Yay! Merry Christmas everyone! Okay so I know that this update took forever but well... I just couldn't figure this out. I'm not sure really but for some reason this was hard to write, and then there was November (check my profile and you'll understand).

BTW Forgive me if the end is a little loopy, I had my wisdom teeth removed on the twenty-third.

Disclaimer: Maybe I'll get ownership of Bleach as a Christmas present! (No, no you won't) :(


Shiro felt his eye twitch. He could feel the his whole body rebel against not taking action, yes he had been strictly forbidden from killing IT. It, was Ichigo's heinous Inner-child, and it needed to die. Well Shiro supposed he was a he, so, he needed to die. No wait that doesn't sound right. Poke, Shiro's eye twitched again. He was resolutely ignoring the child, or at least trying his best to. He was doing a poor job, Lil'Ichi, as Shiro had chosen to call him, had noticed the twitch of his eye. "I'm annoying you." He said proudly.

"No you're not." Shiro said, staring into the distance.

"No you're not." He repeated.

"What?" Shiro asked confused.

"What?" Lil'Ichi said.

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Lil'Ichi's mouth was twitching with the hint of a smile.

"Stop repeating everything I say!" Shiro shouted angrily, this kid got on his nerves!

"Stop repeating everything I say!" Lil'Ichi punctuated the statement with a laugh.

"I'm going to kill you!" Shiro shouted now ignoring Ichigo's order not to kill, attack or harm his Inner child in any way. He jumped up and ran after the kid who took off laughing and jumping into open windows and out of others- Shiro still wasn't sure he should be doing that.

"I'm going to kill you!" Lil'Ichi repeated. Shiro screamed in annoyance and fell back on his ass out of breath, he was pissed but he was tired!

"Ichigo!" He shouted, "Get it away from me!" He was exhausted, Ichigo had been dumping the kid on him for a week now and this was had gotten ridiculous on Monday.

"He's not listening, we're in math, so the big me said not to make so much noise." Lil'Ichi said smugly. True his activity had been quite, if just as annoying as his voice. Shiro glared at the little brat, he knew that if he really wanted to he could kill the little monster, easy. Something stopped him though. He supposed the brat had grown on him, kinda, sorta in a weird 'I hate you but you're kinda amusing' way. "Shiro!" The kid whined sitting on the ground and pouting. "I'm hungry!"

"Huh?" Shiro looked at the kid like he was crazy, which he was, but that wasn't the point right now. They didn't eat, they were just a part of Ichigo, as long as he ate they were alive, it wasn't like they had their own bodies to keep up. "Kid, you can't be hungry."

"Uh-huh, I can be whatever I want to be Mama said." Lil'Ichi told him obstinately. Shiro sighed, where was he supposed to get food for the stubborn little brat.

"Well I don't know what to do about it, there ain't any food here." Shiro told him plainly. "If you want to complain to someone talk to Ichigo."

"There is to food!" Lil'Ichi accused, "It's right in here!" He pointed to a window and dived right in. Shiro gaped, there was no way. Lil'Ichi came out lugging something shocking, it was a bag- at least twice his own size- filled to the brim with candy.

"What in the name of all that is holy, is that?" Shiro asked shocked.

"Candy dumbass." Lil'Ichi said. On Wednesday Shiro had decided to teach Lil'Ichi bad words, Ichigo wasn't pleased.

"Yeah, but how the hell did you get all that?" Shiro was in awe.

"Four years of adorable me taking my even more adorable little sisters out for Halloween." He said with a smile, "People thought I needed a reward for being such a good boy and taking care of my baby sisters." Shiro was amazed, from what he knew of the holiday, that kid had quite the system. "I wish I still went trick-or-treating." He added a small bit of sadness crossing his face. "Let's eat!" He said perking back up. Shiro shrugged and walked over taking some of the candy. By noon they had finished the entire bag.

"I feel sick." Shiro groaned rolling onto his side.

"I feel dizzy." Lil'Ichi added giggling. How had the kid just eaten twice his body weight in candy and still managed to giggle? "I'm bored!" He shouted, uh-oh.

"C'mon Lil'Ichi, let's just take a nap." He hoped he sounded pacifying.

"No!" Lil'Ichi shouted already worked up. "Let's play let's play, let's play, LET'S PLAY!" He ran around Shiro shouting at the top of his lungs and screaming incoherently. Shiro groaned, why him?

"What the hell?" Shiro heard a blessed voice shout, he thanked every god out there.

"I WANT TO PLAY!" Lil'Ichi continued to scream.

"Get rid of it, Ichigo!" Shiro moaned.

"I hate you both." Ichigo muttered. "Me, get back to your room." Ichigo ordered.

"No, no, no, nononononononono, NOOOOOO!!!" Lil'Ichi was beginning to throw a tantrum now. Ichigo and Shiro both covered their ears shocked by the volume and pitch of the screaming child. "I WANT TO PLAY NOW!" He screamed in between breaths.

"What did you do to him?" Ichigo shouted over the screaming.

"He's the one that brought out the candy!" Shiro accused.

"You gave him CANDY?" Ichigo gaped at him. "Have you met me?"

"Just make it stop!" Shiro begged.

"I WANT TO PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE NOW!" Lil'Ichi screamed and out of nowhere produced Zangetsu, how did he do that?

"No!" Both Shiro and Ichigo shouted running from the screaming child carrying a very large very sharp sword on a sugar high. Finally after nearly three hours of running Lil'Ichi collapsed, sound asleep, both Ichigo and Shiro fell down to tired to do anything else.

"Why," Ichigo breathed, "On earth would you give him sugar?"

"Halloween, ring any bells?" Shiro said.

"Heh,heh," Ichigo smirked wickedly looking all the more like his younger self.

"IMMA KILL JOO!!!" They both jumped and looked to Lil'Ichi, he was still asleep for now...


I hope this was somewhere near as good as the first one, I don't think it was as funny but... Well whatever I'll see if I have another one in me and maybe it will be better.