Disclaimer: These are so annoying! No, don't own anything! Nuthin'! Zilch, nada! Comprende? Not the sodas' brands or any other snacks mentioned! They belong to their own brand!
A/N: Well, bordem told me to update, even without the votes for the characters so update I shall! (If you guys want you can still vote on a character, or I'll just go down my list.) So here we are the next chappie of Sugar Coated Chats! (High on whipped cream) xP
[Wind-Surfing-Dude24 has signed on]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Hello?
[Down2EarthCowboy has signed on]
Down2EarthCowboy: Howdy Rai
Wind-Surfing-Dude24:Hey Clay! How're you?
Down2EarthCowboy: Not bad… Still a bit sad 'bout the syrup (looks at plain pancakes) :(
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Err, have you ever thought of making your own? Or going out 2 buy some more?
Down2EarthCowboy: Oh yea. But still, it was saved 4 a special occasion.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Excuses excuses… Tsk tsk
[YellowDragon.01 has signed on]
YellowDragon.01: Hello my friends!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: …
Down2EarthCowboy: …
YellowDragon.01: Why are you not talking to me?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Clay, did you hear something? Oh, wait… no it was just the small yellow garbage truck taking our junk.
Down2EarthCowboy: (rubs head nervously)
YellowDragon.01: What yellow garbage truck? … Oh, are you getting your trucks and buses confused Raimundo?
Down2EarthCowboy: He's talkin bout u Omi. And yea he meant garbage truck.
YellowDragon.01: (thinks) I do not see the resemblance.
Down2EarthCowboy: He means u eat a lot.
YellowDragon.01: Really? Since when? Give me an example please.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24:OK, how about when you ate Kimiko's dad's sweets, Clay's blueberry syrup, and last but SO not least… MY DR. PEPPERS!
YellowDragon.01: (looks in head for memory) … I don't remember… (holds stomach) Ow… why does my tummy hurt like this?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Do you see the resemblance yet? You have a stomachache becuz of all of those sweets you ate!
YellowDragon.01: Hold on, it is coming to me. Ohh, yes. I remember all of those now. I was wondering why it was hard to open my mouth this morning… and why my teeth were brown and gooey… and little bit blue.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Eeww...
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed on]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Hey Kim!
Down2EarthCowboy: Howdy!
YellowDragon.01:Hello Kimiko!
FlamingHotChick26: Hey Clay! HeyRai! Hello person-I-won't-forgive _
YellowDragon.01: What was that last part?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Ur still pissed off 2 huh?
FlamingHotChick26: Yuh huh… but I did buy sum more sweets!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Cool, how'd your dad like them?
FlamingHotChick26: Um… he LOVED THEM! (eats a cookie)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Ooh where'd you get that cookie?
FlamingHotChick26: NOWHERE! Not like I got it from a nearby store to eat for myself and decide not to give Daddy sumthing! (nibbles on cookie in corner)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: O_o Reaaally? What did you get?
FlamingHotChick26: Stop yelling at me!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I'm not!
FlamingHotChick26: Yes you are! Waaaaah! Dx (cries)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: But I did-
FlamingHotChick26: BWAAAAAHH! (falls on floor)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Kim WHAT DID I DO?
FlamingHotChick26: (flips Rai off)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Did u… just virtually… flip me off?
FlamingHotChick26: Go suck on a cupcake!
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed off]
Down2EarthCowboy: (scratches head) Exactly wha jus' happened?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I have no idea whatsoever…
YellowDragon.01: Must be that time of the year.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: ... How do u know about that? And it's 'time of the month'.
YellowDragon.01: Most strange things happen to women. (flips pages of book)
Down2EarthCowboy: Whatcha readin' there Omi?
YellowDragon.01: This is a book called, "The Mysterious of Women: For Men"
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Where the heck did u find it?
YellowDragon.01: I bought it on this website called Amazon, when Dojo was on before he left.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Oh boy, maybe u would be better off with that "Ancient Guide to Females" book...
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed on]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: What was that about Kim?
FlamingHotChick26: I went into emo mode.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: But you're not emo.
FlamingHotChick26: Hey, it happens sometimes OK?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yeeaaah :/ What have you been eating today?
FlamingHotChick26: Does it really concern you?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: As a matter of fact, yes it does!
FlamingHotChick26: Ur yelling again!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (sigh) Okay then. I meant (in sweet voice) It does include me dearie, because I'm your best friend! (insert smiling Rai pic here)
YellowDragon.01: That was most great acting Raimundo
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Shhh!
FlamingHotChick26: Humph, well that's better. And anyway I've been eating a cookie or 2… (eats cookie) or 3
Down2EarthCowboy: Not 2 many, right?
FlamingHotChick26: Maaaaybe, maaaybe not! That's all I gotta say
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Well I guess a FEW can't hurt. Just not too many okKimi?
FlamingHotChick26:(goes crosseyed) _ huh?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Nvrmind.
[Lady's #1Dragon has signed on]
Lady's#1Dragon: Hey guys… (sniff)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yo Dojo! Why ya sad?
Lady's#1Dragon: Well, you know how Omi ate everyone's sweets yesterday?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yeaah…
FlamingHotChick26: Yup, and still mad at him! Twix! (eats candy)
Lady's#1Dragon: Well, he didn't mention it yesterday but...HE ATE MY BELOVED AND HIGHLY ADORED AND DELIGHTFUL... TAFFY COLLECTIOOOON!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: U keep a taffy collection? (sniggers)
Down2EarthCowboy: T-taffy?... (holds mouth close)
YellowDragon.01: A- A small collection of... (covers mouth)
FlamingHotChick26: HAHAHA! TAFFY? HAHA! Lmao! xD
Lady's#1Dragon: It's not funny! :( They were like my own small, colorful and stretchy children! I've had them for so long, I gave each of them a name.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Uh oh...
YellowDragon.01: How long Dojo?
Down2EarthCowboy: This ain't gonna be good.
Lady's#1Dragon: Well, I named each of them by their color so… Aka (the red 1) was 8 years old, Murasaki (purple) was 13 years old, Midori (green) was 17 and my favorite (sniffles) Shiro (white) was growing up with me over the years and was t-turning... Waaah! (blows nose)
FlamingHotChick26: How old is 'Waaah!' Dojo?
Lady's#1Dragon: Sorry, I meant he was turning 83.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Oh. My. Gods
Down2EarthCowboy: Omi? You aight buddy?
YellowDragon.01: Hold on a moment please...
YellowDragon.01 is AWAY and may not reply
FlamingHotChick26: Poor Omi, has to upchuck that taffy collection. Huh I wonder if u eat a lot of taffy it makes you throw up a My Little Pony...
Lady's#1Dragon: I'm pretty sure it doesn't, but you never know.
FlamingHotChick26: I should try that! I'll eat loooots of green ones and throw up a green pony! :D
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (turns 2 Clay) Does this look familiar to you?
Down2EarthCowboy: Omi and Kimiko throwing up? Not anythang I know of.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: No dude, I meant the way Kim's acting. Seem familiar?
Down2EarthCowboy: Oh. Omi was like this jus' yesterday right?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yup. And I'm getting suspicious…
YellowDragon.01: (sighs) I believe that was all.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Welcome back.
YellowDragon.01: Thank you. But I am curious, why did I regurgitate if taffy candy never goes bad?
FlamingHotChick26: That's easy! It's because evil dentists injected goblin tears in them, and they make whoever is a small yellow pig (Cough Cough) they will get sick and puke all over the place: Simple biology.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: (blinks) Wow... that was interesting?
Down2EarthCowboy: Alrighty then... (scratches chin)
Lady's#1Dragon: What a lie! Kimiko, if you actually want to lie make it believable. Like dragon scales or a walking tree's limb.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: How many sweets did you eat Kim?
FlamingHotChick26: Lemme count (turns to piles of wrappers) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 18, 23, 31, 42... I think... yup I ate exactly 65 treats!... (eats a Kit Kat) Make that 66.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Stop eating! Ur actin weird!
Down2EarthCowboy: 'Fraid he's right lil' lady. Too many treats will make you crazier than a ran over dog.
FlamingHotChick26: WHAAAAAAT? Now you ppl are calling me names? Well I never! Waaaaah! :,(
YellowDragon.01: Oh no! Are you speaking of the one that was crushed by the chicken? NOOOO!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: You gotta stop using that metaphor dude. It creates mood swings.
Down2EarthCowboy: Right, gotcha Rai.
Lady's#1Dragon: AHEM! Like I was saying before I was interrupted. The reason Omi didn't get sick is because of a magic chemical in the taffy.
YellowDragon.01: Is this information going to make me sick again in any way? (grabs bucket)
Lady's#1Dragon: No. It's called Oil of Years. It allows the user to make what ever they want stay fresh for however long they want. It was already in the taffy when I got them from this shop.
YellowDragon.01: Well that was simple. I guess the fact that I ate too many goodies was the reason for-
Lady's#1Dragon: Oh yeah, but it does call anyone else but the user to have some sort of reaction to the item that has the oil… Oops.
YellowDragon.01: (slams head on desk)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: You have to remember to let us know about this stuff Dojo. And BEFORE any of thiscan happen. (points 2 Omi and his bucket)
Lady's#1Dragon: Okay.
FlamingHotChick26: Hey guys, wanna know what I did 2daay?
YellowDragon.01: Sure Kimiko!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Omi NO!-
FlamingHotChick26: Okie dokie! Today I watched The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack and ate tooons of sugar and textd forward messages to everyone! :D
YellowDragon.01: Good for you! But what is this Flapjack you are talking about?
Down2EarthCowboy: It's a cartoon bout this mighty strange lil' sailor and his buddies. A tall blue guy, and a nice whale. Don't watch it tho, it scars ya for life.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yup. And what kind of text did u send your friends?
FlamingHotChick26: ... Done! I just sent u 1! Hold on a sec.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Got it. (reads text)
FlamingHotChick26: (nods) uh huh! uh huh! You liiike? xP
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: It says 'At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on'
Down2EarthCowboy: Not bad! Its all good. We jus thought you were gonna send misleading texts.
FlamingHotChick26: Like this? 'At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: O_O
FlamingHotChick26: Wait for it...
FlamingHotChick26: CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?'
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: What do u do all day? Look this stuff up for the best 1?
YellowDragon.01: I don't understand either of them.
Down2EarthCowboy: GOOD! STAY LIKE THAT!
FlamingHotChick26: Noo silly! I spend my time going to Candy Mountain with Charlie the Unicorn! That's soo much more fun!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Oh man...
Lady's#1Dragon: I'm getting nervous for you guys. Is this like a virus of somesort that you guys passed on to each other? Cuz first it was Omi and now Kimiko. The 2 people I never thought of going crazy like this.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: I dunno, but you won't catch me acting psychotic anytime soon _
FlamingHotChick26: Gaaaah! I gtg!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Why? 4got to take some meds?
FlamingHotChick26: Nooo! These damn ducks won't stop poking on my window!
Down2EarthCowboy: Aw they ain't gonna do u no harm Kimiko, they jus lil' birds.
FlamingHotChick26: Not these O_o They will kill us all.
YellowDragon.01: Why is that? And how did a duck follow you home?
FlamingHotChick26: I think I left a trail of fish crackers here. Meh (shrugs) But have you ever looked a duck in the eye?
YellowDragon.01: Yes
FlamingHotChick26: Xplain to me why they so... so...
YellowDragon.01: Insecure? Weak? Cute?
FlamingHotChick26: No freakin way! They look so... haunting!
Lady's#1Dragon: Hm, how? (brings out lounge chair and notebook)
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: This again?
Lady's#1Dragon: (Nods) Sit on this chair please Kim.
FlamingHotChick26: Okie dokie! (sits on chair)
Lady's#1Dragon: So hey, I'm Dojo your podiatris. And I would like to know your troubles.
Down2EarthCowboy: Um, Dojo unless she's finnaget medical help on her foot, I'm guessin ya mean counselor.
Lady's#1Dragon: Oh yeah, I forgot. Anyway, back to you Kimiko.
FlamingHotChick26: Okay long story short: A small yellow vacuum cleaner ate my sweet daddy's treats and now I ate some that I meant to give to him and I'm having a duck problem... (stares window) They r still there -_-
Lady's#1Dragon: Mhmm, okay... (writes notes) interesting... which means that she has turned into... AN EMO! :D I am brilliant!
YellowDragon.01: A what?
Down2EarthCowboy: Haha! What a Dojo!
FlamingHotChick26: (throws a sour patch at Dojo) Am not!
Lady's#1Dragon: Ooh! Sour Patch! My favorite!
FlamingHotChick26: (snatches candy back) Nvrmind, I'm going to need that back.
Lady's#1Dragon: Aw! :(
FlamingHotChick26: Those ducks r sill there and I can't take it anymore! (opens window) GO AWAY!... Oh snap, someone get the daggers! Get them!
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed off]
Down2EarthCowboy: Alright... she's gone to take care o' a bird problem.
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Hey, u 3. Wanna make a bet on who's gonna besuga-crazy next?
Down2EarthCowboy: Sure
YellowDragon.01: Okay!
Lady's#1Dragon: (sighs) The young years of legal gambling. I miss them dearly. Well, I would live to, but I have a water arobics class to get to. See ya!
[Lady's#1Dragon has signed off]
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Huh (shrugs) his lost. Okay, here are your choices: Clay, Omi, Dojo, or me?
Down2EarthCowboy: I have a couple o' ppl to add!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: K, lay them on me.
Down2EarthCowboy: Alright: Spicer and Jermaine
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Not sure about Jermaine, but go 4 it!
YellowDragon.01: Oooh! I have someone!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Who?
YellowDragon.01: Chase Young!
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: -_-' There r sooo many reasons that's not possible, but if it makes it easier for me to win, go with it... I guess
Down2EarthCowboy: Aight, I gotta buckle down for a rodeo comin up y'all. Rai, real quick what's tha reward?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: K, the reward will be that the losers will send the winner a bottle of blueberry syrup, a box of assorted cookies, a packet of salt water taffy (regular) and finally, a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper. Any questions?
Down2EarthCowboy: So the winner will get the blueberry syrup?
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Yup, thought I made that pretty clear.
Down2EarthCowboy: O u did pardner, just wanted to read those words again...
Wind-Surfing-Dude24: Okay, well good luck to u 2, and c ya soon
Down2EarthCowboy: C ya
YellowDragon.01: Good bye
[Wind-Surfing-Dude24 has signed off]
[Down2EarthCowboy has signed off]
[YellowDragon.01 has signed off]
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed on]
FlamingHotChick26: Kay, its over! ... Hellooo? Guys? Aw man, they left me! x( Fine, I'll burn the dead ducks by myself then!
[FlamingHotChick26 has signed off]
A/N: Its once again a VERY long chappie -_- Ugh, I can't help it! Its so fuuun to write the ppl OOC! Ooooh, and wait til the next chapter! x) Hehe! Byea!
