Total Drama Finale Episode 1. "Good Old Wawanakwa...Or Not."


Cody was on his laptop, looking through songs that he thought he could sing when a message popped up. Noah walked up behind Cody and read it.

"Do I need to increase the size of my penis?" Cody asked out loud, "I don't need that." Noah raised an eyebrow at him and walked away.

Cody clicked "Yes" when Noah was out of sight.


The Lions were all fairly confident that Trent could win them the challenge. Courtney continued to argue that she could do just as well as Trent.

"Trent may be good, but it's not like he's the greatest guy ever!" Courtney complained.

"Just be thankful that he has abilities that can help us in challenges," said Tyler. "What song are you doing Lindsay?"

"Barbie Girl by Aqua!" Lindsay squealed, happily.

"That would fit you, since you are as dumb as a barbie." said Heather. Tyler glared at her with his arms crossed.

"Shut up!" he said. Tyler hated it when people talked bad about his girl.

"Make me, jock wannabe." Heather told him, flipping her hair.

"Oh, it's on now!" he said, and DJ and Duncan had to hold him back.


Confession Cam:

Tyler- "That Heather is really pissing me off!"

Courtney- "The last thing we need on this team is a fight!"

Heather- "Oh please, I don't care about how that stupid jock feels."


Meanwhile, Justin was becoming pretty confident on the other team.

"I can take on Trent, easy." he said. "My voice is pure and sexy."

"So, what song are you doing?" asked Geoff.

"Sexy Back" Justin replied.

"Of..course...you..are..." said Geoff, walking away.

Harold and Cody were helping Izzy prepare for her song.

"My song is gonna rock!" she said. Cody nodded.

"Definately!" he said.

"What are you singing Cody?" asked Harold.

"It doesn't really matter..hehe..." he said, looking down at the ground.


Noah was waiting for someone in the mess hall. He read his book, waiting boredly. Eva and Izzy entered.

"What do you want, bookworm?" Eva asked. Noah looked up.

"I think we need to start an alliance. Notice how far Heather got in season one?" Noah asked, crossing his arms. Eva nodded.

"I hate to admit it, but lazy boy is right." she said to Izzy.

"Yeah," Izzy agreed, chewing on her arm.

"Alright," said Noah, "We have to win this challenge!"

"Wow, I've never seen you so motivated." Eva murmured, a small smile forming.

-Cuts to Commercial-


1st Commercial:

"There comes a time...where we must face our own destiny, and not care about everyone else." said a voice, as a masked figure ran across the screen.

Steve Daniels: Night Cop

Coming Soon


2nd Commercial:

A man came on stage, singing:

McCain Can Kiss My Ass,

McCain Can Kiss My Ass,

Obama's Gonna Save My Ass,

But McCain Can't Kick His Ass

(Drum Solo)

I Don't Give A F### About McCain,

He's Ugly,Fat, and Lame!

Obama,Obama,

To Obama, We Hail!

McCain's An Epic Fail!

YAY!


The campers were all working on their songs, while Trent and Gwen were by the cabins spending some quality time.

"My song tonight is going to be dedicated to you."Trent said, laying in the tall grass. Gwen lay next to him, with her arms across his chest.

"Awe..that's sweet."she said, kissing his cheek. Trent smiled at her. Then, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small black box. He flipped it open to reveal the most beautiful thing Gwen had ever seen; a shining, diamond ring.

"Gwendolyn Marie, will you marry me?" he asked, and Gwen's eyes went wide.

"Tr-Trent!" she cried, blushing. "Do you mean really that?"

"Yes, my angel.." he said, then kissed her. Gwen looked up.

"Trent...I'm gonna have to think about this." she said, then got up to walk off.


Confession Cam:

Gwen- "Oh my God...I didn't see that coming."


Harold sat as his desk, after crumbling up about 50 pieces of paper.

"Gosh! I can't think of what to write!" he said, slamming his head onto the wooden desktop. Cody walked in.

"What are you doing, dude?" asked Cody. Harold sighed.

"I'm writing-or well, trying- a love letter to this girl I like." the brunette nerd said.

"Who?" asked Cody. Harold whispered a name in his ear.

"That's a relief." Cody said. He whispered who he liked in Harold's ear.

"Really? Awesome." said Harold, giving Cody a knuckle tap.


Confession Cam:

Harold- "Well, I think Cody is a pretty cool guy. As long as he doesn't get mauled again."


Harold and Cody stepped outside to see Geoff and Bridgette making out..again. Chef stepped out from the Mess Hall, and puked.

"Disgusting teens having TOO much fun!" Chef complained, as he grabbed a hose and put the hose on Geoff and Bridgette.

"You are gonna have to do better than that, Chef" said Bridgette. "I'm in the water most of the time anyway."

Suddenly, a crazy redhead came out of nowhere and slammed into Chef, then she fell to the ground.

"I don't think my arm is supposed to bend that way..." she said, holding a broken arm. Chris ran up.

"Chef! We could get sued! The cost of her arm surgery is coming out of your paycheck!" Chris shouted, as Izzy was carried off to the medical tent. Owen heard what happened, and rushed in to see his girl friend.

"IZZY! FOR THE GREAT LOVE OF GOD SPEAK TO ME!" he cried. "WHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOUNG???" Izzy looked up at him.

"Um, Owen? It's just a broken arm." she said.


Confession Cam:

Owen- "I guess I did kinda overreact. Hehe."

Chef- "Well, this sucks! I get punished because of stupid red head!"

Cody- "I sure hope Izzy is ok...she could be out of challenges for a long time now."


While Izzy healed in the medical tent, Chris approached The Dragons.

"3 hours guys, hope you are ready." the host said.

"I was born ready!" declared Justin, smirking. Cody simply shrugged and Izzy was still in the med tent.

"Chris? Since Izzy is hurt, will she still have to sing tonight?" asked Cody.

"Yep! So good luck with that!" Chris laughed, as he walked away. The team looked at eachother.

"This sucks," said Cody.

"Could be worse. We could be on top of a freezing mountain with a host even more sinister than Chris..." Harold muttered.

"What are we gonna do?" asked Geoff, with Bridgette by his side. "If Izzy can't sing tonight, we might be toast!"

"Don't you people have any confidence in me?" asked Justin, flexing.

"I do," said Katie, giggling. Harold looked at the ground and sighed.

"Our chances of winning with Trent on their side is 9,053 to 1." the nerd said, holding a calculator.

"Well, that's being positive!" said Beth, glaring at him. "We can win with Justin!"

"I could kick Trent's butt any day." said Justin. A voice behind him surprised him.

"What, Justin?" asked Trent, with Gwen behind him.

"You heard me." Justin said, looking into a mirror.

"Watch what you say, pretty boy." Trent murmured.

"What are you gonna do about it? Whine to your loser girlfriend?" Justin asked, then Trent punched him straight in the face.

"My face! You are gonna pay for this!" Justin said, as he grabbed Trent by the throat.

"Justin!" screamed Gwen, trying to free Trent from his grasp. Justin dropped him where he stood, and went to the bathrooms to fix his bloody nose. Trent looked at Gwen sadly.

"Can't..speak..well..." he said, his voice sounding raspy and his throat was obviously hurting him. Chris walked up.

"What the heck is with all the violence today? We are gonna get so many lawsuits!" he whined.


Confession Cam:

Justin- "Hey, that guy provoked me. I wasn't doing it to be mean, I was just helping him understand his rightful place here; which just happens to be below mine."

Gwen- "When they say it's always the quiet ones, they are right!"