Disclaimer: If Harry Potter was owned by me, Fred would be alive, Neville would've married Luna, Umbridge would be dead, and Harry would've named Albus Severus 'Albus Arthur Potter' or 'Remus Rebeus Potter'. Summary: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER, JK ROWLING (THE HARRY POTTER QUEEN) DOES!
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Underlined is Ron
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ALWAYS - UNTIL THE VERY END - ALWAYS
Ron?
Yesssss??
Lavender is looking at me weirdly.
First Snape, now Lavender. Who's next on your 'future killers' list?
Hermione, remember?
She was always on your future killers list.
It was only a few essays I forgot to do, not a lot!
Anyway, what did you do to make Lavender murderous?
She's not looking at me like she wants kill me.
Then how else is she looking at you?
I think . . .
You think?
She's sort of twirling her hair . . .
And?
She's sort of got a dreamy look in her eyes . . .
And?
She's sort of . . .
Sort of what?
RON.
Super Ron is here!
SHE JUST BLEW ME A KISS.
WHAT?
AND...
WHAT?
*GULPS*. . . GIGGLED.
No!
Yes!
No!
She did!
But what can that mean?
Dear Merlin . . .
HERMIONE!
You called?
Help!
. . . I'm glad to be of service?
It's Lavender!
What about her?
SHE BLEW ME A KISS!
She blew you a . . . WHAT?!
A . . . A KISS!
Oh dear.
What β "oh dear!"
I don't think this is good.
WHAT?
I said that this isn't good.
No, you WROTE it.
Lay off, Ronald.
Jeez, fine! I'm just trying to help my friend in crisis mode!
Crisis mode?! She just blew a kiss!
It IS crisis mode! I'm about to hyperventilate!
Calm down.
I WILL NOT! I AM ABOUT TO CRY!
You little baby.
It's not funny, Ron!
Oi! You were the one telling him to "calm down!"
I didn't know he would need to be medically tranquil!
He would be β what?
Urgh! Isn't it obvious, Ronald? He needs a Calming Draught.
We don't have a Calming Draught.
Congratulations, you figured it out.
It was just a darn air kiss!
IT WAS NOT! SHE GIGGLED! AND β AND WINKED!
She winked?
YES!
What's wrong with winking?
WHAT IF SHE LIKES ME???!!!!
I like you, you're my best friend.
He means the snogging-way, Ronald.
Ewwww! I don't like you then!
Well, thanks, Ron!
I meant in the snogging-way!
I DON'T CARE WHICH WAY YOU MEANT! I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF A TEN-METER RADIUS OF THAT LOVESICK STALKER!
You're being quite melodramatic, Harry. Lavender isn't a stalker.
Yeah, stalking requires you to see the stalkee, and if Lavender winked she had one eye closed. That means she couldn't see you for a few seconds.
. . . Very strange, but all right, Ronald . . .
THAT'S IT!
( 30 seconds later . . .)
. . . Did Harry actually just leave the Charms classroom?
What do you think?
Bloody hell!
How rude and disrespectful!
Jeez, sorry, it was just a word!
No, I mean walking out of the classroom!
I'd have done it!
RONALD!
What?
I cannot believe you!
Yes, you can.
Oh . . . I guess I can . .
Charms is too haaaaarrrrdddd!
It is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
It is not!
That's because you're Hermione!
I don't know whether to be offended or flattered.
Er . . . let's go with "flattered" for my sake and yours.
Charms is a CHALLENGE, RON! Challenges are good!
Fine, fine.
It is! Well, they are!
Right. I know. It is.
I'm not satisfied.
Since when have you been?
Hmph! Charms is a CHALLENGE, RON!
Yeah, it sure is for Harry, the poor guy, with winking girls everywhere.
I am so done with you, Ron!
You're not serious.
Oh dang, you are.
So, how'd you like it? This took a while.
Please RR, and please tell me what you liked and disliked about this chapter, as it would help me out a lot!
Peace out.
