Death The Kid Pov
"Ok, how about this one?" My father says before handing me a picture of a girl in a long pink dress with her arm as a scythe blade. How would I use her? Completely un-symmetrical!
"No, she's..."
"Asymmetrical, I get it!" Father interrupts. He sighs and takes the picture back.
"Kid, you've denied the best of the best weapons in the world. You need a weapon if you are going to take my place as the grim reaper."
"I've realized that father, but I can't be an asymmetrical piece of garbage if I want to take your place!" I yell. Father takes a deep breath.
"Kid, I'm done with your attitude. If you're going to be so picky about your weapon, you can look for one by yourself."
I sigh and nod.
...
I decide to look for a weapon outside of Death City. This is my first time ever leaving Death City by myself so I'm excited. So much asymmetrical filth every where. I walk past a dark alley and see two girls beating up an old man. One of the girls grabs the mans wallet and starts going through it.
"Hey!" I yell, running to the mans rescue. I push both the girls off of him and he runs.
"What did the man ever do to you?" I ask. The tall girl crosses her arms and laughs.
"Look here Patty, a little boy is acting tough, how cute"
"Got some money on you kid?" The smaller girl asks, putting her hands on her hips. I cross my arms and raise an eyebrow.
"Ooh, snooty are we?" The tall girl smirks. "Patty, you know what to do"
The younger girl glows before turning into a pistol and landing in the tall girls hands. The tall girl pushes me against the brick wall and holds the gun in my face.
"Look here kid, I'm Liz and this is my sis Patty. We are the toughest criminals in the entire city, you don't want to mess with us. Now be a good boy and open your pockets. You have ten seconds"
"Eight"
"What?"
"SAY EIGHT DAMMIT! EIGHT IS BETTER THAN TEN!"
She pulls away in confusion. I quickly kick the gun from her hands and punch her in the face. She grabs her face and I run away. I hear them follow so I pull out my skateboard. I quickly activate the jets and fly above a building. Might as well just stay the night here.
...
"So, did you find a weapon?" My father asks.
"No, all the weapons I found were asymmetrical."
He sighs and rubs his head. I can tell he's disappointed.
"Sorry dad" I say.
"It's ok, just come home whenever you're ready" He says before his image fades from the window. I turn away from the window and begin walking to the airport.
"Put your hands in the air!" A voice yells from the building I walk past. I look inside and see more than a dozen men pointing their guns at two girls. Those are the girls that tried to rob me yesterday. The older sister turns into a gun and lands in the younger sisters hand. Wait, hold on. I thought the younger sister was the one who can turn into a gun. They both can? Two guns... if I had two guns as my weapon, that would make me symmetrical. I NEED THOSE GIRLS! I run inside the building and attack the military men. The two girls look at me in surprise as I stand on the pile of the military men.
"Why did you help us? So you could kill us yourself?"Liz asks me.
"I didn't fully introduce myself yesterday. I am Death The Kid, son of Lord Death"
They open their eyes wide in shock.
"You're a grim reaper" Patty says in shock.
"Yes, and being a reaper, Its my duty to fight crime almost on a daily basis. The only problem is that I don't have a weapon. Would you girls possibly..."
"Wait, hold on" Liz interrupts. Suddenly, I notice something in her eyes. She isn't giving me that threatening look that she gives me, she looks, surprised. "Why do you want us? Being a reaper, you must have thousands of girls lining up to be your weapon. What makes us so special. We're homeless, we don't have anything"
"And that's where you're wrong"
"Huh?"
"You have everything I want in a weapon. You girls are fearless, strong, merciless, fighters, and most importantly, together you're symmetrical"
They tilt their heads in confusion.
"So you're asking us to be the weapons of Death himself?" Asks Patty. I smile and nod my head.
"We're in!" She cheers. I walk towards them and shake both their hands.
Liz pov
I can't believe it! Me and Patty are going to be weapons of a grim reaper. That's so amazing. Me and Patty have been on the streets for so long, and now we're going to go live in luxury with Death The Kid in Death City.
Patty pov
Lalalalalalala. IS THAT A UNICORN!? No, just a dog. Poop. I want a unicorn. Jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaaayyyyyy. What does an elephant say? I think its BRWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Hehehe, that sounded funny.
