"Welcome to my house, Gon." Killua said as he stared at the large mansion.

Gon walked closer with an amazed look on his face. It's just that it's likely his first time seeing a mansion that big and wondered what it feels like to live there.

"Uwahh! Sugoi ne, Killua." Gon's eyes sparkled when he looks at the mansion.

"Stop being so excited, now let's go."

Killua and Gon entered the mansion together, holding hands. Both of them walked silently so that no one could notice the two of them. Killua was being alerted on the surroundings. He's thinking that there may be traps set around here. He told Gon to watch his stepping or he might step at the trap that could lead them to their death or something.

The place is actually dark, so you can't see anything clearly. Gon was behind Killua holding his shoulders tightly and watch everything around. They continued to walk along this dark place. Gon was curious if there are traps around here. Meanwhile, he noticed that he stepped onto something that it lets his foot press it. Killua heard it, Gon stepped into the trap!

"Baka! I told you to watch where you're stepping!" Killua yelled at Gon.

"Killua, behind you!" Gon warned Killua pointing his hands at the big net that would capture them.

They were supposed to run but the net captured them so fast. Both of them were inside the net together, planning to escape but they can't move. Killua's nails grew sharper and tried to cut it but he can't because the net is so thick that his nails can't even cut it.

Because they were captured, the alarm was ringing which led someone to check what they got. Gon and Killua saw someone running closer to them. Killua figured out who it was, it was his big brother Milluki! That pig...

"Aha! Finally I got you bad...trespasser..." Milluki's mood was supposed to be exciting because he caught a trespasser but he frowned because it was his little brother. "Oi Killu! What are you doing here?"

"None of your bussiness! I won't tell you! Now could you please get us out of here?" Killua held the net while complaining at Milluki.

Milluki got confused why he said us but he saw no one but him inside the net. He thought that Killua's making up an imaginary friend that could be with him inside the net telling him how to mess with his big brother.

"Ah, that's your big brother, Killua? He looks so fat. I thought he's someone that looks attractive." Gon said showing himself.

So it's true. Killua was with someone. Milluki knows who it was, it was Killua's best friend! He took out the remote that could control in this trap and pressed a button. Whoo lucky! Gon and Killua got out.

"Yay! We're free!" Gon smiled.

"Ma! Killu's here and he brought his friend!" Milluki called his mother that was having tea on the kitchen.

"Oh great. Mother."

Kikyou's steps could be heard from the distance and it was getting closer. Killua saw her coming this way also bringing Kalluto with her. She was standing in front of Killua and looked at him.

"Kil's home! I'm so happy!" Kikyou smiled and yelled so loudly because her son's home. After she was looking at Killua, she also saw Gon behind him. She became angry when she saw Killua brought someone here because she didn't like it when Killua returns here with a friend. "Killu! You brought you friend? How unexpected." Kikyou pointed her fan at Gon. "We're going to kill you, Killua can't have friends! Kalluto-chan!" She asked Kalluto to kill Gon for her.

"Hai, okaasama."

Gon looked at Kalluto making a move to kill him. He's not scared because he knows that Killua would protect him but he just remembered that Kikyou was Killua's mother, so he wanted to introduce himself as Killua's boyfriend.

"Okaasan? Okaasan!" Gon said while standing up and walked closer to Kikyou.

"Gon matte! Nanda-" Killua can't finish his sentence because Gon bravely stood in front of his mother.

"Okaasan! I'm so glad to see you again." Gon bowed down.

"Okaasan?" Kikyou was getting wondered why Gon called her mother.

"Hai. You're my mom because I'm Killua's boyfriend!" Gon smiled.

Killua sweat dropped when Gon told Kikyou about it. They promised that it was their secret but Gon was so stupid that he told Killua's mother about their secret relationship. Somehow Killua thought that Kikyou would get angrier when she heard that her son had a boyfriend but he's not sure if it'll happen but what he sees in Kikyou's face is that she looks shocked.

"Kil's got a boyfriend..." Kikyou looked down.

Killua grabbed Gon's arm and pulled him closer to him. He's trying to protect Gon from his mother because she might try to harm him.

"Killua! How dare you!" Kikyou started yelling with her red aura starting to get stronger.

Killua started embracing Gon because it looks like that she'll kill Gon.

"How dare you! How dare you not telling us about it? You had a boyfriend!" Kikyou smiled as he hugged both Gon and Killua.

"Hahhh?" Killua sweat dropped with his mouth wide opened.

"Killu's got a boyfriend I'm so glad!"

Gon enjoyed Kikyou's embrace while Killua was staying alert. He watched his mother's movements because maybe while she was hugging Gon, she might take out a knife and thrust it on Gon. It was a long embrace, Killua pushed his mother and took Gon wrapping his arm on his hips.

Anyway, what the hell was that all about? Kikyou's glad? What kind of a woman is she? If Killua had a friend, she had a reason to kill them but if he had a boyfriend she's glad and crazy about it. How weird, just like what Killua said his family's weird.

Kikyou called the family to come here and join together with them. Silva came first then Illumi and Zeno followed. They didn't know their purpose of coming here but they saw Killua's friend, so Illumi took out his needles because he's planning to kill Gon.

"Mother, you called us to kill that kid?" Illumi said with his pure black eyes staring at Gon.

"Hmm? Illumi, that's rude. You can't kill Killu's boyfriend!" Kikyou said while smiling.

"What? Killu had a boyfriend?" Silva questioned.

"Yes! Isn't it great?" Kikyou said.

Silva stared at Killua holding Gon because he's just protecting him but it's obvious that he cares so much for Gon. His face looks so serious like he won't let it happen that it's the two of them already but then his face smiled and he laughed.

"Hahaha! Great job Killu, I'm so happy for both of you." Silva patted Killua's head which it makes it look messy.

What? Even Silva? This is getting weirder. Okay, it's confirmed that Killua's families are crazy, weird, pshcos, what else? Those are the words to be described for them.

"I'm so proud of my Killu." Zeno said.

"Yes, I'm really glad." Illumi said without even making a face with an expression.

Okay, okay, they're weird and crazy. Killua's been freaking out but how's Gon? He's joining their conversations. Oh no, Gon's been affected by their craziness. Killua could see their laughs that had a background of darkness in it and he wishes to run away.

"Uhh, both of us are going now. I should take him to my room dakara sayonara desu! Migeruso, Gon!" Killua carried Gon in a bridal style then he quickly ran upstairs and headed on his room. When he entered with Gon, he puts him down then he locked the door not letting anyone to get in.

Kikyou got even more excited when she saw Killua carried Gon to his room. Because of their rush, their things were left behind so Kikyou told their servant Gotoh to bring their things inside Killua's room.

Their servant Gotoh brought the bag upstairs and knocked at Killua's door. He's also happy to see his master and he also missed him because he's been away for a long time but actually Killua didn't want to return here, right?

"Killua-sama, you forgot your bag." Gotoh said.

"Don't come in!" Killua said.

"But Killua-sama, your bag..."

"It's alright! Just leave it in front of my door and leave!"

"Hai, wakarimashita..."

Finally, Gotoh left. Killua opened his door and checked if anyone's here but no one. He grabbed the things and quickly locked the door. He didn't want someone to barge in and ruin everything. Even if the door is locked, some of them might go in but because Killua's room is large and it had some hiding places, they won't find them except if one of them makes a noise.

But really, Killua's room is protected and he's sure that no one could get in. He had traps that he set already so they won't have problems anymore. He sighed in relief and he's thankful that Gon's safe.

Gon was wondering why Killua should protect him. He thinks that Killua's family are joyful and nice but Killua thinks that they're crazy! Gon only thinks that they're slightly weird but really they're weird. Gon is simple minded, maybe those were just and acting and after that Gon thinks they're nice, he might not think they'll kill him, so that's why Killua doesn't support their smiles.

Kikyou went upstairs and walked at Killua's room. She knocked the door because she realized that the door was lock. She came there to invite them for their lunch.

"Killu! Come out, your lunch is ready!" Kikyou said while knocking the door.

"It's okay mom, we're full." Killua pretends it just to fool her mother but actually both of their stomachs were empty.

"Killua, I'm hungry..." Gon said.

"Hahhh, fine. Okay, mom we're going out." Killua said.

Killua unlocked his door and opened it. He walked downstairs with Gon and proceeded to the kitchen. Both of them sat down then they saw that there was food in their plates already. It's strange, they noticed that their food are different from the others.

All of them started eating except for Gon and Killua. Because Gon was hungry, he wanted to start eating as well.

When he puts the spoon in his mouth with food in it, Killua quickly took Gon's spoon and threw the food away.

"Gon, don't eat it!" Killua said.

"Huh? But why?"

"Killua! That's rude, how dare you did that to your boyfriend?" Kikyou said to Killua as she stood up.

"Mom, I know you did something in our food, it's obvious because our food is different than yours." Killua stood up and argued with his mother.

"Mmm! Oishi desu!" Gon said.

Killua and Kikyou looked at Gon and saw him that he was eating. Oh no! Gon ate it, maybe there are some poison in it.

"Gon, I told you not to eat it! You'll be poisoned." Killua said.

"Mmm? No it's not, it's delicious!" Gon smiled.

"Wow! Thank you my future son. Mattaku Killua, you should have manners next time!" Kikyou said.

"You should have manners ugh!" Killua mimicked his mother's saying.

Guess Killua had no choice. He was thinking that his mother had puts some poison on Gon's food that's why he did it. But it looks like he was wrong, ah but still he won't let them fool him. Maybe they're faking all of this, he's sure of it!

He ate his food and watched them. He's still worried, he's focusing on protecting Gon. While he was eating, he realized that his throat was burning. He coughed and drank the water. That's the poison he's talking about.

"Hahahaha, you let your guard down! I put some poison in yours dear." Kikyou laughed.

"How cruel mother..." Killua held his throat and scoffed. "Gon! We'll go home to your house on midnight okay?" Killua whispered at Gon.

"Killua, I told you I'll decide when we'll leave!" Gon whispered back.

Wait, Gon just said that they'll stay there for one month but he forgot. Thank goodness, Killua hopes they'll go tomorrow!

"O-Okay, is it okay if we'll go tomorrow?" Killua asked.

"No..."

"Argh!"

"Killua! Don't argue in front of the table!" Kikyou yelled.

"But... but we're not..."

"Don't talk back!" Kikyou said.

"Actually okaasan, we're not arguing." Gon smiled.

"Ahhh! Then that's great! Omai wa kawaii ne, Gon-chan!" Kikyou smiled at Gon.

"Ahh... Arigatou!" Gon blushed.

"Taku..."


It was already night, Gon and Killua were finished having dinner so now they're going to bed to get some sleep. Somehow, this is going to be fun. Killua will set some traps for someone to come inside his room.

Both of them were also finished brushing their teeth, so it's time to go to bed! They're really tired and sleepy so they needed some rest.

"Goodnight, Killua!" Gon said as he wrapped a blanket on his body.

"Hai, goodnight!"

Gon could hear chains and other things. He's confused, though he really wanted to sleep with Killua right now. He opened his eyes then he blinked twice. He sweat dropped when he saw Killua laughing joyfully with the perfect trap he set.

"Ha! Perfect. Gon akachan...let's sleep..." Killua lied down next to Gon and shared a blanket with him.

"Akachan?" Gon was so confused why Killua called him that.

"Hmm? Doushite no?" Killua said.

"Ahh betsu ni. Don't give me weird nicknames."

"Ehh? So what kind of nickname do you want? Gon-chan? Gon-kun? Ouji-sama? Gon-sama? Amai-chan? Or it's even better if Aka..." Killua asked him those nicknames.

"Dameeee! Just call me Gon, I'm fine without nicknames and nicknames don't even suit me!" Gon crossed his arms.

"Hai, hai...wakatta. Well goodnight! Sweet dreams Gon!" Killua kissed Gon's cheek.

Killua turned off the lights and both of them slept. Right now, Killua could sleep so well because Gon's protected by those traps he set.

Meanwhile in the midnight, Killua could hear footsteps from outside. He chuckled but he got back in his sleep.

Someone opened the door then the string was released then a net fell down and caught them. Nice, that was his first trap. Finally got them! Killua got up and turned on the lights and checked who was on the trap.

"Aha! Eh...mom? Dad?" Killua's eyes widened.

"Killua! What's all this?" Kikyou asked.

"So, you're here to kill Gon, huh? Well you can't, my trap worked!" Killua smiled.

Gon got up because it was bright and he heard noises. He saw Silva and Kikyou inside the net, he was confused...

"What's going on, Killua?" Gon said as he rubbed his eyes.

"Don't worry Gon, you're safe!" Killua said.

"Ehh? You've set those traps...for your parents?" Gon's eyebrow raised.

"Yes! They're trying to harm you, so I did it so that you'll be safe."

Gon saw Kikyou holding onto something. It looked like a present, so he stood up and removed the net which it made Kikyou and Silva fall down.

"Ah! Arigatou, Gon-chan! Here's for you!" Kikyou gave him their present.

Gon opened the wrapped gift and saw a folded black cloth. It's for Gon to wear it, he unfolded it and looked at the cloth curiously. He imagined how he looks like when he wears it and it looked so...sexy on him. Well, the shirt is strapless that could reach on half of his stomach and the shorts were so short that it looked like underwear. Now they're even crazier.

"Ehh? Nanda kore wa?" Gon asked.

"W-Well..." Kikyou elbowed Silva for him to explain.

"That's our present for you because you two are in a relationship now, so you should wear that for you to look more attractive!" Silva said...what?

"Ahh...i-is that it?" Gon sweat dropped.

"Ehhh? You guys are crazy! There's no way Gon would wear that! Now, please get out of my room and never return! We're sleeping!" Killua said.

"Okay, goodnight you two and have fun!" Kikyou said as she and Silva walked out of Killua's room.

They could hear the door being locked by Killua and it even made them more excited of what will happen.

So, Killua and Gon went back to sleep. No one knows what will happen tomorrow.


Yaayy...updated...*low voice*

Killua: What was that? Louder!

Yaayyy! UPDATED! Minnasan, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, now I don't know when I should update...

I don't actually expect that this would happen but, it's just weird that Killu's parents would give Gon something to wear like that... Tomorrow, they'll expect that the two of them are fucking each other, ne? Hihihihihi

My angel is gone... I'm a bad girl ;(

Please review! I actually want to see some new reviews it makes me happy!

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