"Last time, on Total Drama!" Chris opened with a quick recap montage beginning immediately with a of every camper getting off their boat. "We gave a warm welcome to are old and last set of campers. Some were happy to see their fellow campers from past seasons." Chris said as a clip was played of Gwen running up to hug Cody. "But there were a few campers who were not...to thrilled to see one another." Chris explained over a clip of Beth and Heather in a heated argument. And it was...awesome! I think this is going to be are best season yet, right here on TOTAL...DRAMA...SENDOFF."
(Fade to Opening Theme)
The music starts and Four spotlights and cameras come out of the grass then from a tree, the last two knocking down a beaver and a squirrel. Then a clapperboard clamps down, and the camera starts moving through forest past Chris sipping on a coffee
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, you guys are on my mind
(The camera moves up the mountain side at a very fast pace guiding through sever pine trees and wildlife until it reaches the top. When the camera reaches the cliff face then jumps into the water landing in a hoop as it goes in the water)
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see,
(Cody is currently underwater trying to swim away from fang, when all of a sudden Heather comes in on a motorboat and smacks fang on the nose with a paddle. As she pulls Cody onto the boat she has a worried looked on her face, but before she could have said anything Fang was chomping onto to the motor of the boat making the whole thing explode sending Cody and Heather soaring through the air)
I wanna be famous.
(Its cuts to Dave and Sky arguing with each other somewhere in the forest when someone from above throws a balloon filled with honey on top of both of them, and as Dave runs to the nearest bathroom screaming like a girl Sky just sighs and looks above to see where the honey came from. The shot cuts to Duncan on top of a cliff laughing at his prank but then Dawn tugs on his ear as she motions for him to go down the mountain)
I wanna live close to the sun,
(Jo and Lightning are rock climbing on opposite sides of a waterfall when out nowhere when Cody falls on top of Jo and Heather falls onto of Lightning and they all fall into the water below screaming.)
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won
(Harold is seen showing a uninteresting Anne Maria his Karate move on a log)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day.
(Dave, with the honey still all over his face, knocks Harold and Anne Maria over sending them into the water below as he's running blindingly across the log failing his arms around until he runs into the outhouse confessional knocking Zoey out of it)
Cause, I wanna be famous!
(Chef is whistling innocently while stirring what seems to be a pot of green sludge, then glares back at Sam because his gameguy is making too much noise so he takes his gameguy and throws it in the pot of green sludge. The shots cuts to Beth sitting next to Sam patting him on the back as Sam has a sad look on his face)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
(Noah is seen on the pier reading a book while on top of Bricks back as he's doing push-ups)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Further on the pier we can see Max laughing evilly in front of the camera until Sugar pushes him off the dock so she can have the spotlight. Before she speaks she farts and has a sheepish grin on her out of embarrassment)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(We finally fade into the campfire in the night, where everyone is seated. We then get a close up of Courtney and Gwen blushing towards one another as their faces get closer, until Topher ruins the moment as he gets right into the camera face as he wants to be in spotlight. Pissed at Topher, Courtney kicks him in the kiwis. Everyone, but Topher and Courtney whistle on tune with a disturbed looks on their faces as they watched what happened to Topher. The camera zooms out show the whole cast, including Chris, and the title Total Drama Sendoff)
(Fade to Episode)
The episode opened with a lilting tune as the scene faded into a close-up of Chris face. The camera cut the close and showed the whole cast on the dock.
"So, since everyone is present and accounted for, let's-
"Well it's about time." Heather said cutting Chris off from what he was going to say. "I've been on this dumb dock for almost 20 minutes! Can we just get into team already and start the challenge." She said.
Everyone was taken aback by this, but Chris for some reason was smiling.
"Well I was going to give you guys the whole day to unpack, get comfy, and just get ready for tomorrow. But, since Heather is so eager to get started, let's do the challenge right now. Chris told the group of campers.
Everyone groaned, then they all started to glare at Heather.
"Hehehe." Heather chuckled nervously. "Opps...my bad."
(Confessional: Heather)
"Well that could've gone better." she groans. "People here already don't like me, now I'm only adding on to the pile. I swear the universe is out to get me or something." Heather sighed as she crossed her arms.
The scene changed to forest as Chris led the group to an open area with a few crates lying around.
"Ok, this challenge you guy are about to take part in is called, Sleep Tag." Chris said through his megaphone.
Beth raised her hand. "Uhh, Chris. Why is it called Sleep Tag? Beth asked.
"Well I'm glad you'd asked Beth." Chris said with his cheesy smile. "So this is how it'll work, each person will grab a tranquilizer gun from one of these crates." Chris said as he pats to one of crates. "Oh, before I forget to mention, you'll be provided with as much ammo as you need so don't worry about conserving ammo, and go nuts." Chris said
A few of campers smirked at the last statement that Chris statement
"Ok, Ok." Chris said with a sly grin. "I see we have a few you that'll have a field with that piece of info. Anyway the catch for this challenge is that I won't be disclosing who's on who's team.
"So, what does it matter if we don't know who are teammates are." Duncan asked.
Chris smiled. "Another great question! The reason you'd probably want to know who are your teammates is because friendly fire counts to the other team's total score. Chris said.
"This can good a few ways." Chris stated. "You could not shoot each other for the hour but then both teams would be sending someone home. But on the flip side if there's only one camper left, then they'd win the whole thing for your team your one, so couse you targets wisely...now come get your weapon and get ready to run as we're giving you all a five minute head start."
All the campers got ready to run off into the woods, waiting for Chris's signal.
"Oh your marks." Chris shouts through his megaphone. "Get set…...and GO!
All the camper ran off into different directions, some buddying up for safety.
Jo ran next to Lightning and Brick.
"Hey Jockstrap and G.I. Joke, you guys wanna pair up and gang on the rest of these wimps." Jo asked.
"Lightning responded first. "Oh Sha-Hell no! Last time I worked with you, you got the Lightning voted off. So you can look for people by yourself, Sha-Bye-Bye.
Lightning ran to the left now leaving Jo and Brick to themselves. Jo roller her eyes to Lightning statements, she then shifted her focus onto Brick.
"Aw who needs him, we can go hunt by ourselves right Brick-for-Brains." Jo asked the cadet
"Seeing as how you just insulted me twice, I'm just going to say no." Brick replied
Jo looked dumbfounded at the cadets answer.
"What! What happened to your never leave man behind rule? Jo questioned
Brick upon realizing this stopped in use closed his eyes and sighs
"Fine." Brick said bitterly. "But the moment you start calling me nicknames, I'm shooting you with this thing." He saids waving his tranquilizer gun around.
"Fine, fine will do it your way, Brick." Jo said
Before the two had a chance to say anything else Chris spoke of the intercoms.
"Attentions all campers, your five minute head start is over, so let the first challenge of Total Drama Sendoff...BEGIN!" Chris exclaimed.
(Confessional: Brick)
"It's probably no surprise, but I don't really like Jo all that much." His arms are folded and he has a annoyed look on his face. "For all the nicknames and laughing at my shortcomings, I've grown to really resent her, but she could be a potential teammate so I've got to honor my code, no matter how annoying she can get."
(Confessional: Jo)
"Why do I get the feeling that some people here don't like me." Jo asked scratching her chin. "Heh, doesn't matter as long as I win challenges, so even if people don't like me they can't vote me off."
The cuts to Cody walking alone through the woods shaking nervously trying not to be seen. Then a hand reaches out from a bush and pull him inside it as well.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Cody screamed." The person who had pull him was Heather of all people. She put her hand over his mouth trying to keep him quiet.
"Shut up!" Heather whispered. Are you trying to get us caught? She asked
Cody regained his composer and began to speak.
"Sorry, you just got me by surprise." Cody said with a sheepish grin on his face. "Anyway, what's so important that you to scare me half to death." He asked.
"Well, if you must know nerd face, I'm pretty sure you can tell but quite a few people here don't like me very much." Heather stated
"Well... can you really blame them. You just literally made us do a challenge because you were to impatient to wait and see what Chris had to say. And not let's not talk all the backstabbing, lying, cheating, and-"
Heather puts her hand over Cody mouth again.
"Look, that's not important right now, okay." She said with a annoyed look on her face. "Besides, back in season three when we were allies I was pretty good to you, right." Heather asked
"Well, yeah. But Heather, what do you want. I don't think you pulled me into this bush just for some idle chit-chat. Cody said.
Heather sighed, and looked straight into Cody's eyes. "Look, I need as many allies as I can get, but I'm probably going to guess that more than half the people don't want to talk to me let alone work with me." Heather explained.
"Well, why me in particular?" Cody asked. "I'm not really a challenge threat or a powerhouse.
She quickly responded. "You don't have to be a powerhouse or a challenge threat to be good in playing this game, it's taking any and all advantages people give you and you use until it runs dry.
Cody was in deep thought on what to say next. Then he finally spoke. "Ok...I have two questions. One, how do I know you won't just backstab me when a better opportunity shows itself, and two, if were to accept you as an ally how long will this last?" Cody asked
Heather looked a little bit happier."Well to answer your first question, I won't because if I do that you'll tell everyone what happen and people will gun for me even harder than they already are now. And to answer your second question, ideally the final two.
After a few moment of debating, Cody had his answer."I'll...I'll think about it.
(Confessional: Heather)
"I have no intention of backstabbing the little dweeb, because to be frank, he's the one and only ally I'll probably get for a long while." Heather sighs. "This is going to be hard...but that hasn't stop me before." Heather saids with a cocky grin
(Confessional: Cody)
"Do I trust Heather? Cody asked the camera. "Well the short answer is no, no I don't. But I do believe her when she says she has no other allies but me so if she does try and double cross me it shouldn't be to hard to get rid of her. And I mean….I kind feel for her, it has to be hard being around people who generally hate you.
As Cody and Heather were exiting the bush they were both shot with darts and instantly fell to the ground asleep. The one who shot the two of them was Noah who had heard their whole conversation and waited till they finished to actually make a move.
Noah stared between Cody and Heather for a quick moment, then proceeded to walk away quietly trying to avoid getting shot himself.
(Confessional: Noah)
"Cody and Heather weren't really whispering so it wasn't really to hard to find them. But while I was hiding behind the tree I heard some interesting information." Noah siads. "So apparently, Cody and Heather could be potentially allies together which could cause me problems later down the line. But if they're not on my team then I won't have to worry about that until the merge, even still I'll confront them at a later date about this matter."
Most of the other camper where hiding in various places, but Duncan was going on the offencive and was actively looking for targets. He heard a rustle behind a bush and decided to check it out. After he went behind the bush he found Dawn meditating on a tree stump, but she noticed Duncan without even opening her eyes.
"Hello Duncan, how goes it? Dawn asked the punk.
"Well if you must know it's…..wait a minute how'd you know it was me, you didn't even open your eyes." Duncan replied curiously.
"Oh, mother nature told me that you were headed this way , so I was expecting you for quite sometime." Dawn said cheerfully
"Yeah...ok, whatever you say fairy princess." Duncan saids as he's aiming his gun toward the small girl.
"Oh and Duncan." Dawn said without opening her eyes. "I feel it is best that you do not shoot me." The moonchild told Duncan
Duncan chuckled. "Yeah? And why shouldn't I, huh? Duncan asked
"Because I sense that we both shall be on the same team." Dawn replied
Duncan looked confused."And...how do you know that? For all I know you could be lying to me just to save your own skin."
"Duncan, I have no intention to lie to you. But if you still wish to shoot me, there's nothing I can do to stop you." Dawn said.
Duncan aimed his gun at and pondered whether or not to actually to shoot her. But in the end Duncan refrained from doing so. "Ughh, fine." Duncan sighed. "But you better not be lying to me, got it.
Dawn smiled. "Again, I have no intention to lie you, as I have nothing to gain from it. Oh, and can I tag along with you, I feel other may not hesitate to shoot me.
Duncan rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Fine, but don't get in my way. And if you can't keep up I'm leaving you behind
Dawn nodded, and they set off back into the woods.
(Confessional: Duncan)
"Since I've been in and out of juvie most of my life, I have a pretty good sense when someone's bullshtting me. And...even though I don't know the chick, I can tell she was telling the truth, and there no point in giving the other team a point so, might as well see if she's right or not."
(Confessional: Dawn)
"I had a feeling Duncan was going to shoot me, to be fairly honest.' Dawn said with a frown that then turned into a smile. "But..he didn't. Maybe I can make him a better person...well it's worth a shot, right?"
Courtney was wondering through the forest try to avoid capture, when from the corner of her eye she spotted Gwen.
(Confessional: Courtney)
"Ok, I'll admit. Back in All-Stars I messed up, big time." She sighs. "Me and Gwen were really good friends and I let the money blind me until the point she couldn't stand me anymore. While I did come back to win the prize money since law school is expense, I also came back to make things right with Gwen, no matter what I have to do. She saids. "Well you know, within reason."
Courtney walked up besides Gwen. Gwen immediately rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Uh, can I help with something CIT? Gwen asked
"Come on Gwen, don't be like that, and besides I'm a actual consler now." Courtney said proudly.
Gwen deadpanned. "Well good for you, but is there a reason you walked over to. You've never been one to do things without reason?" She asked.
Courtney sighed, and started to explain herself. "Look I just wanted to say….I'm sorry, I'm really really sorry what happened back in All-Stars, and...I shouldn't have went behind your back like that."
Gwen eyed her up and down thinking of what to respond. "Well...I forgive, but I still don't trust you know.
Courtney frowned and sighed. "Yeah, I figured as much. But...does that mean we can be friends again?" She asked hopefully.
"Not until you earn my trust back,...after what you did I think it's at least fair for me to be a bit skeptical." The goth said.
"Well, I'll try my best to make sure you can trust me again."
Gwen smirked a bit. "I'm looking forward to it, but for now sorry about it this." Gwen then shot Courtney in the leg the gun and went on her merry way.
(Confessional: Gwen)
"Let it be known that I wasn't really all that mad at her to begin with, I was just disappointed in her for trying to backstab me back in All-Stars. But…..in all the time I've been with Courtney I've never seen her own up to anything, so her saying sorry was actually really sweet." Gwen saids, with a little blush on her face.
Fast forward 55 minutes later Dave and Sky had taken out one another, Brick and Jo took out Max with little to no effort, and Anne Maria took out Harold.
Chris looked at his watch, then got onto the intercoms. "Campers, you have five more minute until the challenge is over, so if you want to bag some other campers you'd best get to it!" Chris announced.
The scene cut to Jo and Brick walking through the forest after they heard Chris announcement.
"Come on Brick, hurry up we've only got five minutes left and I don't know about you, I would prefer not to lose this challenge." Jo said.
Brick rolled his eyes clearly annoyed, but out the corner of his eye spotted a figure hiding in a tree but he couldn't . He nudged Jo to show her what he saw.
Nice job Brickhouse." Jo complimented.
"Hey, I said no nicknames!" Brick said but Jo shrugged him off.
"Yeah yeah sorry. Hey! Who ever you are, we know you're up there so just give up already! Jo Shouted.
The person in question came out from behind the branch revealing himself to be Noah.
Jo laughed in upon seeing who up in the tree. "Hey Bookworm, how'd you get up there with those skinny arms of yours. Jo mocked.
Noah rolled his eyes. "I don't know Meat-for-Brains you tell me." Noah snapped back
"What'd you say you little pencil pusher!" Jo shouted visibly upset
Jo aim her gun at Noah, but when she pulled the trigger nothing came out
"God dammit!" Jo groaned. "I'm out of ammo, how bout you Brick, you got any shots lefts." She asked.
Brick checked his gun and then shook his head.
"Sorry to say ma'am, but I'm out as well." Brick saids.
While Jo and Brick debated on what to do, Noah took it upon himself to try and climb down and get away. Until Jo realized and reacted quickly as she pick up a rock threw it at the young indian boy's head, as he fell at least 10 feet before until hitting the ground passing out upon impact.
Brick immediately run up to Noah to check if he was.
"Jo! Brick shouted. "What the hell was that all about, you could've have seriously injured him!
"Oh calm you tits Private Bedwetter, I didn't ev-"
Jo immediately falls over asleep as Brick shot her with his gun as he lied about having no ammo. He then proceeded to pick up the bookworm bridle style to get him some medical attention.
"Let's go find you some help soldier." Brick mumbled as he run back into the forest while carrying the passed out bookworm.
(Confessional: Brick)
"I swear Jo doesn't care about anyone but herself, she could have seriously hurt that poor boy." Brick sighs. "At the very least I was there to help out.
"Attention Campers, please come to the bonfire so we can see which team won, and which one is sending someone home." Chris said over the intercom
The scene switches to all the campers all gathered all fire, aside from Noah and Brick as those two went to the infirmary.
"Sooo." Chris asked innocently. "How was your first challenge?"
Upon asking he was meet with serve groans from the campers.
"That's what I'd like hear." Chris said smiling brightly. "But anyway, the campers who got slept were Heather, Cody, Max, Dave, Sky, Jo, and Harold. And surprisingly the person with the most takedowns was Noah, didn't know the little book worm had it in him." Chris said scratching his chin.
"Wait hold on! Jo interrupted. "I had two takedowns two so shouldn't it be a tie."
Chris smirked. "Actually Jo, you took out Noah with a rock, not a sleep dart, so technically it doesn't count."
"That totally bullshit and you know it McLean and you know it." Jo said.
"I don't write the rules, I just enforce them." Chris stated.
"What the hell are you talking about, you do write the rules!" Jo shouts.
"That's beside the point." Chris saids not listening to Jo complaints. "Any I'll tell you what you teams are so you can get nice and comfy with you new playmates.
Chris took a list out from his and cleared his throat.
"The members of The Screaming Gophers are Cody, Heather, Jo, Max, Topher, Sugar, Lightning, Dave, Gwen and Courtney." Chris announced
Some campers like Gwen and Cody smiled towards one another, while other like Lightning and Jo glared at each other.
"As for rest you sorry losers, the members of the Killer Bass are Noah, Brick, Duncan, Sam, Sky, Dawn, Zoey , Beth, Anne Marie and Harold."
Duncan smirked and looked toward Dawn. "Well, I guess you were right fairy princess."
Dawn smile smugly."Told you so."
"Anyway." Chris said interrupting the idle chit-chat. "Since the Killer Bass only had one person down opposed to the Screaming Gophers 5 members down, today's winners are The Killer Bass!" Chris announced.
Cheer and applauses can be had from the Killer Bass members and groans and sighs for the Screaming Gophers.
"Screaming Gophers, I'll see you guys at tonight's elimination ceremony."
The scene changed as a few hours had passed and Heather and Cody were meeting behind the cabins.
"So." Heather said. "Have you thought about my alliance offer."
Cody looked a little nervous. "I have and…...I accept, but the moment I feel your going to do something shady the alliance is off."
Heather looked like she about to bursting with excitement as she had now a chance at winning this game again. So without thinking she hugged Cody tightly, and after realizing what she was doing she blushed in embarrassment.
There was a awkward silence until Cody spoke. "So, since we're going to be working together, who are we targeting tonight. Because, you have a good chance of going home. Cody said.
Heather sighed. "Yeah your right." She was in deep thought for a few seconds until she came up with her idea."Ok, I think I have a idea, but it'll involve you convincing your little friend to not vote for if you can do that then I can handle the rest." she said confidently
"Yeah, I think I can manage that. But who are targeting then?" Cody asked
Heather whispered the name of she wanted to target into his ear. "Oh, that guy. He seems pretty annoying so I have no problems voting him out."
"Perfect, I'll go pull some strings, and you go talk to Gwen. We'll meet at the elimination ceremony and hopefully things go as planned." Heather said
They then proceed heading their separate ways to try and sway the vote tonight.
Cody found Gwen lying against a tree stump, Cody then sat down next to her.
Gwen smiled."Hey there strange, glad we get to be on the same team. But to bad Heather also one of them, but hey I think we could vote her out if we get a vote tossed her way.
Cody looked visibly nervous."Huh….actually Gwen, I was wonder if we could vote someone else out. I just don't Heather's anything to worry about right now as no one trust her enough to work with.
Gwen pondered this for a second."Eh, yeah you're right she can be dealt with later, but who did you have in mind.?" Gwen asked.
Cody whispered the answer of who he wanted gone in Gwen ear.
"That guy huh. Yeah sure I'm down for it." Gwen responded. "He kind of annoying anyway."
Cody looked really happy and hugged her."Thanks Gwen, you're the best." Cody run of to his next destination.
(Confessional: Cody)
"Wow! That was easier then I thought it be. I mean, I've never really sway anyone's vote, and I won't it's kind of fun."
The scene changed to nighttime at the bonfire where the lose team would have to vote off one of their own.
"Hello Screaming Gophers your votes are in, so let's waste no time to see you picked." Chris said. "Cause I really want to test are new form of transportation you guys will just love." He said smirking darkly.
"Anyway, the one who are safe are..."
"Cody."
"Gwen."
"Courtney."
"Sugar."
"Lightning."
"Dave."
"Topher."
Jo, Heather, and Max all looked towards one another.
"Max, Jo, Heather all of you got a least one vote tonight." Chris said while holding a tray with only two marshmellow. "So next one of you is safe is….Jo! Chris announced.
Jo calmed down as she caught her marshmallow.
Heather and Max worriedly looked at one another.
"Max, Heather….one of will be safe tonight." Chris said while holding the final marshmallow in his hand. "The person who is safe is…"
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"Heather." Chris finally said.
Heather smirked and run up to claim her prize.
"WHAT!?" Max roared. "How can this be...I haven't had time to unveil my evil plans."
"To bad dude." Chris said flatly. "Now, let's get to the fun part."
The scenes cuts to Max and and Chris standing on dock of shame while a giant boot isright behind Max.
"Welcome to the new way to sends you losers home." Chris said. "I call it, The Boot of Shame, patent pending. So any last words Max?" Chris asked
"Well since you asked." Max replied. "You have not seen the last of me Chris McLean, I will rise again and unleash my evil pla-." Before Max could have finished his sentence Chris push the button on his remote and sent the evil genius soaring into the night.
"Well, there goes one of 20 campers." Chris said. "But, what painful challenge do I have in store next time? Will Heather and Cody Alliance go far? Will Gwen and Courtney ever make-up?" Chris asked. "Well stay tuned because all will be answered right on TOTAL..DRAMA...SENDOFF." Chris announced
Votes:
Cody: "Heather said we should vote out Max seen she saids he doesn't really do anything for the team, so my votes for Max."
Gwen: "Cody told me if I should vote for Max. Sure I'll do it, we can get rid of Heather whenever we want plus him going on and on about his evil plans gets really annoying."
Lightning: "Heather asked me to vote off the little purple hair gnome, but the Lightning got bigger fish to fry. So my votes for Jo, Sha-Bye-Bye sucker.
Jo: "My votes for Heather. Back In All-Stars she kept trying to take the leadership spot for me and then got me boot off, well two can at that game."
Courtney: "I was going to vote for Heather, but Gwen asked me if I could vote for Max. I mean I don't really know the guy but I want to get on Gwen good side so Max it is."
Topher: "Heather asked if I could vote Max. So I guess I'll vote for Max since as long as it's not me then I don't care who goes home."
Dave: Usually I'd vote for sure Sky, but since she's not on my team, I'll choose Heather instead since no one like her anyway.'
Sugar: My votes fer Max. Heather told me he'd was planning to take the spotlight away from my I can't have that happen.'
Heather: "My votes for Max. God I hope I can pull this off.
Authors Note: Whew I got that chapter out pretty fast if I do so myself. But in all seriousness thank you all for reading and enjoy my work. By the way don't expect updates as quick as this as the only reason I got the chapter out so fast is cause I guess I was just feeling good. Oh and one more thing, it won't be important until later but the winner for each season in story are as in order: Owen, Beth, Al, Cameron, Zoey, and Shawn. Well that's all I have for you today, make sure leave a review to tell your thought on the story so far.
