Mischief

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It was December, and only two weeks away from Christmas. The sidewalks and yards were covered with a blanket of snow, and everything seemed magical. Well, almost everything!

Sam, Che, and the rest of the rebels stomped through the halls, pushing aside the geeks and the nerd, and trudging past the popular girls. They were not people to be pushed. Muffling the sound of the jolly Christmas carols playing through the loudspeaker, their footsteps were loud and angry. And they were angry, indeed!

Sam just had come back from her ban, and had been put on probation. (A/N: Earlier chapter! Remember?) Now, the principal had also put the rest of the group on probation, too, for trying to forcefully get Sam out of it!

Missy leaned to Carly and whispered, "They're just angry that their on probationnnn! Hee hee!" Sam was furious. She stepped to Missy so that their noses almost touched and squinted. "I heard what you said. You are going to pay."

Flouncing off, Missy caught up to Carly and Melanie and shook herself. Sam had already begun planning. Whispering it to the other girls she was tingling with excitement. It had been so long since she pulled a prank!

The next day, Sam, Che, and the other rebel girls gathered at another one of Sam's friend's house. Her name was Allison. Allison the killer. She had a reputation.

Sam got out her special notebook on Allison's bed and drew out the plan. For a caption, she wrote, Get lots of mistletoe. Tie strings to each one. Sneak in ceiling with it. Open panel above prisses' head when they are right next to geeks, nerds, and gross boys. Then, with help of friends, lower so it's between each priss and each geek, nerd, or gross boy.

Che and the rest giggled with delight at the amazing and thoughtful plan of Sam Puckett's young, brilliant mind. (Oh God that was SO cheesy)

The next day, the girls ventured to the plants shop on Mist Lane. There were selling a holiday special deal on poinsettias and mistletoe, but they didn't care. They were prepared to steal!

Sneaking into the shop unnoticed was a challenge. The door had a little tiny bell that jingled every time the door was opened. But sneaky Sam and Che wandered in through the back door.

They got in through the employee door and crawled to the Christmas aisle when the saleslady was distracted. Grabbing bunches of mistletoe, they slipped out just as the saleslady looked up from the customer she was helping.

They got out to face the group, who were now beaming. "Go Sam and Che!" they half-whispered as they headed to a different girl's house. Her name was Tanya.

At Tanya's house, they planned out the fine details of the plan. The plan was for Allison and Sam to sneak up into the ceiling and for Tanya and Che to follow. Next, another two girls would come up to complete it. 6 geeks, nerds, and gross boys to make 6 prisses.

All of them cackled with laughter and delight. This was the best prank yet! Silently, they all imagined the prisses' faces – this was genius, pure genius!

The day of the prank, they crawled into the ceiling and waited for what seemed like an eternity until the time had come.

Sam suddenly realized one terrible thing – she had forgotten the mistletoe! Rushing towards the backpack hooks on the wall, she grabbed her backpack and bolted back up quick as a flash. The others silently applauded one they lowered down the strings of mistletoe one by one. They hung on hooks that they had found glued to the ceiling.

The last rebel, a small, spindly, weak, girl cried out about the mistletoe, because she was so weak she couldn't run – she had an abnormally loud voice, though. The prisses shrieked as their "dates" for the moment closed in on them.

Sam thought about the consequences – about time, actually. She decided to leave the scene and ditch the others. While Che, Tanya, Allison and the rest basked in their glory, Sam sprinted out the door, backpack in hand. A few stray pieces of mistletoe flew out as she made her mad dash.

The principal had just come out and had seen this – he/she (AN: OMG I forgot which – can someone help me?) picked some up and frowned ever so slightly. He/she went over the victims of the prank and pulled the boy away. The principal pushed them towards the restrooms and shoved the boys out the door, and shut it, trapping everyone else.

He/she explained to them that they were going to pull a prank on Sam, and everyone laughed and said that it was about time that "that dirty rotten filthy hunk of junk" learned a lesson! The rebels, still in the ceiling, listened intently – they were mad at Sam for ditching them, but they were still a group!

When everyone else left, they fled to Tanya's house and quickly called Sam – "The kids are gonna pull a prank on you from the back door, since that's where you always enter – I advise entering from a window, just in case they have backup at the front!

Sam thanked them and went to work with a counter-prank. A few hours later, she was munching some frozen ham pizza and thinking that she was ready… Boy, was she in for a big surprise!

The next day, Sam trudged to school and slipped in from her math teacher's window. But she must have had bad luck today because her math teacher was there! She crept to the door, watching with hawk eyes as the teacher graded paper after paper – hers being a D-, of course!

The teacher looked up just as Sam slid out the door with perfect timing. Little did Sam know that she wasn't really grading papers – she was watching Sam through a security camera!

The teacher swiftly banged a big red button, and sent a shower of vanilla-strawberry frosting onto Sam – she hated that flavor! She preferred dark, rich chocolate to girly-girl sweet flowery flavors like vanilla and strawberry!

Next came a flood of rainbow sprinkles – yuck! Or at least according to Sam they were yucky. Carly, Missy, and Melanie watched with jealousy as Sam brushed off the yummy sprinkles. At one point, Missy almost stopped Sam but thought better of it and stayed still.

The next and last batch of girly food was cherries! Bright red cherries, maroon ones, plump cherries, and shrimpy cherries! Rotten ones, ripe ones, stem-less ones and ones with the leaves still on them.

Sam groaned in agony and ran from the school, the prisses, ran from it all. She kicked a stone and went home for a shower – cutting school officially, at least for today.

After her showered, she threw away the cherries that lay on the floor of her shower. Groaning, she flopped onto her bed and snoozed away.

Seriously, guys! R&R! I accept anonymous reviews! Just – please! *starts crying* P-please…. For the c- children… F-for the sake of the c-children…*sniffle*.