It's J. Walker-Gordon with another song parody! This time it's from Frozen! The song is Fixer Upper, and well, it takes place after the end of Season 3 and before the start of Season 6. Hope you guys like it!
(Italics mean speaking parts)
Edna: What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumsy way he walks?
Ed: Or the high-pitched way he talks?
Edna: Or the plastic square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Ed: And though we know he invents well
It always ends up sort of badly.
Edna: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as
Both: Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he's got a few flaws.
Edna: Like his peculiar brain dear,
Ed: His thing with that dragon
Both: That's a little outside of nature's laws!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Jay: Can we please just
stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here.
Edna: I'll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Ed: Or that he has too little cares?
Edna: Or that he only likes sing in the shower?
Nya:Umm...
Ed: Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his awkward weirdness
Edna: Or the way he covers
Up that he's the honest goods?
Both: He's just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He's got a couple of bugs
Both: Like his comic obsession
Or his confession
For his desperation of healing hugs!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Jay: ENOUGH! She has feelings
for someone else, okay?!
(blink, blink)
Edna: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Ed: That's a minor thing.
Edna: Her quote "Feelings" is unappealing
Ed: And by the way she doesn't have a ring!
Both: So she's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the admirer out of the way and
The whole thing will be fixed.
Edna: (To Nya) We're not sayin' you can change him,
'Cause people don't really change.
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they're mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Both: And you'll bring out their best.
True love brings out the best!
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
That's what it's all about!
We need each other
To raise us up and round us out.
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Ed:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix a fixer-upper is
Both:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Priest: (Wonder where he came from..) Do you, Nya, take Jay to be your
lawfully wedded-
Nya: Wait, what?!
Priest: You're getting married!
Ed and Edna: Love!
A/N: I can tell that Ed and Edna are Jaya fans... (Hee hee.) Thank you to those who reviewed on Ninjago: A Kindergarten Story!
#God'sNotDead #NinjaNeverQuit #SpeakLife
