"Your version of Gillian, I'm guessing." Grace said. "Our Magnolia does the same thing for her. Sometimes she'll walk straight through someone's house without even noticing. Even if she noticed, it isn't like she actually cares."

"I wonder..." Notsu said, a crazed look coming into her eyes. "Is Gillian coming too?" A creepy smile made its way onto her face. The Earthland Fairy Tail backed away, but Luke just sighed.

"This isn't our guild hall. Please try not to destroy it."

Then, the door opened. A cloaked figure came in.

"Gildarts! Fight me!" Natsu said, coming at the figure with a flaming fist.

"Gildarts?" The figure said. Its voice was feminine. "I didn't realize you were so popular here as well." Another cloaked figure followed the first and they both stepped into the light where people could see them. A tall woman with straight orange hair stood beside Gildarts.

"Gildarts!" Natsu yelled.

"Gillian?! You're here, too?" Luke said. Before the woman could reply, both versions of the fire Dragon Slayer were coming at them. She brushed Notsu aside with a small flick of her hand, and she crashed through the side wall.

"Impressive." Gildarts said as he did the same. "Have you been doing this as long as I have?"

"Since she was a small child, fighting with Grace and the others." Gillian said. "She has yet to give me a scratch." She sighed. "She fights a futile battle."

"One day." Notsu said, coming back through the wall. "Like, tomorrow."

"Yeah! Tomorrow!" Natsu yelled.

"I forgot how destructive just one Natsu is," Lucy said. "Now that there's two-"

"We're probably all going to die." Grace finished for her. "Especially considering that the Earthland's version of Gillian seems to be just as strong."

"I wonder..." Luke said. "What if we tried to summon the same celestial spirit at the same time? Would there be two of them, do you think? Or one boy and one girl?"

"Let's find out!" Lucy said. "We have to try it with Virgo, though. All the boys are creepy enough already, Aquarius hates me, and Aries is to unsure. And Gemini would just be strange."

"Gate of the Maiden, I open thee, Virgo!" They yelled in perfect unison, followed by the usual doorbell noise of the gate opening.

"CREEPY!" Jet and Droy yelled. As they watched, two circles appeared on the ground. Colored wisps rose up from them and formed into one solid figure. It solidified into one Virgo.

"Time for punishment?" Virgo asked, turning around with a blank expression on her face.

"NO! Wait...why is there just one of you?" Lucy asked. Luke was busy thinking about what the punishment was. He was enjoying the prospect thoroughly.

"The Celestial Keys only work in the world they were acquired in, if the current world has keys. Each world can only house one set of Celestial Spirits. If there were any more, the sheer power would shatter the foundations of the universe holding them. The dragons are much the same way. The dragons use magic to switch between worlds. There is too much power for both worlds to have separate versions. The same Igneel raised both Natsus." Charla said, looking grave.

"So Igneel...he could be in Jeno!" Natsu yelled. "All the dragons could!"

"Not likely." Notsu said darkly. "The dragons in Jeno disappeared on July 7, X777. If you want to find the dragons, you'll have to look elsewhere. I've been looking ever since they vanished. I was just a little girl." She leaned against the wall and stared out the window for a moment before turning back around. "How do you know this, Charlie? Sorry, Carla?"

"If you really know me, you should know that, too." She said, scoffing.

"Gift of Foresight. I know, I know. Just...hopeful wishes." Notsu said, turning back to the window and getting quiet. Hapi settled on her shoulders.

"We'll find them. I know we will." She said. Notsu didn't respond. She suddenly seemed distant.

The door opened with a small creak. A small boy and a young woman with iron piercings in her face walked in, followed by two Exceeds. The woman was chewing on a small screw. The boy had blue hair and was talking to the white cat.

"At least we found Fairy Tail. I'm sure nothing's wrong, Charlie." The cat harrumphed.

"This place gives me a bad feeling. I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here, Win."

"Nothing's wrong, Charlie. It's Fairy Tail. What could go wrong?"

"You two are just lucky I found you. Why were you wandering around in the part of Magnolia controlled by Twilight Ogre? They're not the strongest, but it's still dangerous. Not that I care, but Mistress Makarov would have my hide if I let something happen to you."

"I could ask you the same question, Gajine! And I told you, we just woke up there. I had Charlie with me, it wasn't like I was going to get hurt."

"Shut up, Gajine. The poor boy didn't know where he was. It wasn't his fault, anyway. It was Notsu's." Grace said. At her name, Notsu snapped out of her trance like state.

"Hey! I told you, I didn't have a choice!" She yelled back. It was obvious the two were on the point of blows, so Wendy decided to intervene.

"Hello!" She said, walking up to the boy. "I'm Wendy, and this is Carla." He looked confused. "I'll let Gray explain."

"You're in Earthland now. Drag Queen Natsu over here caused a magical explosion and it sent you to our world. It's exactly the same, but all of us have a different gender than you do."

"I am not a Drag Queen!" Notsu yelled.

"I do wonder what my figure as a girl looks like, though. The clothes she's wearing are too loose to tell." Natsu said.

"Quit being pervvy with yourself!" Lucy yelled.

"I also wonder what my figure looks like as the other gender." Notsu said. "At least Grace and Gray don't have to wonder. They're practically naked already."

"Gah!" They yelled, looking down. Gray had taken off his shirt and pants. Grace was wearing just a black bikini.

"You're lucky I made you wear that." Notsu said.

"Aye!" Hapi followed.

"It's stifling." Grace said. "But at least it's better than all the men here seeing me naked." The men in question sighed.

"So this is the female me, huh!" Gajeel said, butting in. "You beaten Salamander over there yet? I bet with two of me we could make it happen."

"There are two of me, too!" Natsu yelled.

"Don't remind me." Lucy shuddered.

"HEY!"

"Chill." Grace said. "Before I force you to. Wait…." She paused.

"What?" Notsu asked.

"Juvios…..he should be here too, rig-"She was cut off by a flying tackle from behind as a certain water mage pinned her to the ground.

"Juvia! Get off of me. Well, not real me. Female me." Gray said. Grace looked as indignant at being called fake as she could muster face-down on the floor. Juvia looked confused.

"Two Gray-samas?" Then she got an expression on her face one would only be able to describe as psychotic. "Two Gray-samas! Juvia is questioning her sexuality!" She said, looking from one to the other so fast you would think her neck was broken. Grace put a hand on her shoulder.

"Stay with him, Earthland." She said. Juvia launched herself at Gray, tackling him into the wall and floor at the same time another unexpected visitor launched himself through the guild hall door and at Grace. "Ribs-again-" She squeaked as she fell to the ground once more.

"Don't worry, Grace-chan! Juvios will protect you from this strange world!" He said. He had blue hair and his hand was melting into water, though he didn't seem to notice. He didn't notice either as Grace froze it to the floor and got up.

"I don't need protection. Jeez, you act like you're my dad or something." She brushed herself off, part of said ritual being stripping out of the shirt she had recently retrieved. She winced as Notsu fired it with a quick punch.

"I told you I would do that next time your shirt 'fell' off!" Notsu said haughtily. "Learn to control your own clothes! It's unbecoming for a girl to strip down at her first chance."

Grace could confidently say that all of her male guildmates firmly disagreed.

"Like you know anything about becoming, Notsu." She said.

"It is also unbecoming to show one's breast in a public situation!"

"All you're wearing is literally a bandage around your chest! And where the hell in your head are you pulling these out of?!" Grace came at Notsu. Notsu came right back at her with her fiery temper flaring. Luke sweat-dropped. They were fighting pretty seriously until a red-haired man walked in and saw the two, his eyes flaring with red light as a shadow fell over them. Grace and Notsu looked up and stopped fighting, quickly wrapping their arms around each other's shoulders and putting on fake, nervous smiles.

"H-Hi, Ezra! We weren't fighting, just a little tussle, really, we're fine now though!" Grace said quickly. Natsu and Gray knew instantly who it was.

"Thank god you're here, Ezra. These two were being non stop idiots again." Luke said. The man walked over to the terrified duo.

"Fight all you want…." The man said, surprising everyone from Jeno. "Just remember…." He looked up, showing his eyes, which had a mischievous gleam in them. "I can kick both your asses anytime!" He said. The two girls immediately started arguing the statement, but he shot them a sudden glare and they quickly shut up.

"Erza!" Gray and Natsu said. Only the young fighting prodigy could instill such fear. Said woman walked over to the man, requipping yet again to an armor to match his.

"You're in a world called Earthland, where everyone's gender is switched from their Jeno counterparts. It seems I have found mine." She said. "Erza Scarlet. S-Class mage and current member of Fairy Tail." She extended her hand. The man shook it.

"Ezra Scarlet, also S-Class mage and member of Fairy Tail, as well as current manager of those two morons over there." He said, gesturing to Notsu and Grace.

"We never agreed to that!" The duo in question said in unison. Immediately after, a huge yawn forced its way out of Notsu's mouth. It was then that Luke remebered her fight with the Lizardmen mutations.

"I forgot, you were in a fight. We need to figure out where you can stay, and frankly, where everyone can stay until we get this fixed."

"Well, you and Notsu feel free to stay with me however long you need. Notsu, You could stay with Natsu, but something tells me you don't want to room with that perv anyway. Not like he actually sleeps in his own house." Lucy said, putting emphasis on the last three words and aiming them at an oblivious Natsu. "We can share a bed, Notsu...and I have a couch you can sleep on, Luke. It shouldn't be a problem." Luke nodded gratefully.

"Not like this little stalker doesn't already know what the inside of my apartment looks like. I frequently wake up with her next to me." He remarked.

"See, you don't know the first thing about what's becoming to a woman!" Grace said, fuming. Notsu yawned again.

"Look, either continue this with Male Me over there or tomorrow morning. I'm tired." She said, sitting next to Luke-in the same chair, in fact, practically shoving him out of it. Gray sighed.

"I suppose you can stay with me." Juvia looked up.

"Juvia would like to stay with Gray-sama!" She yelled.

"This invitation does not extend to you!" Lucy sighed at the antics of her guild.

"Come on, I'll show you where my place is."

"Lu-uke….carry me piggyback?" Notsu said, lying down across his lap.

"For the last time, no! If this Magnolia is exactly the same, we're only about two blocks away anyway."

"Then it shouldn't be a problem to carry little me…" Notsu said, giving Luke puppy eyes everyone knew her male counterpart was not blessed with. Luke sighed.

"Fine. Last time though, your hear me?" He said, laughing as she climbed on his back. They walked out, the whole Earthland Fairy Tail in shock.

"Is that a normal occurrence?" Gray asked Grace. She nodded.

"She uses him like that whenever she gets really tired and wants to catch up on sleep. I guess it doesn't really apply to you two, because you're guys, but every month-" Gray cut her off right there.

"I understand. Good enough reason as any."

"We are kind of wishing they would go ahead and kick off their relationship, though."

"Relationship?"