"Muahhahahaha, muahhaha, muahhahahahaha, MUAHHAHAHAHA, MUAHHAHAHA, MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
After heaving a huge spit wad at Vegeta's dead body, Trunks contemplated who he was going to kill next. After letting his mind wander, he rested on a character that had recently caused him much trouble. "Krillin." The little bugger had been snooping about his house of late and was always sucking up to Goku like a leech to the many bloated mosquitoes that were floating around this time of year. "Although," thought Trunks with a laugh, "the way I'm going, there won't be much of anything alive for the leeches. I might as well go kill a leech and decrease the competition."
With a small but evil smile on his face, Trunks left the body of his father to rot in the sun to search for Krillin. He quickly found him, but recoiled in horror as an awful sight befell his eyes. Krillin was frolicking provocatively in a grassy field filled with daisies, singing horribly to himself as he went.
Trunks decided to do one last favor to the world. His final good deed: destroying Krillin.
He tiptoed through the tulips over to where Krillin was sitting in a patch of violets, humming Rubber Ducky You're The One for no apparent reason. Trunks couldn't stand it any longer. He launched himself into the air and landed directly in front of Krillin. Krillin was about to greet Trunks, but was prevented from doing so by Trunks' removal of his vocal chords.
Krillin tried to scream, but, of course, could not. He had no vocal chords. Trunks knew that Krillin would die within a couple minutes, but decided to have a little fun anyway. He quickly proceeded to acquire a yellow shirt with horizontal zigzag stripes and a Sharpie marker. When he returned, Krillin was very pale and had thick red blood crusting on his neck, but was still alive. Trunks went about his work.
