Chapter 2:

David is Awesome (Not)

The next day came and yesterday's memories began to slowly fade. I can still replay the memory of myself tossing the wii at him. Gosh, it was unbearably hilarious. I decided to make sure David no longer thinks he is awesome. Omoklosers can't be awesome, only I can! As I walked on back to Henesys where I last left him, he was there as usual; trying to convince people he is awesome. Doesn't he ever learn? The first time he tried, I kicked his ass. Does he need a second pounding to teach him? Jeez! As I approached him, he was pursuing after some level 5 baldie trying to persuade him that he's most awesome guy anyone will ever meet.

"COME ON! You got to believe me! I seriously am the most awesomest guy out there! Me and only me!"

"Dude... Meso please or leave me the fuck alone." The baldie seemed irritated while David still attempted to induce him.

"Come on... how much will it take to convince you 10 meso? 20? Come on, I'll even offer 100 mesos!" David kept on insisting on the kid.

"Are you facking kidding me? I can't buy shit with that. Give me 50,000 or leave me alone before I use my noobie ray on you and call upon my noobie friends to attack you." The baldie sounded stern.

"But I have no money! Come on please confess I'm awesome!" David was about to bolt upon the noob until I came in and detached him away. I didn't want to see the poor guy get harassed and I certainly didn't want to see a flock of noobs near me. "What the hell Marin! I nearly convinced that guy that I was awesome!" He sounded furious but I knew he didn't stay that way for long.

"I just saved your ass kid so stfu, you're still not awesome." I retorted.

"Marin... You know I'm awesome too! I'll even show you with a game of omok!" He sounded so blunt again with that voice, thinking he can influence me to think that he is awesome.

"Do you seriously need your ass kicked that bad in omok? I thought I taught you yesterday that you're not awesome."

"What happened yesterday? I can't remember. All I recall was that you admitted I was awesome and oh- WHERES MY GIFT HUH?" He sounded like a light bulb just sparked on his head. He was getting dumber and dumber as I speak to him.

"I gave you your gift omokloser. You just were a little... passed out."

"I was? My awesomeness must have gotten so high that my mind could no longer handle it. I'm seriously that awesome!" I shook my head. He's not going to learn. He didn't even comprehend that he was knocked out by me. Gosh, what does he smoke for his ego?

"Fine omokloser, one game. As soon as I kick your ass, you'll stop saying you're awesome and declare that you suck."

"But I'm still going to be awesome anyway!" I began the game before I let my anger rip his head out. Some time passed and by some dumb luck, I lost. He sounded so irritating, I swear I was about to get a headache.

"HAHAHAHA I WON! I WON! OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! I'M THAT AWESOME MARIN! ADMIT IT! MY AWESOMENESS LET ME WIN THIS GAME! AHAHAH."

"Shut the fuck up. Fine you won and you may be 'awesome' for now but not for long. I'll kick your ass later on and show you that you're not awesome at all." I was dissatisfied in myself that I lost but that's okay; let him have his enjoyment now because I'll be prepared to kick his ass later on. As I walked away, I glanced back and saw him harassing the entire area about how awesome he is. He was dancing like a maniac and needed mental help. I would assist him but my Wii is already broken.

From a distance all you can hear is his infuriating voice in the tune of Final Fantasy victory songs.

"Look at me, I'm so awesome!"

I shook my head and continued walking.