A second chapter? Am I out of my mind? Maybe...
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It had been several months since the 'black robot incident', and all was as usual at the Smash mansion. The Captain was showing off, the Pokemon (except mewtwo and Lucario, of course) were frolicking, the children were playing, Snake was using his stealth skills for perverted reasons, and the plumbers were doing things that really weren't in their job descriptions.
Well, everything except Link. Recently he had locked himself away from the rest of the smashers, not speaking a word or even leaving his room for a moment. St this point the others were getting extremely worried. Well, some of them were, and those who were had gathered to get him out.
"Link, my friend," began Ike, the stronger blue haired swordsman began, "you really need to get outside. If you stay in there any longer your edge will begin to get rusty."
"He's right Link, you should come out for some air, at least." Said one of Link's close allies, Princess Zelda. "If not for your sake, than for ours."
"Seriously, you're out emoing MARTH for God's sake..." Said Sonic the Hedgehog.
The door opened, showing the three Link, no worse for the wear, although he was giving Sonic a nasty glare. "I wasn't 'emoing', I was getting to know my ancestry."
"Whatever, just glad you're okay."
"I'm glad you're feeling well."
"Just between us swordsmen, I think Ganondorf is looking to fight you."
"Thanks, I really need to pummel something."
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A one on one fight on Final Destination was generally considered to be two things. The first was a test of skills. With nothing but two fighters and only the occasional smash ball on a flat platform, it was perfect for mortal combat. It was also considered fairly boring, with nothing spicing it up. In this case it was considered the former, simply because the rivalry between the two combatants promised fierce battle.
"Hmph, Link, do you really think you can defeat me, Link?" Asked Ganondorf.
"If we counted all the times one of me has beaten you in Hyrule, you'd be out of stock already."
"Insolent pest, I'll crush you!" With that little exchange of taunts the two rushed forward to combat. The blows came hard and fast, almost like a dance. It was almost as if---
Okay, let's just get to the part that we're all here for, alright?
A minute and a half later both of the combatants were on their last legs. It was at that moment that a smash ball decided to pop into existence. Ganondorf made the first move, launching a flying punch., the force of which sending the ball flying towards Link. Link managed to do a powerful midair slash , shattering it. Landing, Link immediately executed his final smash...
...which wasn't the one that everyone was expecting. Instead of trapping Ganondorf in a glowing pair of triforce symbols and slashing him like crazy before sending him flying, he pulled out a pair of orange sunglasses in an odd, almost boomerang shaped, and put them on. Then he started to glow green. Then a stylized G (the very same from the incident several weeks ago) appeared on his chest, over where his heart was located. Finally, he Link rushed forwards with a roar to put a beatdown on Ganondorf.
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Meanwhile, in the Hylian heavens, a pair of goddesses were watching the fight. Occasionally the red one would wince. The green one was just openly gaping. The red goddess, Din, turned to her sister, wincing as her champion was thrown around like a ragdoll. "Triforce of courage, a G-stone AND Spiral energy? Isn't that a little unfair?"
Farore looked at her sister blankly for a few seconds and sighed. "Don't ask me, I didn't give him anything but the triforce."
"SHINING FINGER!!!"
"King of Hearts too?"
Din sighed. "Looks like I'm going to need a new champion..."
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Yes, I didn't think I'ld come back to this. But later on something just bugged me. It was saying 'Same VA joke, same VA joke!' Adult Link is voiced by the same person who voices Guy Shishio og GGG as well as Viral in Gurren Lagan, for those who didn't know. The King of hearts thing was from Mobile Fighter G Gundam, due to a picture I've seen with Guy holding up a triforce of courage, the King of hearts emblem and wearing Kamina's Glasses, with the caption 'What Has Science Done?'
Anyways, SAME VA, IT'S FUNNY!
