I'm falling.

...

...

...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"God! WHY DIDN'T YOU DROP ME OFF ON THE GROUUUUUUUUUND!"

Skip to when he's on the ground...

Hah~ You have no idea how funny that was!

Oh god, why are you so rude to me?

Get serious! Look at where you am! You are not close to civilization.

You. Are. In. The. Grimm. Infested. Woods.

Good luck...

and don't die...

Well, seeing as how he just left me with those kinds words of encouragement lets get with it. Think... think! What were the commands that were used in those novels! Oh right!

Status!

Name : (Unknown)

Level : 3 (150/1200 EXP for next level)

Age : (Mental) 22

Age : (Physical) 14

Health : 1000(Regenerate 10/5 seconds out of combat)

Aura : *LOCKED*

Stamina : 200 / 200 (Regenerate 1/2 seconds in combat and 10/sec out of combat)

Strength : 20 * 4 = 80

Dexterity : 15 * 4 = 60

Endurance : 14 * 4 = 56

Intelligence : 18

Wisdom : 20

Luck : ?

Status Points (SP) : 15

Skill Points : 0

A man brought through time, wondering where he will go and what will happen to him in the future.

Currently feeling : Confused, and surprised.

How convenient...

"Growllll..."

Lets check out our inventory~

INVENTORY

Gods Gift x 1

God-Forged Great sword x 1

Bread x 10

Water bottle x 10

Lets just equip the swor-

A force slammed into me from the back - I turned around and there was a Beowulf there, standing on its legs with blood dripping from its claws. Its red eyes glaring at me, waiting for another chance to pounce on me.

Ding~

Congratulations! You got a skill!

Observe

Cost : None

Think or say observe to see the targets information.

(Target has to be within 10 levels or see his or her stats and information, and within 100 levels to see his or her level.)

Shit! SHIT! NOW IS NOT THE TIME! Quickly!

INVENTORY!

Equip the sword! EQUIP THE FUCKING SWORD!

"HAHA! What now, you stupid wolf! I've got a blade now!"

I know what you're thinking - Why is he talking shit to a wolf that probably cant understand him?

Well, it's the only way to cope in a forest filled with insane fucking monsters!

Observe!

Beowulf

Level : 10

Health : 1500

Grimm Aura : 150

Stamina : ∞

Strength : 15

Dexterity : 20

Endurance : 10

Intelligence : 2

Wisdom : 2

On kill : 1050 EXP and 1-100 Lien

Well then! Lets get this fight started!

Dash.

Cut. -100.

Dodge

Cut. -100.

Retreat.

Dodge.

Cut. -100.

DODGE. -150

CUT!

Critical strike!

Damage * 10!

- 1000

One more...

CUT! -100!

Ding~

Level up!

+5 status points!

And that's enough for me today...

And then I saw no more.

Lets just get a time skip because i'm lazy as fuck...

It's been weeks out in these woods since I was first dropped here. I've improved now - I even got my level higher than the strongest thing in this forest.

Or so I thought, until today.

Observe.

Ursa Rex

Level : 150

Man... my day just keeps getting worse and worse...


This was the last gag chapter. I promise.

The rest of the chapters will be serious, the first two were just jokes. They are still part of the story, just added a little funny twist. Let me know what you think in the reviews or by PM.

:)