A/N: I... -sniff- ...didn't ... get... any... reviews! -SOB-
Oh well, here's the next chapter.

Warnings: Someone hits his/her head... that can, defiantly, not mean anything good! .
A lil' minor swearing, I mean seriously, a swear that basically every 6-year old uses nowadays.


"Malfoy, what the hell?!" shouted Harry.

"Hey, just because I am a jerk" ('foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach,' Hermione muttered) "does not mean that I'm a bad guy!" Malfoy retorted.

"Don't worry, Harry," Luna said in her vague voice. "He can come. Shall we go, Professor Dumbledore?"

"If you're ready, why certainly you may," replied Dumbledore, before he sat down onto the cow, which was lying beside the Hufflepuff table. Did I mention his name? He is Johnny. Johnny Depp. (A/N: -evil cackle-)

Luna grabbed Harry by the arm. "Let's go," she said, still dreamily. She started dragging him out from the Great Hall as he was hiccoughing.

Draco indicated to Hermione and Ron to the doors of the Great Hall. Hermione put on a poker-face and poked him hard in the arm as she walked by. "Ouch!"

Ron just shot a death-glare at him standing in front of him. So Malfoy followed, only to be tripped be him.

"I hate you..." he mumbled as he got up (A/N: I know, it is very OOC, but for god's sake!; this is a parody!) and followed and joined the other foursome, who were already outside the castle, in the school grounds.

"I wonder where we'll go...?" sighed Luna.

"Waaait-wait-wait-wait," Ron said. "Let's get this straight; you decided to go on this mission thingamajig without any idea what to do?"

"Uh-huh," Luna answered, not sounding like she found anything wrong with that.

"Maybe we could go somewhere with a portkey," Hermione confided.

"May I ask where?" Draco asked.

"For the first time in my life, I agree with Malfoy," Ron said dully.

Harry just stood a hiccoughed, staring blankly at the ground.
"What the heck is wrong with Harry?" Ron added.

"I suppose it's just the after affects of the new coffee," Hermione told him stiffly.

"So where d'you suppose Voldemort would keep about two hundred litres of coffee?" asked Malfoy.

He said something wrong; this caused a wave of ideas.
"A swimming pool!"
"A massive jug?"
"Inside a whale!"
"Piled in small jugs a big room?"

"I KNOW WHERE!" Ron cried out. "In..."
He took a long dramatic pause.

"Charlie's Chocolate Factory!"

"Right..." said Hermione with uncertainity. "I see you read Muggle children's fiction?"

Ron blushed.
"No..."

"Yes, sure," Hermione smirked.

"Ahem."
They were interrupted by Luna's voice.

"I think I am the leader of this mission, so let's get to it! We're going to the Wonka Chocolate Factory."

Silence...
???

"I think I want to quit," Draco chimed up.
Hermione slapped him.
"What the-" //a loud beep echoed through the world// "Granger?! Whaddidy get that for?"

Luna giggled. There was a red handprint on Malfoy's cheek.

"Stop acting like a baby or I'll kick your pureblood butt!" she yelled.
Not just Malfoy, but Ron too, recoiled a little.

"Ah, don't worry Won-Won, I love you, you shouldn't be afraid," Hermione told Ron with a smile.

Draco muttered something under his breath.

Hermione's eyes threateningly blazed. "What did you say?" she said softly, a fake smile on her lips.

Malfoy looked frightened.
"Nothing," he said.

"BUT I HEARD IT!" she yelled.

"If you heard it then why did you ask 'what did you say', huh?"

"WHO CARES?"

"I do!"

"Well, uh, JUST SHUT UP."

"Like I'll do that," Draco smirked.

Hermione flipped her hair vividly. "FINE! If you don't want to shut your big mouth, then apologize!"

"For what?" asked Malfoy innocently.

"Oh, you know it very well – for calling me a 'frumpy nerd'!"

"So you want me to lie?" Draco droned.
"Oh, THAT IS IT, MALFOY!" Hermione pulled out her wand in half a second, and within the other half she pointed it at him.

"Haha," Harry said a little drearily, "it's just like that when back at that time, haha, when, back then, haha, you punched him, hahaha!" He collapsed to the ground in a fit of giggles.

Ron eyed Harry cautiously, and looked to Hermione. "Is he alright?"

"I'm sure he is," she said, before turning her attention back to Malfoy, who whimpered a little.
"You don't know how much I'd like to Crucio your ass right now," she said, her eyebrows 'raised with attitude, bro'.

Luna coughed loudly. "We are supposed be on a mission to get back the coffee, are we not?"
She looked to Hermione. "If we get it back, I won't care, you can Crucio him all you want."
(A/N: omg Luna sounds evil now! .)

"Fine," Hermione said sulkily.

"Let's go... west!" Luna said, dragging Harry up from the ground who was still giggling.

Hermione tripped. She hit her head into a log. Though, I've no idea how a log is in a plain... oh well- she hit her head into a log!
"Oh, ah, hellooo...!" she said.


A/N: Dun dun dun DUUUUUUN!
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