One week after the incident with the blue child the wary defence teacher found himself witnessing another divide between muggle-born students and wizarding ones except this time it was the wizarding born children who were backing away nervously. Like Remus himself they didn't seem to know what to make of the thing in front of them.

The creature stood at 6 feet tall. Its body a sickly shade of pink and mottled with patches of yellow.

Large green eyes appeared crazed and unfocused above a disturbingly wide grin that had even Remus feeling nervous.

At the front of the room Timothy stood shaking, shoulders squared and trying to be brave.

The muggle born students stayed where they were. Not afraid so much as confused, perhaps even a little amused by the sight.

"Dude..." Simon Prelli ventured, taking the initiative to speak on behalf of all the muggle-born's present "...are you seriously scared of Mr fucking Blooby?"

Timothy's answer was lost in the cacophony of laughter from the other muggle-born's and the boggart Mr Blobby (whatever that is) retreated into the wardrobe.


I know Mr Blobby isn't a movie monster but I know a lot of people find him creepy so I thought this would be funny to include. (Not sure if my American readers were ever exposed to the horror of Mr Blobby or if that was just a British thing?)