As if tings weren't akward ENOUGH around here...
Chapter 2
Pairing: Wally/Artemis
Summary: In an act to get Wally to leave M'gann alone, Conner locks him in a closet with Artemis.
Wally wasn't exactly sure when or how it happened. One minute he was flirting with Megalicious... The next Conner was throwing him and Artemis into a supply closet, yelling "Get your own girlfriend!" before slamming and locking the door. So there they were, the speedster and archer- both in their civvies- trapped in a cramped closet.
Where was Robin's laugh when you needed it?
"So... What exactly did Supey mean when he said 'Get your own girlfriend!'?" Wally asked. Artemis groaned at the speedster. "They're a couple Wally! Megan and Conner are boyfriend and girlfriend! You've been flirting with a taken woman for atleast a month now!" She snapped, sitting on the ground, cross legged.
"Oh God!" Wally groaned, slumping to the floor, leaning on the wall opposite to Artemis. "Yeah. Tell me about it." Artemis scoffed. "No. I called Supey a "third wheel" on me and Megan's "date" to the Halloween dance at their school! I'm surprised Conner hasn't killed me!" Wally cried.
"Wally!" Artemis gasped, laughing.
"Shut up!" Wally growled.
"So Baywatch, you a virgin?" Artemis asked teasingly. "The hell!" Wally yelped. It'd been about ten minutes of creepy silence before Artemis asked the most innapropriate question EVER!
"Chill Baywatch. I was just curious. You've probably never been laid." She scoffed. "I'm not a virgin. I had sex before this team even formed." Wally growled, his face red.
"What happened afterward?" Artemis asked. "She stopped talking to me." Wally said, glummly. "Aw, is Baywatch bad in the sack?" Artemis teased.
"It wasn't bad enough to ruin a six year friendship!" Wally yelled. "Six years? Wow." Artemis said frowning, though Wally didn't see it. At this moment, she truely felt sorry for the sppedster.
"At least you remember your first time." Artemis sighed. "... Rape?" Wally asked, praying she'd say no. She didn't. "I don't remember it though. One minute I'm walking towards the bathroom at a party, the next I'm waking up in the backseat of a taxi with my thighs hurting and my underwear gone." Artemis sighed.
"Jeez Artemis I'm sorry. How old where you? If you don't mind me asking." Wally asked, concerned.
"Fourteen."
The two remained in silence, not sure of what to do next. It was almost half an hour later before Wally spoke up. "Okay, so besides the obvious, what's your favorite color?" He asked.
"Purple."
"Purple? Seriously!" Wally asked. "Yeah. My two favorite colors are purple and green. Now what's yours? Besides red and yellow." Artemis laughed.
"Blue. Favorite food?" "Sushi. Favorite movie?" "Paranormal Activity 2." "You believe in ghosts Baywatch?" Artemis quirped.
"Hell no! But that movie's fucking scary! Haven't seen the third one yet... What's you're favorite band?" Wally asked.
"Neon Trees."
"Ugh! How long have we been in here?" Artemis groaned, letting out a yawn. "Umm... Probably close to three hours. Man did Supey forget us!" Wally complained. Artemis scoffed.
"He's probably making out with Megan." She said. "Ooh sorry Wall-man." She said. "S'okay. I got over her." He said. "Really? When?" Artemis questioned.
"About forty-seven seconds after I learned she was with Conner." Wally said, earning a laugh from Artemis.
"Hey Arty? I'll tell you something crappy about my childhood if you tell me something crappy about yours." Wally said. "Okay, but you go first." Artemis told him.
Wally let out a sighed. "I've broken my arm three times." Wally said. "That's not crappy." Artemis said. "My dad's the one who broke it the first two times." Wally said, sighing again. "Oh Wally, I'm sorry. I thought my dad was bad." Artemis said, frowning. "Your dad can't be worse then the alcholic drunk mine used to be." Wally scoffed.
"Wally?" Artemis asked, sounding slightly scared.
"Yeah? Beautiful?" Wally asked.
"My... My dad's Sportsmaster." Artemis said, absolute terror and fear in her voice. Wally said nothing. He said no words, he made no sounds. Artemis fought back tears as she waited for Wally to start screaming at her.
"So that explains why you thought he wanted you to kill me in Bialya." Wally sighed. "Yep." Artemis said, clicking her tongue.
"Are you the mole?" Wally asked. "I give fact info about the JL to Dad and the Shadows, and real info to the League. Does... Does that make me a mole?" Artemis asked. "No." Wally yawned.
"So Arty? Wanna go out for ice cream whenever we get out of the closet?" Wally asked. The two super-teens were now sitting cross-legged on the floor, facing eachother. "Did you just ask me out? On a date?" Artemis asked, baffled. "Uh yeah." Wally said.
"Wow. You really are over Megan." Artemis scoffed. Wally laughed. "Biggest secret. Besides your dad." Wally asked. Artemis thought for a moment. "Ooh! Chesire is apparently the sister who abandonned me when I was nine." Artemis answered. "Yours?"
"Well I- and don't tell Rob about this- am in a three-way custody battle between my parents, grandparents, and the Flash." Wally said. "They found out about the abuse?" "Eh. Grandma and the Flash did. But... My mom doesn't know why we keep on going to court. No one has the heart to tell her. She's a good mom. Clueless, but a good mom." Wally said.
Green Arrow and the Flash entered the cave, looking for their charges. They entered the common room and found M'gann and Conner laying on the couch, flipping through the tv channels. "Where's Wally and Artemis?" Flash asked.
"Locked them in the supply closet between my room and the bathroom. Key's by the stove." Conner said, eyes never leaving the tv.
Oliver grabbed the key, as him and Barrymade their way to the closet. They opened it, and couldn't help but smile.
Artemis and Wally were both leaning against the wall, fast asleep. Wally had his arm wrapped around Artemis's waist. Artemis had her head rested on Wally's shoulder, with his head rested on top of hers, and her arm on his chest.
"Let's let 'em sleep." Barry said, a big smile on his face, as he dragged Oliver away.
