown man's emotions?" Kakashi pondered as his attention could no longer focus on his precious since Tsunade and Genma had gotten kakashi drunk enough to reveal his small attraction toward Sakura it had been an ongoing battle with Tsunade.

1. She kept making Sakura give Kakashi physicals. very Detailed physicals.

"Does that woman honestly believe that there could be something wrong with me that i had to get 10 full body physicals in ONE MONTH? although the blush on Sakura's face was simply too cute."

2. She threw a small party. Small meaning only her, sakura, and him with a full box of hard liquor.

"Come to think of it, Sakura's no even legal enough to drink. poor girl couldn't even get out of bed the following day, but she was an adorable drunk"

3. Now she's making Kakashi marry Sakura.

"Sakura Hatake... Almost sounds a bit too perfect if i say so myself, however."

Kakashi's glance lingered toward Sakura as he tried to read what was on her face. Surprise. Shock. Nervousness. Ha...? Happiness? was she happy to get married to me?

"shit kakashi, why the hell are you acting like a teenage boy." he thought obviously annoyed at his strange behavior within the last few hours.

"Sakura- Chan" Tsunade asked clearly happy that she caught Kakashi eyes wondering to Sakura, "you're going to do the mission for me right?"

"Of course, Tsunade. I wouldn't refuse a mission. May i ask how are me and Kakashi... suppose to be married?"

"Oh, that. Well, i had already made the marriage contract the last time you two went on a mission So here is your marriage certificate, . As for the Honey Moon... i suppose i'll let you two decide what you want to do" she said letting out small giggles in between her last statement.

"Wait, we were already married before we even accepted or knew the mission?" Sakura cried as her eyes scanned over the piece of paper in front of her

"Sakura, i know i told you that noticing small detailings was what made a medical ninja, but it doesn't apply in real life. It makes you annoying in fact and i was bored sitting in a huge wrong all by myself with only stacks of papers to keep my company," Tsunade stated as she looked at Sakura who looked as though a tornado had already hit her.

"maybe you should work on your goddam job you old hag and not marry off people for your damn enjoyment" Sakura screamed in her head, almost as though inner Sakura had came back to her mind.

"And when," kakashi spoke as he walked next to Sakura, grabbing the paper from her hands and looking it over, "is this mission scheduled for?"

"3 Days from now. You and Sakura are to stay in character at all times. Given we have no information on the assassin, we don't know if they will be watching to see if you two are the happily married couple they want. We can't give a direct time span for this mission. it could be a month or even a year depending on when you two capture the Assassin, which is why I didn't want some perverted old man to be with Sakura"

"what happens after the mission though...?" Sakura asked, the question that was clearly in both hers and her former sensai's mind

"What happens afterward is up to you two. As of now you are a married and happy couple. You can decide if you want a divorce after the mission is complete or continue living your life together. Which reminds me, Konoha already knows you two are married, we just decided to keep you out of the loop. Isn't it great being Hokage? You tell everyone whoever spills gets banned and suddenly everyone is a willing follower" Tsunade said laughing to herself as she leaned over her desk to pull out a small box, "now get out of my office! i have a bottle of wine yearning for my attention" she stated as She watched Sakura's pink hair move silently toward the door, listening to the various cuss words that escaped her mouth.

"Oh and Kakashi," Tsunade said as the copy cat ninja eyed her

"You two need to be Very Convincing."

"Shit." was the only thing that ran through Kakashi's mind at that point

COMING UP : :

"You've always been there for me. Protecting me during missions, staying up with me when i couldn't fall asleep... so tell me Kakashi-Kun, why is it that your eyes always look so sad when you're with me"

kakashi looked at her and for a moment he honestly thought about what to say. Whatever he did say could lead to a lot of different endings.

"of course no one, but sakura, could have me acting like a teenage boy,"

Author note: given it's the mission briefing, i couldn't add a lot of funny things to it, on the other hand the next few chapters are gonna be very interesting and fun to write indeed indeed(:

Which i have already written out, i just need to go back and add in a few little things! .2 hot kisses. and a confession, wooooo(: Too bad it can't be the lemon yet, that's be a little too ooc