I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or the song 'Bad Romance' and the showdown that they are doing is from the show 'The Apprentice' I think.


The girl appeared from the portal. She looked at the sky and saw something black and something that was long and green flying to the sky,

"The wu is as good as mine losers!" Jack yelled at the Xiaolin Dragons.

"A-ha," the girl said as she jumped off the rock and ran towards the shimmering object that was located on a big rock. Omi jumped off of Dojo and ran towards the wu. So did Jack. They touched it at the same time.

"Jack Spicer," Omi began, "I chall-"

"Hold on who's that?" Jack interrupted as he saw another hand on the wu. The girl appeared from the rock. "Oh hey a showdown," she said.

"Dear friend," Omi said, "what is your name?"

"I don't think you need to know my name," the girl told him.

"But its a showdown and we have to say each others' names," Omi told her.

"Why don't we just sit down and sip tea and get to know each other?" the girl suggested as she rolled her black eyes that landed on Jack. "Oh," she said when she saw him, "hello there." She batted her eyes.

"Uh, hi," Jack said.

"You want to know my name cheese ball?" the girl asked Omi as she towered over him, "then its Melody," she said as she threw her head back and her blond hair flowed with the wind.

"My name is not 'cheese ball' my name is Omi," Omi told her.

"I know," Melody told him, "are we going to showdown or get to know each other."

"Fine," Omi said, "Melody and Jack."

"I love the sound of that," Melody muttered to herself.

"I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is 'Truth.'"

"Didn't we do this last time?" Jack asked him.

"Yes," Melody whispered to herself.

"Well I accept," Jack said and he looked at Melody.

When Melody saw him she completely blushed. "I-I accept too," she stuttered.

"Let's go Xiaolin Showdown!" the three of them yelled.

This time, instead of balloons the three of them were standing on bubbles.

"Gong Yin Tampai!" Omi and Jack yelled at each other.

"Jack Spicer," Omi said to Jack, "did you steal our wu?"

"For the last time," Jack said, "no!"

The bubbles turned and it said 'true.'

Omi turned around and looked at Melody. "I don't know much about you dear friend so I'll go easy on you. Are you a villain?"

"The truth is 'no,'" Melody said. "But I will be one soon."

The bubble turned and it said 'true.'

"My turn," Meldoy said, "Omi are you as pompous as people say you are."

"Why I don;t know the meaning of that word," Omi said, "but I assure you that I am not at all. I am the greatest Xiaolin Warrior of the generation."

The bubble turned and it said 'false.' The bubble popped and Omi lost.

"Ha," Melody laughed, "kid doesn't know what the word 'pompous' means."

"So it's only you and me now," Jack said, "Melody, where did you get that shirt?" he asked as he pointed to the red Frankenstein shirt that she was wearing.

"This I got at the 'Soon-to-be Evil Villain' store," Melody told him.

The bubble said 'true.'

"No way!" Jack exclaimed, "I have the same shirt."

"Oh my gosh me too," Melody said, "this is so awesome. Anyway, Jack, do you consider yourself a genius and that you will soon rule the world just like that?" she asked as she snapped her fingers.

"YES!" Jack said proudly. The bubble turned and it said 'true.'

"Well do you need help from a sidekick possibly?" she asked as she stood up on her tip-toes.

"I don't know," he answered her, "but I think I'll do just fine."

"Is that so?" Melody asked him.

"Hey you asked me twice. It's my turn," he said, "I don't know what else to ask you?"

"Well let me ask you while you think," Melody told him, "Jack, your favorite villain is Chase Young and you are obsessed with him. Do you love him?"

"No I do not!" Jack snapped, "wait how do you know that?" the bubble turned and said 'true.'

"How do I explain this to a genius who couldn't even figure out who I was?" Melody said as she tapped her chin. "Oh hey, is this smell familiar," she said as she took out her favorite perfume and spritzed some into the air.

Jack smelled it and shook his head. "No. Familiar but...no idea."

"Okay what about this? CupcakeCutie?"

"I totally hate that person right now," Jack said, "she was Katnappe. The poor excuse of a fur ball. Can you believe it?"

Melody crossed her arms to her chest. "Well what about this? 'Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute,' oh hey, and what about 'you know that I want you, and you know that I need you, I want it bad your bad romance," she sang.

"Familiar but no," Jack told her.

Melody put her hands on her hips. "Genius," she said as she rolled her eyes and shook her head, "anyway she jumped to another bubble and landed on the one that Jack was on, "what about this?" she took out the photograph that she kissed and showed it to him. Jack saw it and his yes almost bulged out of their sockets.

"You?" he asked. "YOU'RE THE STALKER!"

"Right on cutie," Melody said.