It's J. Walker-Gordon with another song parody! This time it's from Frozen! The song is Fixer Upper, and well, it takes place after the end of Season 3 and before the start of Season 6. Hope you guys like it!


(Italics mean speaking parts)

Edna: What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?

Is it the clumsy way he walks?

Ed: Or the high-pitched way he talks?

Edna: Or the plastic square-shaped

Weirdness of his feet?

Ed: And though we know he invents well

It always ends up sort of badly.

Edna: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as

Both: Sensitive and sweet!

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,

So he's got a few flaws.

Edna: Like his peculiar brain dear,

Ed: His thing with that dragon

Both: That's a little outside of nature's laws!

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,

but this we're certain of

You can fix this fixer-upper

Up with a little bit of love!

Jay: Can we please just
stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here.

Edna: I'll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?

Ed: Or that he has too little cares?

Edna: Or that he only likes sing in the shower?

Nya:Umm...

Ed: Are you holding back your

Fondness due to his awkward weirdness

Edna: Or the way he covers

Up that he's the honest goods?

Both: He's just a bit of a fixer-upper,

He's got a couple of bugs

Both: Like his comic obsession

Or his confession

For his desperation of healing hugs!

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,

But we know what to do

The way to fix up this fixer-upper

Is to fix him up with you!

Jay: ENOUGH! She has feelings
for someone else, okay?!

(blink, blink)

Edna: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,

Ed: That's a minor thing.

Edna: Her quote "Feelings" is unappealing

Ed: And by the way she doesn't have a ring!

Both: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,

Her brain's a bit betwixt

Get the admirer out of the way and

The whole thing will be fixed.

Edna: (To Nya) We're not sayin' you can change him,

'Cause people don't really change.

We're only saying that love's a force

That's powerful and strange.

People make bad choices if they're mad,

Or scared, or stressed.

Throw a little love their way.

Both: And you'll bring out their best.

True love brings out the best!

Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,

That's what it's all about!

We need each other

To raise us up and round us out.

Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,

But when push comes to shove.

Ed:
The only fixer-upper fixer

That can fix a fixer-upper is

Both:

True! true!

True, true, true!

Love (True love)

Love, love, love, love, love

Love! (True love!)

True...

Priest: (Wonder where he came from..) Do you, Nya, take Jay to be your

lawfully wedded-

Nya: Wait, what?!

Priest: You're getting married!

Ed and Edna: Love!


A/N: I can tell that Ed and Edna are Jaya fans... (Hee hee.) Thank you to those who reviewed on Ninjago: A Kindergarten Story!

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