===Be the first one we ever met
You're name is John Egbert, and you're standing in a ruin. Lord English has been slain, the final boss gone. You can't believe it. You're alone on your knees, worn out from the fight. But you're certainly happy. Sure you didn't get the final blow. It doesn't matter. You're alive, breathing, in you your God Tier clothes, scorched by fire. Ash and who knows what else stains your clothes.
But you are completely satisfied.
=== John: Reminisce on old times
You do. Now that you finally have a chance to think, you think about old times, including before the game and a short time in the game. Back when you were wearing white clothes with the Ghostbusters ghost on it. Back when you were just talking to internet trolls. Back when you were just talking though pesterchum, spending hours and hours, sometimes at three in the morning talking to Dave and Rose and Jade. After all, time zones do make a difference. So many sleepless nights given up for them! Speaking of that, where are they? You hadn't seen any of them in forever, not properly at least. A grim bark Jade and a fighting Dave didn't seem like a proper reunion. Or meeting, you decided as you think about it. That was the first time you had ever met them. It wasn't at all how you thought you'd meet.
But you did meet them.
And you are completely satisfied.
=== John: Stand up and look behind you
You do so, slowly rising, remembering the memories you've forged in this game, from waiting to see how Karkat had trolled you in your first few conversations, to talking to Vriska, to when you finally ascended. Heck you're even thinking about the time Terezi killed you. Good times, good times.
After standing up you look behind you. You see them, the three of them, in the clothes of the God Tiers. Together you form a square. Four different corners, four different God Tiers, four different aspects.
Four different pasts.
Four different memories.
One session.
One story.
One family.
=== John: Be the Beta human girl we met last but still adore
You're now Jade, eyes fluttering awake. You weren't knocked out, were you? You suddenly look up, ears back, expecting to have to fight Lord English, even though your gun had rolled out of your reach and your whole body hurts. But you don't see Lord English. Instead you see your closest friends. Ones you thought may be dead. But they're not dead. All pain leaves your body. You stand up, shaking and yell out as loud as you can.
"JOHN! DAVE! ROSE!" You've never been so happy in your life.
In fact, maybe you could say you are completely satisfied.
=== All Kids: Stop all this build up and hug already
Because it is hard to be everyone at once, you settle with John. You're running at your ecto sister in a flash.
"Jade! John!" someone calls out. A certain cool kid is running at you guys to. His sister is coming from her corner, not running but walking quickly, a smile on her face.
=== John: Group hug
Oh, you are. In fact, Jade's hug is suffocating you. This wouldn't be a bad way to die. She pulls Dave in too, and he is also hugging you. Jade's eyes are closed and she's smiling. Another set of arms around you and you look up to see the Seer of Light embracing you as well. A mix of smoke, rubble, ash and dirt is swirling around you. It smells horrible and you feel weak, weak from everything that has happened in the last couple of years. You're tired, being hugged by your friend whom not long ago you thought you'd never see.
And if only in that moment, you are completely satisfied.
=== John: Go to another group hug.
You are now Karkat Vantas, suffocating at the hands of Terezi, Gamzee, and your new moirail, Kanaya. Of course there are others. Eight others to be exact. Twelve trolls in one group hug and somehow you're in the middle of it, unable to breathe. You're bleeding on Terezi a bit and you try to spare your Matesprit any more blood coating but she just licks your cut. Of course. She then licks your face. Gross. Gamzee's stoned again, smiling that dumb smile. Though now Kanaya is hugging you, you know soon she's going to rant you out about almost dying. As of now though she's just happy you're alive. She's so much like a human mother who could rant like crazy, though she wasn't as bad as Kankri.
But for a moment, despite being squished, you realized you have two quadrants filled, you just killed Lord English, and the game is done. No more leading, no more crazy clowns. No more fighting monsters or putting up with your crazy party. You're going to be fine, with Terezi and Kanaya there with you. You look at the group you've led. You see them smiling, happy with one another at last. When was the last time the 12 of you were all in a room together? Too long ago to remember. You find yourself smiling.
At least for a moment you can be completely satisfied.
=== Eridan: Shove ex moirail off in disgust! She left you alone and is dating a low blood! Nyeh!
What? No! You would never hurt Feferi. Well maybe that one time. But you all seem to have forgotten that now. She is smiling, her arms tight around you and Sollux. It's been a long time since she's been this happy. She has every right to be too! Together you've won. It's been a while since you've seen her and you've glad you've found her. The real, alpha timeline her. Who cares about her and Sol now? All that matters in this moment with her hugging you, grinning ear to ear.
"I've missed you Eridan," she whispers.
"I'vve missed you too Fef," you reply.
=== Eridan: Do the thing we've been dying for you to do since the dawn of time
You smile for the first time in forever, arms around Feferi, alive, breathing, ok at last.
You smile.
It feels perfect.
=== Vriska: Avoid hug at all costs
Sure you just helped kill the biggest, baddest boss in this game. No big deal. You don't want to hug anyway. There wasn't any room and they had just moved past you while beginning their embrace. It's ok to be alone. You don't want a hug.
OK, you do. They totally ignored you and any advances at this point would look weird. You turn your back then hear a voice.
"Uh, Vriska do you want to join?" You turn to see Tavros awkwardly standing there, offering you to join.
He's Tavros! You should refuse everything he gives you, push him down. He has yet to prove himself to you.
Then you realized he has. He has proven good enough in your court. After sweeps he finally has.
"OK," you say and join in the hug. Nepeta is on Equius's back, his glasses on her while she has shoved her hat on his head like old times. Aradia's arms are around both Equius and Sollux, her wings by mistake lightly hitting Feferi's back.
In that one moment, no one wants revenge. No one wants justice and there is no blood lust. No genocide, no hurt. No one's upset, no one's mad, no one's jealous.
For the first time in all of your lives you are completely happy.
Or at least they you're all completely satisfied.
=== END ACT 7, ALONG WITH HOMESTUCK ITSELF
But why would we do that? You see there is more to this story. You seem to have forgotten some. Why so eager to have it end?
=== Wait, what?
You must not be an avid reader if you dare forget these guys.
=== Alpha trolls?
NO! Come on let's just continue the story!
=== Roxy: Pull all friends into group hug immediately
Sure. Whatever you say. Sounds like a great idea.
"Come on guys! Group hug! " you announce, grabbing Jane and Dirk.
"Uhg! Roxy that hurts. Do we have to?" Jane sounds annoyed.
"Yes," you say sternly, "we have to. English get over here!" Jake walks over, dropping his gun and putting his hand up submissively. "Yes, yes. Don't fight the power of the hug." He walks over and you try you best to pull him into the hug. So what if things are weird with him and Jane and him and Dirk. He just has to get over it. He joins the hug a bit reluctantly.
"Now," You say as if talking to a bunch of small children. "We just beat the game, not to mention Jake gave the killing blow. Also I've been sober for…" You try to remember how long but can't. "I don't know. A while. Since trickster."
"I thought we promised never to speak of that again," Dirk says and you shrug.
"Oh well! Point being, we need each other and we need to hug," You shove them all together and after a few stiff moment they loosen up and the actual hugging commences. Perfect. You hug them as well.
"We beat the game guys!" You yell triumphantly. "It's done, done, DONE!" you lower your voice and whisper, "it's finally done."
In that moment you believe you speak for everyone when you say you are completely satisfied.
Well almost.
You lean up and gently kiss Dirk's cheek. He looks surprised. Then he kisses you back.
You then see you BFF kiss the love of her life. You then see the Page of Hope push his hood back and kiss her back.
Awe yeah.
You.
Totes.
Ship it.
And only now are you completely satisfied.
=== Ok, NOW Act Seven is done.
Wow you're in a hurry to end this. Now stop interrupting! A bit more left.
You've forgotten your plot twist.
=== John: Realize this hug is too long
What are you talking about? No hug is too long! You wish you could stay like this forever. But then you feel something weird and you let go. Jade does too and soon you are all no longer hugging, looking down in surprise. Your clothes are disappearing! No, not like that! Under your God Tier attire are the clothes that you wore when you first began this journey. The same happens to Dave, Jade and Rose.
You are no longer completely satisfied. You are now just confused.
=== Roxy: Stop hug at once!
But why? It's so fun. At long last you guys are happy. But you do. You let go and look down with a gasp.
"Guys!" you exclaim, "What's happening?"
You look at Dirk who was a moment ago smiling for the first time in forever. Now he's just concerned. You are now wearing what you were when you entered the game.
"DUMB GAME!" you shout, "CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE!" The same is happening to your friends. You feel a pain inside you, not from anything physical, just because you knew the game wasn't through with you yet.
=== Karkat: OH MY GOD WHAT?
That's not a command you idio- OH MY GOD WHAT?
Kanaya is looking at you in shock. Aradia's wings have been shed. Then you see it. And it makes you want to scream.
Kanaya, Terezi, everyone, has lost their horns. Feferi's hair is blonde and Sollux's eyes aren't the weird Red and blue thing. What's happening? You and your group's shirts have changed. They no longer show your sign. Instead they were the same style but just the color of their blood. Even yours is a bright red.
You move your hand up to touch you pathetic excuse for horns.
You find none.
=== John: Be confused
Done. You are great at being confused. Really you are. When it comes to being confused you are simply the best there is.
Then you hear a voice booming. The voice is all around you, surrounding you from all sides. It is haunting. It is terrible.
=== Human Karkat: Hear voice
Oh you hear it. It's hard to miss. Yet its words throw you into a panic.
"Congratulations."
"You have won the game."
"The Sburb session is complete."
"Thank you for playing."
=== NO NO NO DON'T SAY IT. PLEASE DON'T SAY IT
The curtains then close on Act 7 and well as Homestuck forever.
Needless to say, the fans are anything but completely satisfied.
