=== Be Karkat.
As you sit in your hive, thinking how to tell Nep, you come up with nothing. Until, you get up and check your grubtop. Kanaya had tried to get your attention, this better be good or shit will be flipped.
grimAuxilatrix [GA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
GA: Karkat
GA: I Must Tell You Something
CG: WHAT YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK
GA: Remember How You Told Me You Were Flushed For Nepeta
CG: GET ON WITH IT
GA: I Do Believe I Have Set Up A Good Opporotunity For You To Express Yourself
CG: KANAYA WHAT THE FUCK
CG: I SAID DON'T TELL HER AND WHAT DO YOU DO
CG: YOU FUCKING TELL HER YOU SHITSTAIN
GA: No Karkat
GA: I Did Not Spread Your Words Of Love
GA: She Is Flushed For You As Well
GA: Currently She Is Going To The Flower Shop To Buy You Flowers
CG: WHAT ABOUT IT
GA: You Can Meet Her There And Buy Her Flowers
GA: Then Tell Her How You Feel
CG: FINE
CG: NOW CLOSE THE FUCKING CHAT
CG: I'VE GOT FLOWERS TO BUY
grimAuxilatrix [GA] ceased trolling grimAuxilatrix [GA]
Well, fuck. Now you've got about 5 minutes to run half a mile, so you're going to be a sweaty shitfest when you get there.
Fucking.
Fantastic.
=== skip forwards 5 minutes! we dont have time for running!
As you slowly huff and gasp your way to the flower shop, you get a drink from a vending machine. You might as well sit on the bench next to the shop, you're tired and Nepeta's not here yet.
=== NO TIME FOR SITTING! 2 MINUTES LATER!
You stand up and stretch, and walk into the store to buy some flowers. Yellow, Bronze, Burgundy... Aha! Olive. You pick a bouquet and walk up to the store, where you see a fuzzy, blue tail.
wait.
You run to the farthest corner of the store to collect your thoughts. SHIT THIS IS BAD, VERY VERY BAD. You think to yourself. You take a few deep breaths, and think what you should do. 2 options here, either A, say hi and walk away, or B, go up with the flowers and explain your feelings. Considering yourself a pussy, you flip a coin. Heads, A. Tails, B. Tails. So, with a swagger in your step, you strut up to the counter, next to Nepeta, who also has flowers, but you can't see the color. But you can see the floor as you fall due to yourself tripping on a precariously placed foot, and said foot being owned by the troll you came here to find. You land with a thud on the floor, and get up, as Nepeta tries to comfort you, not knowing who you are.
":33 Are you alright sir?"
"FUCKING PEACHY."
":DD KARKITTY!"
"FU-"
you muttered, as she tackle-hugged you. Hot damn she's cute. Well, here goes nothing.
"HELLO NEPETA."
":33 Hey karkitty!"
"STOP WITH THE CAT NAMES."
":(( okay..."
"GOD DAMMIT ITS FINE OK"
":33 good!"
"NOW, NEPETA, I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING THATS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR YEARS."
you blush, and she just looks confused.
"I'M FUCKING FLUSHED FOR YOU."
Well, fuck. She tackle-KISSES you this time, still slamming your head against the ground, as she reveals:
":33 flushed for you too, karkitty!"
however, you are still in a store, and the owner of said area is very, very, confused. To save him time, you and Nepeta just slink out the door, talk about it, and walk (Thank fuck,) to your hive, where you and your crush just crash on the couch watching romcoms and kissing.
"FLUSHED FOR YOU."
":33 flushed for you too!"
she said, as she bent her tail into a heart.
